#HANDTRUCK
thought they’d have to strap max to a handtruck to get him off the mound
November 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Should be doable with a handtruck, and they aren’t expensive
October 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
/241/

Drunkenly, Anton wishes he could’ve gone through it— when they unbelted him from the handtruck.

He struck out with his shoulders, meaning to gutcheck the beast on his left. His elbow never made contact.

He fell like a dead fish, onto the floor. Busted his cheek. Pins and needles all over.
October 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
too much stuff on a handtruck!
October 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
it's torture adjacent. to the brain, every tiny bump on that thing is like hitting a big pothole in the car. would you carry someone miles on one of those? then, not an inch. there's got to be a better way. even on a handtruck or whatever Hannibal Lecter was on, you feel me
October 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I could have gotten the handtruck out if it had come to that but I am stubborn as hell and that would have meant admitting defeat, so
October 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
that happened to my boss at the warehouse, he kept asking us to go get the green handtruck and the rest of us were always like, wait do you mean the grey one?
September 22, 2025 at 7:40 AM
bringing a handtruck of IKEA furniture boxes onto NYC buses and subways is a great refresher on just how inaccessible our public transit is. And there is no realistic plan to change this within any meaningful timeframe
September 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Relatedly, half the adult male population being buzzed to drunk all the time was not a problem when the machinery they were using was a horse or a handtruck, not a car or a forklift.
September 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM