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I like that Goth stuff 🦇
No such thing as too many skulls 💀
MEOW 😻
I 🫀 🧟‍♀️🎮
Hail Satan 🤘
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Poilievre’s broken slogan generator to blame as he vows to “Dink the Rink” and “Slime the Grime”

www.thebeaverton.com/2025/03/poil...
Poilievre’s broken slogan generator to blame as he vows to “Dink the Rink” and “Slime the Grime”
Lethbridge, AB - Conservative party leader, Pierre Poilievre, spoke to a mystified crowd of supporters as he promised to go to Ottawa and “Dink the Rink” while standing in front of a banner emblazoned...
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March 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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March 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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So let me get this straight:
It's 4 days before St. Patrick's Day and Donald Trump has thrown a 200% tariff on guinness and Irish Whisky.
Americans voted for Mr. Art of the Deal to send the world a message.
He sure has.
We're picking it up loud and clear.
Lol...
March 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Upscale cookbook assumes you can afford food
Upscale cookbook assumes you can afford food
VANCOUVER — Celebrity chef Walton Fisch is facing widespread criticism for his latest cookbook, Fresh Fisch, which assumes its readers can afford to buy food.
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March 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Looks like Trumpty-Dumpty had a great fall
Splat! From the wall [street]

See what I did there?
March 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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from today's post —
I wouldn't put it past these fuckers to do a Saddam-has-WMDs-style gaslighting campaign to invent a pretext for invading Canada.
thanks for reading!
link to the whole post is here: bit.ly/4if7meN
March 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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"From one guy to another old guy STOP THIS NONSENSE. Canada will never join the United States. My parents were not millionaires from New York. But my mother would've been ashamed of me if I treated Trudeau and Zelensky that way"

Jean Chrétien to Donald Trump (said in English)
March 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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No bone spurs detected.
March 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Canada must go all the way. Trump can do his worst.
We as a nation will rise up and do our best.
Elbows up.
March 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Trump unable to keep tariffs up, blames alcohol
Trump unable to keep tariffs up, blames alcohol
WASHINGTON D.C. - Following a robust initial showing, US President Donald J. Trump has announced to Canadians that he is unable to keep his strong tariffs going, in part "due to American booze".
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March 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Any dig at the Trumpster fire brings me absolute joy.
BREAKING NEWS: Canadian Premier Wab Kinew of Manitoba MOCKS Trump by signing a “beautiful” order that officially removes ALL American liquor from Canadian stores in his province.

Donald Trump just caused massive economic damage to our country. How sad and embarrassing.
March 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Dear Mr. Jack Daniels,
Canada is your biggest market.
Maybe you should explain this to your legislators who threaten us.
We will take all the steps necessary to defend our nation from a hostile foreign power including filling the shelves with great Canadian whiskey.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Jack Daniel's maker says Canada taking bottles off shelves 'worse than tariffs'
Some Canadian provinces have removed US-made alcohol from shelves in response to US tariffs.
www.bbc.com
March 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Five things I did last week …
1. Wake up
2. Brush my teeth
3. Sign autographs
4. Your mom
5. Donate my Elon Sux-mobile to NPR
March 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Alina Habbard posted: NOTHING CAN STOP THIS MAN FROM FIGHTING FOR HIS COUNTRY.
David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”
March 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Furious Poilievre criticizes Trump tariffs for uniting Canadians
Furious Poilievre criticizes Trump tariffs for uniting Canadians
OTTAWA - Following a tumultuous weekend in which Donald Trump threatened Canada with steep tariffs on all goods, only to back down, Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre angrily criticized the US presi...
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March 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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This isn't a trade war. This is Donald Trump trying to drag Canada into the massive political dumpster fire he started in Washington.
Canadians won't be bullied. We will remain: True. North. Strong Free.
Elbows up.
Read my latest here:
charlieangus.substack.com/p/message-to...
MESSAGE TO TRUMP: CANADA WON'T BURN IN YOUR DUMPSTER FIRE
This Is Canada's Moment
charlieangus.substack.com
March 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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The largest purchaser of wine is the Liquor Control Board of Ontario.
The shelves of Kentucky whiskey, American beer and California wine are now empty.
The LCOBO was doing a brisk business - good news for Canadian, French, Spanish, Australian, Chilean.
Sucks for Kentucky and California.
March 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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“People are doing things.” Have you dropped in yet on the 24-hour livestream of Black leaders giving the “State of the People”? This is an extraordinary gathering of leaders, activists and journalists.
Will go on until midnight tonight. Get on it!

stateofthepeople.media
State of the People | 24 Hour Marathon
The State of the People is a 24-hour livestream where we will center the truth for the people instead of letting disinformation go unchecked.
stateofthepeople.media
March 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Americans choose most expensive way possible to discover what goods made in Canada
Americans choose most expensive way possible to discover what goods made in Canada
WASHINGTON, D.C. - With US President Donald Trump declaring 25% tariffs on most Canadian goods, American citizens have officially chosen the most circuitous and economically painful method possible to...
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March 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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When Mike Myers wore his "Canada Is Not For Sale" t-shirt on SNL, he mouthed a secret code: "elbows up."
It's a reference to the great Gordie "Mr. Elbows" Howe who punished those that messed with his team.
You heard him Canada: elbows up.
If anyone asks why, tell them that Mike Myers sent you.
March 3, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Just saying.
February 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM