##eldermillenial
January 17, 2026 at 9:13 PM
What a time to have lived. Truly we are the greatest of all generations #ElderMillenial
Many people don't believe that just 10 seasons ago there was a hill in CF in Houston with a 30° incline and a damn flagpole on top of it (on the field and in play!) but there is video evidence.
January 15, 2026 at 10:38 AM
I wish the internet could go back to stuff like this #eldermillenial
Badger song (Badger badger badger , mushroom mushroom)
YouTube video by xHopelessDreamingx
youtu.be
January 13, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Threw my back out sleeping on it wrong. Hurt so bad I thought I had a kidney stone, went to the urgent care and was given a prescription…for aleve. Treasure your youth while you have it my friends #eldermillenial
January 11, 2026 at 9:00 PM
January 6, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Since I can’t pick just one (as the girl who used to get in trouble for reading under her desk in class).

#booksky #BookishQOTD #childhood #eldermillenial
December 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I used to like sex a lot but now I mostly like prestige television miniseries

#eldermillenial
November 29, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Anyone remember the all red EverReady Nine Lives batteries? 🪫

#eldermillenial
#nostaglia
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
My daughter today asked me “what do foxes say?” I was ready! #eldermillenial
a man in a fox costume is sitting on a couch and says " what does the fox say "
ALT: a man in a fox costume is sitting on a couch and says " what does the fox say "
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I made a thing. Solitaire! This glittery sticker sheet has 14 individual stickers, including the buttons. While it won’t bounce around your screen, hopefully it unlocks some core memories around the family PC.

#retrogames #windows31 #eldermillenial
November 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
lololol... Would you drive with a cougar in the car? #40yrsold #eldermillenial #cougar #redhead #1985
November 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Today a student told me, completely seriously, about something from "the old days, like the 90s" and I almost collapsed in a heap on the classroom floor.
#eldermillenial
November 5, 2025 at 12:33 PM
#10SeriesQueTuKiffes
Community
Bojack Horseman
The Wire
Succession
Breaking Bad
Parks & Recreation
Friends #eldermillenial
Les Sopranos
Fleabag
L'attaque des titans
Lost
Community
Stargate SG1
Battlestar Galactica
Firefly
Bojack Horseman
The office US
Park and recreation
Better call saul
Arrested Developpement
Twin Peaks
Allez, allez, #10SeriesQueTuKiffes dans le désordre.

Buffy contre les vampires
House
The Expanse
Lucifer
Blacklist
Andor
Battlestar Galactica (2004)
Futurama
Altered Carbon
Smallville

(bon et ensuite: The Mandalorian, Star Wars Rebels, Green Arrow, Stargate SG-1)
November 3, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Top knotting too hard today doing yard work …was afraid I would find myself in lulu leggings and Uggs.

Uni flashbacks. #eldermillenial
November 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Nerds should never be “big” and “chewy.” Keep them small boxes of weirdly shaped crunchy candy. Is nothing sacred. #HotTake #ElderMillenial #DontMessWithMyChildhood
October 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
When I saw this at 19 it was the most #y2k cool thing I'd ever seen, my opinion hasn't changed in 20+ years. #ElderMillenial
This was the ad that played during the 1999 MTV VMAs to celebrate the launch of the SEGA Dreamcast on the same day.

And it's... INCREDIBLE.
September 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
This Gen Z personal trainer has one more time to comment on my snap, crackle and popping knees…sir, I went to the club in the early 00’s, I’m lucky they work at all. 😭😂 #blackskyover40 #eldermillenial
September 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
One of our sports Saturday morning routines that I have forced on my family is listening to Jock Jams on the way there and back, just like we did for every spring event when I was in middle school #millennial #eldermillenial
September 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
In 43 years I haven’t added too much garlic to a dish. My upper limit still evades me. #garlic #eldermillenial
September 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Lol, and of course I had a bookmark to the Salad Fingers guy's site

https://www.fat-pie.com

#eldermillenial #nostalgia

8/n
Fat-Pie - Animation and stuff by David Firth
www.fat-pie.com
August 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I took a screenshot to put it in a word document so I could write it down on a Post-It. I'm having a mid-life crisis rn.
#ElderMillenial
August 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Wait! when did this happen?!? When did I become OLD?!? I don't FEEL old. Well, not all the time. Only around people in their 20s

oh FARK, I am old

#80sbaby #90skid #eldermillenial #xennial
August 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I never remember to promote, but I’m already halfway thru TLOU2. Join me for story mode jump scares, easy mode panic, coffee and hot morning breath… live 8/16 11am PDT twitch.tv/thefiveeven #TLOU2 #Twitch #hotmorningbreath #storymodegamer #eldermillenial #girlgamer
August 16, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Ok but how stunning is my hanging basket?

#Flowers #ElderMillenial #Garden
August 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM