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Dickardo 𓅸 O'Johnson

@dickardo.bsky.social

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Flyover country dipshit, dog owner, public intellectual

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Dickardo 𓅸 O'Johnson @dickardo.bsky.social · Jun 7

An adaptation of the Sopranos for Univision where Christopher has an Edgar haircut.

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Dickardo 𓅸 O'Johnson @dickardo.bsky.social · 31m

crystal gravy is making a comeback

a plate of food with meat , mashed potatoes , peas , and carrots on a table .

Alt: a plate of food with meat , mashed potatoes , peas , and carrots on a table . gel like clear gravy is being poured over them

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Dickardo 𓅸 O'Johnson @dickardo.bsky.social · 1h

racist edward scissor hands and he has calipers for hands

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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 2h

she Seattle on my Mariners till I Dumper

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New Super Blue Shirt Bart 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 5h

if you've never seen the opening animation of Spiders before you are legally required to view it

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[LVL 35]Alsvid Wotansdottir🔵 @alsvid.bsky.social · 6h

Sahar is very worried about Odai's foot, which just keeps getting bigger and bigger from inflammation.

sahar9302.bsky.social @sahar9302.bsky.social · 7h

It feels like everyone has moved on and forgotten Odai’s pain. 💔
He’s still suffering every day from his Quadcopter injury, and now his painkillers have run out.
Im very sad about Odai
Please don’t leave him alone — he urgently needs $350 for treatment and relief. 🙏

tinyurl.com/HelpSaharsFa...

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 9h

characters leaving pornhub comments: thread

Cookie Monster eating cookies and talking about cum.

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Jamal abu hashem🇵🇸 @jamalzuhir.bsky.social · 1d

Honestly, it’s exhausting that people think Gazans should only ask for help to survive to eat, to stay alive but not to dream, to study, or to rebuild their lives. Wanting education, safety, and a future isn’t greed. It’s being human.

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[LVL 35]Alsvid Wotansdottir🔵 @alsvid.bsky.social · 7h

This family needs your support.

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Curb Your Malthusiasm 2.0 @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 2d

Love that they gave the Nobel Peace Prize to the sentient version of this tweet

Jane
@Whooping_Jane
blonde-haired blue-eyed person named something like Sabine
Mengele-Eichmann: my country, Venezuela, yearns for freedom
1:40 PM • 2/3/19 • Twitter Web Client

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Dickardo 𓅸 O'Johnson @dickardo.bsky.social · 7h

they call him jesse waters because he’s covered in piss all the time

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Squidward Sword 🗡️ @violethour.bsky.social · 1d

My favourite Sopranos character is probably “Big Pussy” because his name is reminiscent of a large vagina

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please look at pinned post 🔻⭕️ - ذئب @habibiwolf.bsky.social · 1d

And not only that but all these days coming up where I will receive NO PAY. It’s pathetic and my job is so damn stressful and ruins my body. I’ve had a torn elbow tendon in my right (dominant) arm since June of this year. My quality of life has suffered and doctors do not give a fuck 💔

please look at pinned post 🔻⭕️ - ذئب @habibiwolf.bsky.social · 8d

So here are the days I’ll go w/no pay before summer hits & then the pay disappears for 3 months again 😞

I wanted to finish our 2025 goal in 2025 but it looks like it’ll spill into 2026💔

I’m very close to my bachelors too & am trying to finish that for a small pay bump @ work. Plz, PLZ help us 🙏

A screenshot of our school calendar and I have highlighted the days that I will not get paid for throughout the year or I guess throughout the school year since it’s not an entire 12 months. Some months I go many days without pay and others. It is anywhere from 1 to 4 days but altogether it adds up and takes away a lot of money from my son and I, which is why I am doing this one time larger fundraiser for us.

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 1d

A lawsuit alleges a Black postal worker died after officers ignored clear signs he was suffering from a massive stroke, believing his medical emergency was drugs

The suit says guards left him helpless on a jail cell floor in his own urine for hours

KARE 11 Investigates: Postal worker died after police mistook stroke for drug impairment

Kingsley Bimpong was jailed instead of hospitalized; video shows guards ignored his suffering for hours.

www.kare11.com

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race scientist jack skellington @jazzpomegranate.com · 1d

nick: how about nightmare before christmas but jack is racist?

stav: *cackling for five minutes straight*

nick: he’s obsessed with figuring out what race he was when he was alive. dr. finklestein is always-

adam: dr. FINKLESTEIN?

nick: shut up. anyway, he’s telling sally, “jack can never know…”

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Raven Paine @ravenpaine.bsky.social · 1d

my friend just shared this with me

Dr Eggman Robotnic drawn in two images, Designed with Gamers in mind: Caked up Robotnic, Designed with activists in mind: no ass Robotnic looks sad

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Its ruaa @itsmeio.bsky.social · 1d

‼️ My internet connection is very weak I’m still in the displacement camps. Can anyone tell if there are any eSIM that work in the Al-Mawasi area near the beach? It’s really urgent. ‼️ 😔

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Akram Basil Abdulwahed @akramabdelwahed.bsky.social · 2d

Autumn’s cold with blanket as thin as paper

chuffed.org/project/help...

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 2d

on long island they just call long covid "covid"

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Dickardo 𓅸 O'Johnson @dickardo.bsky.social · 2d

Senator Cock Capetown

Dickardo 𓅸 O'Johnson @dickardo.bsky.social · 2d

but i like unnecessary slice of life episodes where the characters fail at driving tests.

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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 2d

MAGA is crashing out harder over Trump putting a Qatari military base in the US than they ever did over him being all over the Epstein files

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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 2d

Seeing Ms. Rachel say exactly what needs to be said to Obama is so damn refreshing

Dear President Obama,
I saw in your statement you said "Israeli families" & "the people of Gaza."
Palestinians have families, too.
This kind of language contributes to dehumanization. Dehumanization is part of what caused so many to stay silent as 20,000 children were killed in this genocide.
I've sat with wonderful Palestinian families from Gaza. They look at their children just like we look at ours - with all the love & hope in the world.
Love,
Ms Rachel

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CAIR @cairnational.bsky.social · 2d

Quote of the day #QOTD

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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 2d

Homeland Security’s tweets are starting to get DMCA’d

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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 2d

Huh: TikTok took down my 8-second video featuring this image of Debbie Brockman — the news producer just detained by Trump’s CBP agents — saying it violates the “joy of TikTok”

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