#EatTheRude
January 7, 2026 at 3:42 AM
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January 5, 2026 at 3:02 AM
When you want to talk about both Hannibals, but the only other person in your house is your 77 y/o Mom, and she thinks sautéed portobello mushrooms are gross....
#HannibalLecter #EatTheRude
Can I at least get DoorCan?
November 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
"CLOSE YOUR DOOR."
To which I replied, as I always do,
FUCK YOU.
Gasps, imaginary pearl-clutching. I slammed the window in the door shut. They left. I still don't know WHY I walked into that room.
Can you even imagine?
5/5
#yuppiescum #eattherude #freerangerude
November 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Oh, but he doesn't know the main dish that Hannibal is going to serve.
Yet.
#EatTheRude
November 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
How Hannibal should have responded:

“Why, yes, Bedelia, it was nice to see NATURAL curls again. Do tell your hot rollers and hair spray that I say hello.”

#hannibal
#eattherude
November 1, 2025 at 11:59 AM
How Hannibal pairings compare:

He was my unofficial psychiatrist - 0%

Her brother hired me to help hunt down my serial killer ex - 0%

I watched men sexually harass her and decided that I wanted her to be my Bella - 0%

Coworkers but he turned out to be a serial killer - 1%

#Hannibal
#Eattherude
Technology is radically restructuring so many elements of social life, from development and education to dating and politics.

Watch what happens to dating around 2007...
October 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
It’s true. Hannibal eats people from all socioeconomic backgrounds.

#Hannibal
#Eattherude
the lion doesn't concern himself with credit scores
October 25, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Hannibal creeping from its grave to inspire me🙊

#alastor #hazbinhotel #myart #eattherude @vivziepop.bsky.social
August 27, 2025 at 8:38 AM
My friend just served me this brain food! 🧠🍽️ I hope they can drag out the Feeding #Hannibal promo for a few more years, cuz I’m gonna need a full set of organs. 🫀🫁 The liver is the next logical choice, but I’m holding out for entrails. 🤞 #EatTheRude
August 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Every now and then I need to remind people of that time when the Dutch ate their Prime Minister. Now seems to be a good time.
#EatTheRude
Johan de Witt: That time the Dutch people ate their prime minister
Johan de Witt, the leader of the Dutch Republic, was killed and eaten by a Dutch mob following much discontent amongst the masses.
dutchreview.com
August 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Fais de la pub de ton compte avec un gif !
August 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Would aby Fannibal like one at RDC? I know it isn't Hannibal related, but cosplaying as Cookie Monster isn't normal either at a cannibal/psychological thriller convention🤣🤣.

#Hannibal #cookiemonster @bryanfuller.bsky.social #nomnomnom #eattherude #nbchannibal
June 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
May 28, 2025 at 5:26 AM
If you truly want to read these anonymous tales, there are bootleg PDFs out there. Do not give them any $.
#EatTheRude
a close up of a man 's face with the words whenever feasible one should always try to eat the rude below him
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words whenever feasible one should always try to eat the rude below him
media.tenor.com
May 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Same image as previously posted, different background colour. The red is unavoidable.

Favourite husbands ♡

#hannibal #hannigram #murderhusbands #eattherude #bryanfuller #procreate
May 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Ring on Will hand, and smug Hannibal face 😆😌💍 Gosh they really showing off their love to Jack 🤣🤣 eat it sucker!
#madsmikkelsen #hughdancy #hannibal #hannigram #fannibals #willgraham #madancy #fannibalfamilyforever #eattherude
May 3, 2025 at 6:55 AM
April 29, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Let's play a game:
Hannibal the C _ _ _ _ _ _ L
You have 5 attempts 🔥

NBC serie fanart
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#drawingoftheday #art #digitalpaint #digital_art #exercises #artist #draw #sketch #digitalpainting #hannibal #nbc #madsmikkelsen #eattherude
April 28, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I got a photo op with Mads at Star Wars Celebration Japan and he signed my Feeding Hannibal cookbook and I got to give him my mini book of sorbets! I cannot process today 😂🤩🫀

#EatTheRude
#Hannibal
#Fannibal
April 20, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Cast yourself as a villain
#EattheRude
April 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Round 2 of Nakama Sorbet. Refining my recipes so that they’re as easy to follow as possible. I’d started with base recipes, but didn’t record the modifications I’d made. Ironing out the kinks this week! #Hannibal #CookingwithHannibal #EatTheRude #HannibalsKitchen
April 2, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Well, Fannibals, I'm ready for rewatches & Dust Bunny.
#EatTheRude
*see alt text*
March 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Just a small view of one of my two cosplays for RDC7. Can't wait for all the #Fannibals and guests to see it! @bryanfuller.bsky.social #eattherude #Hannibal #nbchannibal #silliness #cookiemonsterashannibal
March 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM