Jizz 𓅸 Cheney
@dickardo.bsky.social
Flyover country dipshit, dog owner, public intellectual
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Jizz 𓅸 Cheney
@dickardo.bsky.social
· Jun 7
An adaptation of the Sopranos for Univision where Christopher has an Edgar haircut.
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This is Odai, whose foot was nearly exploded by a quadcopter bullet. He needs medical treatment to survive and avoid an amputation.
Please, anyone with a kind heart, Odai’s injury still causes him pain and his medicine has run out. We urgently need $250 to provide his treatment, warmth, and basic essentials. Your support and sharing can make a real difference for him and our family.
gofund.me/77a751af7
gofund.me/77a751af7
November 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
This is Odai, whose foot was nearly exploded by a quadcopter bullet. He needs medical treatment to survive and avoid an amputation.
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Syrian media reporting that some of the residents of Beit Jinn, Syria are fleeing as Israeli offices begin another incursion
November 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Syrian media reporting that some of the residents of Beit Jinn, Syria are fleeing as Israeli offices begin another incursion
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because the two options they'll accept are "grand occidental conspiracy" and "perfidious oriental scheme."
November 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
because the two options they'll accept are "grand occidental conspiracy" and "perfidious oriental scheme."
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Reminder that we are NOT spending money this weekend. The entire holiday season needs to be a giant L for the capitalist class. Put your money into community care, local creators, artisans, craftspeople, those who know how to build/wire/etc.
We are the economic engine of the system. Turn it off.
We are the economic engine of the system. Turn it off.
November 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Reminder that we are NOT spending money this weekend. The entire holiday season needs to be a giant L for the capitalist class. Put your money into community care, local creators, artisans, craftspeople, those who know how to build/wire/etc.
We are the economic engine of the system. Turn it off.
We are the economic engine of the system. Turn it off.
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bröther may i reënter the culture
November 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
bröther may i reënter the culture
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People will say anything on here. “We used to be a proper country,” no we didn’t. That’s not true.
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
People will say anything on here. “We used to be a proper country,” no we didn’t. That’s not true.
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the jerk store called. they said you're back in stock
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
the jerk store called. they said you're back in stock
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White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby
White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby
WASHINGTON—Describing the practice as a “fun little side project” rather than an occupation, Education Secretary Linda McMahon announced Monday that nursing would be reclassified as a hobby under new ...
theonion.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby
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I want yall to see how western media works for the Israeli government in that they are stenographers for a Nazi state
November 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I want yall to see how western media works for the Israeli government in that they are stenographers for a Nazi state
Apple tv presents Sluribus: “we can all say it now, Carol”
November 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Apple tv presents Sluribus: “we can all say it now, Carol”
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An open source 8bit console you can make yourself and develop for? Neat!
i love this idea, i hope it takes off.
GameTank
gametank.zone
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 AM
An open source 8bit console you can make yourself and develop for? Neat!
introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild
moose
coyote
monkey
squirrel
otter
moose
coyote
monkey
squirrel
otter
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
alligator
manatee
stingray
coral snake
cockroach
alligator
manatee
stingray
coral snake
cockroach
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
- Elephant
- Moose
- Alligator
- Brown Bear
- Mountain Goat
Listed in decreasing order of proximity. The elephant was a quarter mile away. Moose, about the same. Alligator? 15 feet. Bear? 10 feet (through a window). Goat? TOO DAMN CLOSE.
- Elephant
- Moose
- Alligator
- Brown Bear
- Mountain Goat
Listed in decreasing order of proximity. The elephant was a quarter mile away. Moose, about the same. Alligator? 15 feet. Bear? 10 feet (through a window). Goat? TOO DAMN CLOSE.
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 AM
introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild
moose
coyote
monkey
squirrel
otter
moose
coyote
monkey
squirrel
otter
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Too early for Mario 64
Too late for the original
Just in time for Super Mario World
Too late for the original
Just in time for Super Mario World
November 29, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Too early for Mario 64
Too late for the original
Just in time for Super Mario World
Too late for the original
Just in time for Super Mario World
i love this idea, i hope it takes off.
GameTank
gametank.zone
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 AM
i love this idea, i hope it takes off.
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in the UK the 80s were a time of horrible repression under Thatcher. Games exporters were favored, and importers sometimes felt the pressure to change sardonic names to avoid sending an anti-government message accidentally. After she died players understandably craved the irony they’d lost out on.
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 AM
in the UK the 80s were a time of horrible repression under Thatcher. Games exporters were favored, and importers sometimes felt the pressure to change sardonic names to avoid sending an anti-government message accidentally. After she died players understandably craved the irony they’d lost out on.
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This is why Leisure Suit Larry 1 was renamed to Larry Who Doesn’t Score, and later, post-sincerity titles in the series were released to the UK market under the name Minge Spaffin’ Larry. Be sure to educate any British gamers who you suspect might not know it was called Leisure Suit here
November 29, 2025 at 5:56 AM
This is why Leisure Suit Larry 1 was renamed to Larry Who Doesn’t Score, and later, post-sincerity titles in the series were released to the UK market under the name Minge Spaffin’ Larry. Be sure to educate any British gamers who you suspect might not know it was called Leisure Suit here
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The federal government is making open threats of genocidal violence now from its social media platforms.
This is a literal turner diary or siege level Neo Nazi call to action and is an attempt to foment violence against anyone who is not white, male and Christian.
This is a literal turner diary or siege level Neo Nazi call to action and is an attempt to foment violence against anyone who is not white, male and Christian.
November 29, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The federal government is making open threats of genocidal violence now from its social media platforms.
This is a literal turner diary or siege level Neo Nazi call to action and is an attempt to foment violence against anyone who is not white, male and Christian.
This is a literal turner diary or siege level Neo Nazi call to action and is an attempt to foment violence against anyone who is not white, male and Christian.
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It’s very funny that Zohran scheduled a meeting with both Trump and Adam Friedland in the same week
November 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
It’s very funny that Zohran scheduled a meeting with both Trump and Adam Friedland in the same week
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On the plus side it's forcing me to use all the other apps...and tiktok offered this audio track for my post 😅 I'm sure that won't last now that a Zionist billionaire bought it...but I'm enjoying it as long as I can. Here is the link to our shop, please help us spread it
vintagehabibi.etsy.com
vintagehabibi.etsy.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
On the plus side it's forcing me to use all the other apps...and tiktok offered this audio track for my post 😅 I'm sure that won't last now that a Zionist billionaire bought it...but I'm enjoying it as long as I can. Here is the link to our shop, please help us spread it
vintagehabibi.etsy.com
vintagehabibi.etsy.com
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@jbpritzker.bsky.social is a massive fucking disappointment. its weird to stan the fat fuck at this point. what a fucking loser.
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
@jbpritzker.bsky.social is a massive fucking disappointment. its weird to stan the fat fuck at this point. what a fucking loser.
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This family needs your support.
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
This family needs your support.
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
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BLACK Friday??? Uuuh folks how come there is no WHITE Friday??? THE DAMN!!! WOKES!!!!! WON'T REST UNTIL ALL THE DAYS ARE BLACK!!!!
November 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
BLACK Friday??? Uuuh folks how come there is no WHITE Friday??? THE DAMN!!! WOKES!!!!! WON'T REST UNTIL ALL THE DAYS ARE BLACK!!!!
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oh hey i found that cartoon they made about you
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
oh hey i found that cartoon they made about you