If the "People Of Britain" want "Real Change", then Farages Reform will deliver it. It will be as you describe, No free Health care, medicine costs you need to sell your house for, and egg prices that will make them a once a year luxury!! Oh, and his own gang of thug M.I.C.E. roaming the streets.
January 19, 2026 at 7:47 AM
If the "People Of Britain" want "Real Change", then Farages Reform will deliver it. It will be as you describe, No free Health care, medicine costs you need to sell your house for, and egg prices that will make them a once a year luxury!! Oh, and his own gang of thug M.I.C.E. roaming the streets.
Schumer just wants to be the party disingenuously complaining about egg prices for a change, he is absolutely allergic to anything that his constituents actually want or would help them.
January 19, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Schumer just wants to be the party disingenuously complaining about egg prices for a change, he is absolutely allergic to anything that his constituents actually want or would help them.
Egg prices aren't even high. That was mainly bird flu and price gouging.
January 19, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Egg prices aren't even high. That was mainly bird flu and price gouging.
Trump is at "declaring my horse an archduke" levels of jello brain and the 47 most powerful Democrats are freaking out because they desperately wanted to get to November with egg prices still high.
January 19, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Trump is at "declaring my horse an archduke" levels of jello brain and the 47 most powerful Democrats are freaking out because they desperately wanted to get to November with egg prices still high.
Do you mean that Chuck ‘Chamberlain’ Schumer is still fighting about egg prices and is failing to see the real fight ahead?
January 19, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Do you mean that Chuck ‘Chamberlain’ Schumer is still fighting about egg prices and is failing to see the real fight ahead?
Europeans are rolling their eyes at our politicians crappy messaging? Wow. Thanks for letting us know, because we've actually been really enjoying hearing about egg prices while we get gunned down in the fucking street.
I am not here for Europeans telling me Americans don't know how crazy things are. The Nazis are killing people over here at the moment so we're busy but thanks for the input. I had hoped for solidarity but I suppose I'll have to settle for sneering condescension instead.
January 19, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Europeans are rolling their eyes at our politicians crappy messaging? Wow. Thanks for letting us know, because we've actually been really enjoying hearing about egg prices while we get gunned down in the fucking street.
The Baileys have joined ICE but are still upset about egg prices
January 19, 2026 at 5:56 AM
The Baileys have joined ICE but are still upset about egg prices
Dressing up as a Long Island ghost so I can convince Chuck Schumer that the Baileys actually find threatening war with Europe more upsetting than egg prices
January 19, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Dressing up as a Long Island ghost so I can convince Chuck Schumer that the Baileys actually find threatening war with Europe more upsetting than egg prices
Meanwhile they will let Trump attack American cities and start a war with NATO while burying the Epstein files. But, you know, egg prices.
January 19, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Meanwhile they will let Trump attack American cities and start a war with NATO while burying the Epstein files. But, you know, egg prices.
Dems tried that in 2024 and voters made it clear that what they were hearing about egg prices was more important than anything else, including their own person economic experience.
January 19, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Dems tried that in 2024 and voters made it clear that what they were hearing about egg prices was more important than anything else, including their own person economic experience.
Sure. Sure. Fine, great. Affordability. Not impeachment. Not defunding ICE. Not protecting immigrants and citizens. Egg prices, that’ll win them over.
NEW: In this interview, Chuck Schumer describes the "five buckets" Dems think are key to their possibly winning a Senate majority in 2026: housing, "the high price of food [and] food monopolies playing a major role there," electricity, "the high cost of childcare," and health care.
Zero Chucks Left to Give
Chuck Schumer now sees a path back to the majority. Can he manage his way through it?
www.thebulwark.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Sure. Sure. Fine, great. Affordability. Not impeachment. Not defunding ICE. Not protecting immigrants and citizens. Egg prices, that’ll win them over.
