elliot
electricbeef.bsky.social
elliot
@electricbeef.bsky.social
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I have absolutely no artistic talent and im still not going to use AI
February 6, 2026 at 7:11 PM
heh heh
February 5, 2026 at 8:23 PM
February 5, 2026 at 8:16 PM
muppet show
February 5, 2026 at 3:17 AM
why did this band name themselves goatse
February 5, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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February 4, 2026 at 3:22 PM
February 4, 2026 at 5:37 AM
training a new guy at work and he does everything just a little bit off but not wrong and its driving me up a fucking wall
February 3, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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snessing (snail blessing)
February 2, 2026 at 7:03 PM
it's happening
February 2, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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japanese volleyball player makes the most genuine apology after accidentally hitting someone with his serve
February 2, 2026 at 1:56 AM
lord help me my wife is looking at Kei trucks
February 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
I know there's a lot going on but im watching tomorrow never dies and pierce brosnan and michelle yeoh are so hot
February 1, 2026 at 9:15 PM
dead heat
what are some not good movies that deserve a remake?

the ninth gate, adjustment bureau, that one where the sperm bank messes up and the guy has like a million kids, alien resurrection, league of extraordinary gentlemen, cowboys vs aliens
They keep trying to remake good movies but theres a lot of bad movies that have good ideas that were just horribly executed that should get that sweet remake money instead
February 1, 2026 at 5:18 AM
so where do we think all these pedophiles are getting their needs met these days since Jeff is dead? surely they didnt stop being pedophiles right
January 31, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I haven't ordered food delivery in at least two years, and even then it was a couple of times a year, this is fucking insane to me
Ma'am you are spending 1/3 of your post-tax income on doordash
January 30, 2026 at 9:55 PM
I dont know about you guys but I think i have the flu
January 29, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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Keep Honking! I'm Liking Sinners And One Battle After Another The Exact Right Amount
January 28, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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every time this app asks me What's up? another hostage dies
January 28, 2026 at 2:53 AM
recently a coworker said their favorite show was "house of david" and I rolled my eyes so hard i blacked out
January 26, 2026 at 3:02 AM
you should be able to tell a restaurant that you're just visiting town so you don't get as much food because you're not gonna need leftovers
January 26, 2026 at 2:48 AM
should I move to kansas city
January 26, 2026 at 2:42 AM
I'm anti-LA sports teams but nobody wants to see seattle in the super bowl, right
January 26, 2026 at 2:26 AM
saw a mummy today
January 26, 2026 at 2:25 AM
at a memorial service for my wonderful aunt who very unexpectedly passed away...tell people you love them while you can
January 24, 2026 at 4:14 PM