Um zumbi pra lá de fantasma
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a personificação do aooooooooooooooga
Não mono, fazedor de barulhinhos, destruidor de lasanhas, consumidor de albumina sabor rejunte de parede
Não mono, fazedor de barulhinhos, destruidor de lasanhas, consumidor de albumina sabor rejunte de parede
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I bring you the chad lanchonete em frente ao cemitério da cidade dos meus tios
December 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I bring you the chad lanchonete em frente ao cemitério da cidade dos meus tios
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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De novo pensando nesse tuite
December 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
De novo pensando nesse tuite
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todas as notícias sobre recordes climáticos, o dia mais quente da história, a maior tempestade da história eu reajo assim
December 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
todas as notícias sobre recordes climáticos, o dia mais quente da história, a maior tempestade da história eu reajo assim
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passando mt mal assistindo stranger things e a eleven assim
December 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
passando mt mal assistindo stranger things e a eleven assim
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a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile
December 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile
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Hoje é dia de comemorar o aniversário do cara de barba e cabelo comprido que trouxe mensagens de paz e esperança.
December 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Hoje é dia de comemorar o aniversário do cara de barba e cabelo comprido que trouxe mensagens de paz e esperança.
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Que natal esquisito
December 25, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Que natal esquisito
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toda vez que passa a propaganda do hoteis.com na hbo eu e minha esposa sugerimos formas progressivamente piores de punir aquele sininho maldito pelos seus crimes
December 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
toda vez que passa a propaganda do hoteis.com na hbo eu e minha esposa sugerimos formas progressivamente piores de punir aquele sininho maldito pelos seus crimes
Terminei de ver Nathan for you 3:52 da manhã......... Realmente uma das coisas que eu já vi
December 24, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Terminei de ver Nathan for you 3:52 da manhã......... Realmente uma das coisas que eu já vi
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"you can't make a baby in the butt" not with that attitude you can't
December 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
"you can't make a baby in the butt" not with that attitude you can't
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big chungus has been around longer than israel
December 22, 2025 at 8:46 AM
big chungus has been around longer than israel
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up there with this classic:
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odysseus: we now set out on our odyssey.
sailor: [raising hand] what's an odyssey?
odysseus: a long journey named after the only survivor.
sailor: oh ok wait what.
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December 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
up there with this classic:
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Somebody on the other site said this is Sonic frontiers and I audibly groaned
December 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Somebody on the other site said this is Sonic frontiers and I audibly groaned
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how can I say "this is incredible" while also expressing that my body is violently rejecting this like a virus
December 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
how can I say "this is incredible" while also expressing that my body is violently rejecting this like a virus
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In Mr Beast’s new video, a woman is alone for two weeks on a platform in the sky. and each day, a balloon is released at an inopportune moment for her. And if she fails to shoot the balloon with an arrow, they take a small portion of the platform that is her home
December 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
In Mr Beast’s new video, a woman is alone for two weeks on a platform in the sky. and each day, a balloon is released at an inopportune moment for her. And if she fails to shoot the balloon with an arrow, they take a small portion of the platform that is her home
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Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
December 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.