"A Tale Of Two Cities 📚 Charles Dickens . The worst of times . No Affordability & no Accountability ! "Let them eat Cake . Indeed, ICE cold mentality, Marie Antoinette . The bread 🍞 shortage; it's our egg salads & egg nog, risen prices ignored .
Tut's historical accounts were readily available .
Tut's historical accounts were readily available .
January 19, 2026 at 4:41 AM
"A Tale Of Two Cities 📚 Charles Dickens . The worst of times . No Affordability & no Accountability ! "Let them eat Cake . Indeed, ICE cold mentality, Marie Antoinette . The bread 🍞 shortage; it's our egg salads & egg nog, risen prices ignored .
Tut's historical accounts were readily available .
Tut's historical accounts were readily available .
i think we’re losing sight of what’s important. will it lower egg prices?
January 19, 2026 at 4:23 AM
i think we’re losing sight of what’s important. will it lower egg prices?
If you want to know the difference between this and what, eg, AOC said: she didn’t make conquering a sovereign territory—the kind of thing that starts world wars—sound like a quirky if unhelpful fixation. This could just as easily be, “He’s *obsessed* with restoring old cars instead of egg prices!”
This shit is fucking ridiculous and I stand by my anger.
January 19, 2026 at 4:14 AM
If you want to know the difference between this and what, eg, AOC said: she didn’t make conquering a sovereign territory—the kind of thing that starts world wars—sound like a quirky if unhelpful fixation. This could just as easily be, “He’s *obsessed* with restoring old cars instead of egg prices!”
In case you’re wondering, this is how he did it: he used inside trading to buy the people he needed to commit the crimes he’s committing now. This is what he did in his first 10 days in office, not gas prices or egg prices. He released the Tate Brothers and crashed the stock market with tariffs.
January 19, 2026 at 3:32 AM
In case you’re wondering, this is how he did it: he used inside trading to buy the people he needed to commit the crimes he’s committing now. This is what he did in his first 10 days in office, not gas prices or egg prices. He released the Tate Brothers and crashed the stock market with tariffs.
chuck schumer, a year from now: we have brought down the price of eggs
us: that's great i'll head down to the grocery store right now for some affordable eggs oh no i'm being thrown in the back of an ICE van again. great job on those egg prices though chuck
us: that's great i'll head down to the grocery store right now for some affordable eggs oh no i'm being thrown in the back of an ICE van again. great job on those egg prices though chuck
NEW: In this interview, Chuck Schumer describes the "five buckets" Dems think are key to their possibly winning a Senate majority in 2026: housing, "the high price of food [and] food monopolies playing a major role there," electricity, "the high cost of childcare," and health care.
Zero Chucks Left to Give
Chuck Schumer now sees a path back to the majority. Can he manage his way through it?
www.thebulwark.com
January 19, 2026 at 3:31 AM
chuck schumer, a year from now: we have brought down the price of eggs
us: that's great i'll head down to the grocery store right now for some affordable eggs oh no i'm being thrown in the back of an ICE van again. great job on those egg prices though chuck
us: that's great i'll head down to the grocery store right now for some affordable eggs oh no i'm being thrown in the back of an ICE van again. great job on those egg prices though chuck
"Sure the federal government is sending death squads to kidnap innocent people, gas and bludgeon civilians, put children in the hospital, and murder mothers, but hey, we got egg prices down again. No wait, they just went up again. Ah, fiddlesticks."
NEW: In this interview, Chuck Schumer describes the "five buckets" Dems think are key to their possibly winning a Senate majority in 2026: housing, "the high price of food [and] food monopolies playing a major role there," electricity, "the high cost of childcare," and health care.
Zero Chucks Left to Give
Chuck Schumer now sees a path back to the majority. Can he manage his way through it?
www.thebulwark.com
January 19, 2026 at 1:45 AM
"Sure the federal government is sending death squads to kidnap innocent people, gas and bludgeon civilians, put children in the hospital, and murder mothers, but hey, we got egg prices down again. No wait, they just went up again. Ah, fiddlesticks."
