Tyger
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Tyger
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Don’t drive slow in the fast lane and please use your turn signal.
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the schools are not closed because of the murder, they’re closed because feds showed up at school and started gassing high school kids at dismissal and the district has a legitimate fear a kid or staff member is going to get shot. that’s where we’re at
January 8, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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Elon Musk ran an unofficial government agency and sat at the right hand of the President as he waged the broadest attack on civil rights in a century and is openly agreeing with and boosting white supremacists. Yet he earned a $1 trillion pay package and news coverage that rarely mentions this.
January 8, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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it's so stupid that a game between two eliminated teams will decide who makes the NFL playoffs. clearly they need a better system: having 12 athletic directors with obvious conflicts of interest sit in cloaks in a fancy hotel ballroom and decide which teams get in (one must be Alabama)
January 4, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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She followed around a Parkland kid to harass him about how school shootings aren’t real, and her doing this shit propelled her to conspiracy internet fame then Congress. You do not have to hand it to her.
December 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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This is really good work.
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?

NOEM: We haven't deported veterans

MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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I look forward to the White House using Mickey Mouse to push anti-immigrant propaganda
BREAKING: Disney is making a $1 billion investment in OpenAI, and will allow its iconic characters to be on the company's Sora AI video generator.
December 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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maimi twice in one week being influenced by blue devils send skeet
wait Miami did WHAT
December 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Notre Dame speedrunning the 2023 Florida State Squandering Playoff Snub Goodwill challenge
Notre Dame AD Pete Bevacqua to DP Show on the ACC: "We were mystified by the actions of the conference to attack their biggest partner really in football...They have certainly done permanent damage to the relationship between the conference and Notre Dame."
December 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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listen the playoff is a lot of things, but one of them is “great for getting people to just say WHATEVER”
Kalen DeBoer: "If this game applies to and takes away from our resume, I don't think that's right."
December 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Achievement unlocked! 2025 Florida State is now the first non-bowl team since 2007 ULM to have beaten Alabama.
November 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Mike Norvell during the presser
November 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Cool contrast between Dusty pleading the committee to not hold it against Ole Miss if they don’t have Lane Kiffin and Joe Tess pushing the committee to leave out an FSU team he was actively watching defensively dominate and WIN without Jordan Travis.
November 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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This is in the running for my favorite lecture slide ever
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Smugly pointing out that your opponent’s dozens of military medals are out of order is one of the weakest dunk attempts I’ve ever seen. Basically slamming the ball into the bottom of the rim
When you draw a platoon leader like Hegseth, it’s your worst nightmare. You just ride it out until he’s gone and gets replaced by someone who isn’t a complete jackass. Only a fool like Trump would put one of them in charge of the entire defense department.
November 25, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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ncst is out here stretching the boundaries of “nice punt” (with the gracious assistance of Florida state) in a way I can’t help but appreciate
a logo for the sickos committee is displayed on a purple background
ALT: a logo for the sickos committee is displayed on a purple background
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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NC State just recovered the funniest fuckin turnover on a punt i have seen in a minute
November 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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nc state just recovered a punt from where it was punted because a florida state player executed a perfect header
November 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Mike seeing that this NC State team hasn’t given up fewer than 36 points since September
a man says it became personal with me in a close up
ALT: a man says it became personal with me in a close up
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Thomas Castellanos is like 90% of the way to being really good and his 10% where he's not ruins his whole credit rating
November 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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man that's such a big head, too, that's like trying to hit a kickball with a wiffle bat
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape
Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape
WASHINGTON—In an effort to bring an end to what he described as an anti-American trend in filmmaking, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Monday imposing a 100% tax on the profits of movi...
theonion.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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doubling back to order food from a location you have forcibly kidnapped someone from is some truly sadistic shit
I’m still struggling with the fact that ICE “brown shirts” went to a taco shop and thought they would get served.

F that!
November 17, 2025 at 12:47 PM