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was Kiernan shipka offer for Red One or did she have to audition
December 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
was Kiernan shipka offer for Red One or did she have to audition
ive never had a churro
December 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
ive never had a churro
do i not know what anti-imperialist means
December 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
do i not know what anti-imperialist means
if someone doing stand up in NYC told the audience they were a cop, would they be booed off stage?
December 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
if someone doing stand up in NYC told the audience they were a cop, would they be booed off stage?
got so mad earlier I have a headache now
December 19, 2025 at 2:08 AM
got so mad earlier I have a headache now
I know the discourse has moved on but I very recently got a job where I was interviewed by four women and got the job anyway, despite being a straight white man
December 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I know the discourse has moved on but I very recently got a job where I was interviewed by four women and got the job anyway, despite being a straight white man
really wish I could stop seeing ads for this animated david movie
December 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
really wish I could stop seeing ads for this animated david movie
was listening to a podcast about "brain rot" and I have two thoughts. 1. put the phone down 2. short form video is evil
December 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
was listening to a podcast about "brain rot" and I have two thoughts. 1. put the phone down 2. short form video is evil
lol apparently the water is off in the building because of construction and nobody thought to mention it to the people who work here
December 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
lol apparently the water is off in the building because of construction and nobody thought to mention it to the people who work here
Just realized I haven't listened to my favorite Christmas song yet this season, Crash Test Dummies' version of We Three Kings...enjoy it with me
youtu.be/qr-21AMld3Y?...
youtu.be/qr-21AMld3Y?...
We Three Kings
YouTube video by Crash Test Dummies - Topic
youtu.be
December 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Just realized I haven't listened to my favorite Christmas song yet this season, Crash Test Dummies' version of We Three Kings...enjoy it with me
youtu.be/qr-21AMld3Y?...
youtu.be/qr-21AMld3Y?...
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this holiday, remember the reason for the season
December 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
this holiday, remember the reason for the season
realized today ive seen two rob reiner films...misery and the princess bride. was also a big fan of his turn on new girl.
December 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
realized today ive seen two rob reiner films...misery and the princess bride. was also a big fan of his turn on new girl.
I sit right next to the heater at work and I'm fucking cooking
December 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I sit right next to the heater at work and I'm fucking cooking
keep getting an ad for a wil wheaton podcast 🤢
December 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
keep getting an ad for a wil wheaton podcast 🤢
every ad I hear for a gambling app sounds like the ad reader has a gun to their head
December 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
every ad I hear for a gambling app sounds like the ad reader has a gun to their head
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when I saw Shin Godzilla in theaters, and Godzilla was introduced, a guy in my showing looked confused, took out his phone, and searched for “Godzilla.”
December 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
when I saw Shin Godzilla in theaters, and Godzilla was introduced, a guy in my showing looked confused, took out his phone, and searched for “Godzilla.”
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please stop making me see that harrowing visage
December 17, 2025 at 5:08 AM
please stop making me see that harrowing visage
it is 65 degrees outside. too much
December 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
it is 65 degrees outside. too much
its too much sometimes
December 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
its too much sometimes
jesus christ
December 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
jesus christ
happy hanukkah
December 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
happy hanukkah
my cat rn
December 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
my cat rn
watched gremlins for the first time last night...funny little guys!
December 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
watched gremlins for the first time last night...funny little guys!
I drive down a road on the way to work that is 25-30 mph because of heavy pedestrian use and people will drive going 50 at 6:45 in the morning. its insanity.
My least popular (and most correct) view is that cars should be automatically limited to the local speed limit. Put the pedal to the floor and you still can't go over 25mph in a residential area.
(15 in Manhattan btw)
(15 in Manhattan btw)
There is no possible justification for limiting e-bikes to 15mph but not cars.
December 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I drive down a road on the way to work that is 25-30 mph because of heavy pedestrian use and people will drive going 50 at 6:45 in the morning. its insanity.
hmm. I think i liked glass onion better
December 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
hmm. I think i liked glass onion better