I'm pretty sure he talked about egg prices, somewhere in the middle, there. 🙄
January 19, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I'm pretty sure he talked about egg prices, somewhere in the middle, there. 🙄
This Repuglican fuck from Long Island is singing his party's praises for bringing egg prices down by showing eggs marked $.99 cents.
HOWEVER...what he DOESN'T point out is they're that price WITH a $25 purchase.
They like to twist reality to make themselves look better than they ever will be.
HOWEVER...what he DOESN'T point out is they're that price WITH a $25 purchase.
They like to twist reality to make themselves look better than they ever will be.
January 19, 2026 at 12:43 AM
This Repuglican fuck from Long Island is singing his party's praises for bringing egg prices down by showing eggs marked $.99 cents.
HOWEVER...what he DOESN'T point out is they're that price WITH a $25 purchase.
They like to twist reality to make themselves look better than they ever will be.
HOWEVER...what he DOESN'T point out is they're that price WITH a $25 purchase.
They like to twist reality to make themselves look better than they ever will be.
Did I just hear Scott Jennings on CNN claim that Trump has brought egg prices down 95%? That would mean that a dozen eggs which once cost $10 in January 2025 now cost 50 cents. Total BS! Scott's as mathematically challenged as Trump and his Admin's spokespeople.
January 19, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Did I just hear Scott Jennings on CNN claim that Trump has brought egg prices down 95%? That would mean that a dozen eggs which once cost $10 in January 2025 now cost 50 cents. Total BS! Scott's as mathematically challenged as Trump and his Admin's spokespeople.
Lukewarm describes their response to our entire national crisis. But how about those egg prices?
January 18, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Lukewarm describes their response to our entire national crisis. But how about those egg prices?
“Donald trump is invading you, here’s what that will do to your egg prices…”
January 18, 2026 at 11:13 PM
“Donald trump is invading you, here’s what that will do to your egg prices…”
Hey Dem politicians. Vote this one your leader - she’s amazing and one hundred % right.
See how she says nothing about increasing ICEs budget or guardrails or egg prices?
She goes after the traitors.
Ohio Woman /Van Hollen for your presidential ticket.
See how she says nothing about increasing ICEs budget or guardrails or egg prices?
She goes after the traitors.
Ohio Woman /Van Hollen for your presidential ticket.
"Trump is a treasonous traitor, he doesn't know anything about our constitution, our rights, or our country. He's an absolute moron, he's a criminal, he's a pedophile, and a pedophile protector. This is a police state!" -Ohio woman who came to Minneapolis protests. LIVE NOW ⬇️
January 18, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Hey Dem politicians. Vote this one your leader - she’s amazing and one hundred % right.
See how she says nothing about increasing ICEs budget or guardrails or egg prices?
She goes after the traitors.
Ohio Woman /Van Hollen for your presidential ticket.
See how she says nothing about increasing ICEs budget or guardrails or egg prices?
She goes after the traitors.
Ohio Woman /Van Hollen for your presidential ticket.
Look at the Dems right now. Jeffries and Schumer are still acting as if egg prices are the top issue. Newsom has thrown trans people and Palestinians under the bus. 153 House Dems voted for an anti-abortion, anti-Palestinian bill. At least Biden was able to call out the threat to democracy.
January 18, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Look at the Dems right now. Jeffries and Schumer are still acting as if egg prices are the top issue. Newsom has thrown trans people and Palestinians under the bus. 153 House Dems voted for an anti-abortion, anti-Palestinian bill. At least Biden was able to call out the threat to democracy.
In that vein, I might suggest a Washington Egg Party since egg prices were a thing Drumpf ran on that haven't gotten better. Also, we'd get to egg things! (Jfc, my inner 7yo is showing. 😅)
January 18, 2026 at 9:07 PM
In that vein, I might suggest a Washington Egg Party since egg prices were a thing Drumpf ran on that haven't gotten better. Also, we'd get to egg things! (Jfc, my inner 7yo is showing. 😅)