Every child is a horcrux
December 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Every child is a horcrux
Never. Every download is a horcrux of hate, they make Rowling stronger and harder to destroy.
December 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Never. Every download is a horcrux of hate, they make Rowling stronger and harder to destroy.
that penny is definitely a horcrux...
December 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
that penny is definitely a horcrux...
He either tried to destroy a horcrux and failed or tried to use the infinity stones.
December 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
He either tried to destroy a horcrux and failed or tried to use the infinity stones.
Well, he technically died according to the Bible. We know this because they actually went through all of the rituals to bury him. However, like Voldemort, he keeps coming back. If only someone can find his horcrux.
December 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Well, he technically died according to the Bible. We know this because they actually went through all of the rituals to bury him. However, like Voldemort, he keeps coming back. If only someone can find his horcrux.
If I was Voldermort, a certain Pizza Hut place in Memphis would have been my Horcrux.
Real shit.
Real shit.
December 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
If I was Voldermort, a certain Pizza Hut place in Memphis would have been my Horcrux.
Real shit.
Real shit.
This is for sure a horcrux.
This is the most horrific trophy I’ve ever seen. It looks like a cursed object found in a desert crypt.
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
This is for sure a horcrux.
It’s not an IV. He tried to destroy a horcrux and is now slowly dying.
December 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
It’s not an IV. He tried to destroy a horcrux and is now slowly dying.
Reminder: This guy is extremely vain and insecure.
Everyone would should ask him about his hand, with a tone of disgust and judgement.
“Oh my gosh, what’s wrong with you hand?!”
“Good lord, is it infected?!”
“How old are you?!?”
“WTF?! Is it a curse from a Horcrux!?!”
“Are you rotting?!”
Everyone would should ask him about his hand, with a tone of disgust and judgement.
“Oh my gosh, what’s wrong with you hand?!”
“Good lord, is it infected?!”
“How old are you?!?”
“WTF?! Is it a curse from a Horcrux!?!”
“Are you rotting?!”
December 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Reminder: This guy is extremely vain and insecure.
Everyone would should ask him about his hand, with a tone of disgust and judgement.
“Oh my gosh, what’s wrong with you hand?!”
“Good lord, is it infected?!”
“How old are you?!?”
“WTF?! Is it a curse from a Horcrux!?!”
“Are you rotting?!”
Everyone would should ask him about his hand, with a tone of disgust and judgement.
“Oh my gosh, what’s wrong with you hand?!”
“Good lord, is it infected?!”
“How old are you?!?”
“WTF?! Is it a curse from a Horcrux!?!”
“Are you rotting?!”
As he dies, he’s regressing to his primitive form - a cold-blooded, slithering, dim-witted reptile.
He’s Putin’s horcrux.
He’s Putin’s horcrux.
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
As he dies, he’s regressing to his primitive form - a cold-blooded, slithering, dim-witted reptile.
He’s Putin’s horcrux.
He’s Putin’s horcrux.
Yes correct. A lot reformist Christians don’t adhere to it either. The reason Mormons don’t is that they believe the trinity are separate entities who function together rather than as god’s horcrux.
December 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Yes correct. A lot reformist Christians don’t adhere to it either. The reason Mormons don’t is that they believe the trinity are separate entities who function together rather than as god’s horcrux.
why is the us gov’t engaging in recurring strategic partnerships with Horcrux?
don’t you find it strange that Crucio Capital purchased CBS and rebranded it into the Imperio Media Network?
and why does that obnoxious car salesman keep trying to get everyone to buy $50,000 broomsticks?
don’t you find it strange that Crucio Capital purchased CBS and rebranded it into the Imperio Media Network?
and why does that obnoxious car salesman keep trying to get everyone to buy $50,000 broomsticks?
had the intrusive thought that 30 years from now we’re going to have VC funds and military startups named after harry potter stuff and it’s going to be even more annoying than hobbit stuff
December 1, 2025 at 7:08 AM
why is the us gov’t engaging in recurring strategic partnerships with Horcrux?
don’t you find it strange that Crucio Capital purchased CBS and rebranded it into the Imperio Media Network?
and why does that obnoxious car salesman keep trying to get everyone to buy $50,000 broomsticks?
don’t you find it strange that Crucio Capital purchased CBS and rebranded it into the Imperio Media Network?
and why does that obnoxious car salesman keep trying to get everyone to buy $50,000 broomsticks?
Bei nem Horcrux wird es aber ja besser, sobald man ihn abgenommen hat. Hier braucht es danach sehr viel Schokolade um sich wieder halbwegs wohlzufühlen.
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Bei nem Horcrux wird es aber ja besser, sobald man ihn abgenommen hat. Hier braucht es danach sehr viel Schokolade um sich wieder halbwegs wohlzufühlen.
like a month ago I got a new-to-me loveseat from a neighbor who was moving out, and my cat still refuses to sit on it so i assume it's a horcrux or something
November 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
like a month ago I got a new-to-me loveseat from a neighbor who was moving out, and my cat still refuses to sit on it so i assume it's a horcrux or something
Ember Green said in her Harry Potter video that Rowling was suddenly trying to write a Tolkien-like story after Fellowship of the Ring came out. I will never be able to unsee it. “The Ring of Power was Sauron’s Horcrux!” No!!!!! The Horcruxes were the Ring of Power!!!!!!
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Ember Green said in her Harry Potter video that Rowling was suddenly trying to write a Tolkien-like story after Fellowship of the Ring came out. I will never be able to unsee it. “The Ring of Power was Sauron’s Horcrux!” No!!!!! The Horcruxes were the Ring of Power!!!!!!
In jedem Horcrux ist ein Dragonball. Dann müssen die damit Voldemort beschwören zum Besiegen. Dieser steht dann als Necrovoldemort mit 4 neuen Phasen auf.
Um ihn dann zu besiegen braucht man noch Naruto und Sasuke im Team. Den finalen Schlag muss Ichigo Kurasaki ausführen mit dem schwarzen Magier.😛
Um ihn dann zu besiegen braucht man noch Naruto und Sasuke im Team. Den finalen Schlag muss Ichigo Kurasaki ausführen mit dem schwarzen Magier.😛
November 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
In jedem Horcrux ist ein Dragonball. Dann müssen die damit Voldemort beschwören zum Besiegen. Dieser steht dann als Necrovoldemort mit 4 neuen Phasen auf.
Um ihn dann zu besiegen braucht man noch Naruto und Sasuke im Team. Den finalen Schlag muss Ichigo Kurasaki ausführen mit dem schwarzen Magier.😛
Um ihn dann zu besiegen braucht man noch Naruto und Sasuke im Team. Den finalen Schlag muss Ichigo Kurasaki ausführen mit dem schwarzen Magier.😛
Maher has HBO’s horcrux in his safe. They keep trying to change its name but they haven’t been able to break the link.
November 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Maher has HBO’s horcrux in his safe. They keep trying to change its name but they haven’t been able to break the link.
*places the 1st Christmas Horcrux into the #CursedImage vault .
November 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
*places the 1st Christmas Horcrux into the #CursedImage vault .
A horcrux, but for like a hot dog salesperson (slinger?). He’ll never die now.
November 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
A horcrux, but for like a hot dog salesperson (slinger?). He’ll never die now.
Mitch McConnell is a horcrux that needs dealt with
November 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Mitch McConnell is a horcrux that needs dealt with
Yeah apparently. After all those delimondo horcrux jokes
November 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Yeah apparently. After all those delimondo horcrux jokes
Dick Cheney used Stephen Miller as a Horcrux.
November 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Dick Cheney used Stephen Miller as a Horcrux.
They destroyed another horcrux
November 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
They destroyed another horcrux
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social & @johnfugelsang.bsky.social Boy, I’ve never enjoyed church as much as today!!! Y’all had me cracking up whilst driving. Stephen miller butt plug and the Cheney horcrux were the nails in the coffin. I was crying/ laughter.
#alphaliberal #seperationofchurchandhate
#alphaliberal #seperationofchurchandhate
November 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social & @johnfugelsang.bsky.social Boy, I’ve never enjoyed church as much as today!!! Y’all had me cracking up whilst driving. Stephen miller butt plug and the Cheney horcrux were the nails in the coffin. I was crying/ laughter.
#alphaliberal #seperationofchurchandhate
#alphaliberal #seperationofchurchandhate