#CuckTruck
Tesla just lies to float its fake stock value and that’s all it is, it’s all making things as cheaply as it can, or just scams like the Cucktruck
Ah, THIS Is Why Tesla “Full Self Driving” Sales End On February 14

“How about: February 14 is the deadline California imposed on Tesla to stop selling FSD since it isn’t FSD.”

Ahhhhh… that explains it.

The ruling was on December 16, 2025. February 14, 2026, is 60 days after that. Coincidence?

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Ah, THIS Is Why Tesla "Full Self Driving" Sales End On February 14 - CleanTechnica
Support CleanTechnica's work through a Substack subscription or on Stripe. Yesterday, I wrote about Tesla’s decision to stop selling “Full Self Driving” after February 14. One of the main questions wa...
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January 16, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Lmao no I’m sure THIS time it will work every single other car company that did this failed miserably but no Elon is just the most specialest perfect boy and it will work for him just like the Cucktruck did.
Tesla's latest gambit: become a rental car company. As cars pile up in showrooms and storage lots, Elon is trying to rent his way out of a crisis. Good luck, bud. #teslatakedown #MuskMustFall electrek.co/2025/11/10/t...
Tesla can’t sell its cars anymore so it is renting them now
Tesla is launching a new car rental program out of its stores in the US, as sales are crashing due...
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November 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Just throwing this out there cause it rhymes, "cucktruck"?
October 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Only your wife’s boyfriend could ever love the cucktruck
October 17, 2025 at 5:32 AM
She didn't want to be caught dead in a cucktruck.

Literally and figuratively.
August 19, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I was just thinking earlier today while flipping off a cucktruck that we haven’t heard about that shitstain recently. Seems like time to call him out.
July 26, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Pleased to announce that the CuckTruck with Texas plates that I've been seeing almost every day in suburban Massachusetts seems to have gone back to Texas.
June 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I don't *just* hate Tesla because of the link to Ewok. They also abuse workers, mislead investors, cheat tax collectors, bribe regulators. Their drivers are consistently the worst. The CuckTruck is too poorly built and unsafe even to be on public roads. Garbage in every way.
June 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
just got tail-gated by a cybertruck cuz it didn't know how to merge.

why does every cucktruck owner not know how to drive?
June 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I think just owning a cucktruck should earn a prison sentence.
I don’t think it’s a particularly hot take to say the person who posted a timelapse of themself playing GTA V on the interstate in their Cybertruck should be in prison
May 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
#CuckTruck #Swatikar trash at Panera again.
May 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I bet that's his American flag cucktruck too
May 17, 2025 at 7:54 PM
It's qtr 1 (Jan-Mar) 2025 and March 2025

So the ~7k figure is 3 months combined, and the ~2k figure is for 1 month.

It doesn't show a decrease in sales, just sales over 3 months vs over 1 month.

The F150 is still outselling the CuckTruck though
May 17, 2025 at 7:09 AM
May 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I would just like to say…

a Cucktruck went out of its way to race me at a stoplight today

2 lane intersection merges into 1 lane about 1/8 of a mile after the light

I’m in the right lane; fascist in the left lane…

Fell to his rear wheel jusssst about the time he had to brake and merge…behind me.
a man holding a microphone with the words if you ain t first you 're last on the bottom
ALT: a man holding a microphone with the words if you ain t first you 're last on the bottom
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May 13, 2025 at 5:41 AM
update: the boomer owner of the cucktruck is abusing Starbucks employees over needing the app for the free cold foam promo so that tracks
May 10, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Bro, you got paid Bison Dollars for the Cucktruck...
May 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I honestly believe ANY truck (besides work trucks) are small peepee awards. are just cucks && small cocks double whammy. The CuckTruck is just cuck + small peepee AND small tight balls.
May 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The asshole admitted to DWI in his public apology 🤣 this is the most intelligent cucktruck driver, btw
May 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
🫰🤣👍 Or, dragged behind a cyberfvck cucktruck? tho it’ll take several…
May 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
CUCKTRUCK
April 19, 2025 at 4:37 AM