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Grade A Bologna
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and happy birthday to my wife in another life @zoinkies.bsky.social out there being the realest bitch always 😎🤌
May 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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say drake...
February 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Thank you @anntastic.bsky.social for sharing this! Being an immigrant or child of immigrants lends nuance, specificity, understanding, and empathy to journalism. And talking about one's lived experience can often enrich our reporting.
New newsletter from me finally: Are you allowed to be proud to be the children of immigrants in a newsroom? Does that make you "pro-immigration," or otherwise challenge your ability to do your job? Fuck no! Let's please not waste time with this again.

newsroom-dropout.beehiiv.com/p/everyone-s...
Everyone's Beat is Immigration
And every reporter belongs
newsroom-dropout.beehiiv.com
February 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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now sure what to do with the revelation that legally there are no men
The Trump administration snuck fetal personhood into their anti-trans executive order
January 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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I get it, if I were president I would immediately sign an executive order designating the only two sexes: gay guys and lesbians
January 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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January 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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the reason people don’t trust the democratic party is because it was incredibly obvious to everyone that bidens brain was hardly functioning at all but every party member and democratic funded influencer had to pretend like our eyes were lying to us
December 20, 2024 at 5:26 PM
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Lmao they're so scared, this is deranged
December 9, 2024 at 4:36 AM
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It's all tied together and don't let them trick you into thinking it's for safety
November 21, 2024 at 6:34 PM
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it’s time to bring back this anthem
November 20, 2024 at 11:53 PM
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i bet in heaven if you're driving around and see your buddy stepping out of a store you're allowed to plow your car into him as a joke
January 28, 2024 at 11:36 AM
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pizza in los angeles is good actually. a transplant from whatever city you claim has the best pizza opened a little shop in lawndale or torrance or somewhere and make exactly the perfect slice you claim we're incapable of making, but you didn't go south of the 10 when you visited
What's your controversial food opinion?
October 18, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Wow lol

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #331,398!
September 25, 2024 at 9:28 PM
They didn’t release the footage today because it’s Sunday and more people could have filled the streets in protest, RIP SONYA MASSEY we won’t forget you
July 21, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Getting old sucks, you mean i gotta stretch everyday like a kitty cat
July 19, 2024 at 1:24 AM
They said “all kinds of violence are the same” with a straight face
“The Biden campaign will draw on the president's history of condemning all sorts of political violence including his sharp criticism of the "disorder" created by campus protests over the Israel-Gaza conflict, campaign officials said on condition of anonymity.”

Hahahahaha, go fuck yourselves.
Biden, Democrats scramble after Trump rally shooting upends campaign
U.S. President Joe Biden's reelection campaign is scrambling for a new strategy after an assassination attempt on Republican rival Donald Trump in western Pennsylvania, including deciding to call off verbal attacks on the former president for now.
www.reuters.com
July 15, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Racy Fussgraves
July 9, 2024 at 3:14 AM
The bar is in the city of Atlantis, okay. We don’t know what happened to it
July 8, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Can I have a root beer to go
July 6, 2024 at 9:27 PM
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That man looked voters in the eye and all but said “I’ll keep funding the murder of brown people over there no matter what y’all say or do.” We aren’t giving ourselves shit.
July 6, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Fuck Andy dick every day but not actually don’t let him touch you
June 29, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Hating women is so funny like what is even the point of this
June 29, 2024 at 3:00 AM
You can tell when someone on depop has no ass, you ask for a hip measurement on a dress and they giggle like it’s a game
June 26, 2024 at 11:14 PM
I dunno why my roomie hates using the bathroom fan, but this redirection blew my mind and left me speechless
June 26, 2024 at 7:09 PM