Laruna Softpaw
@larunasoftpaw.bsky.social
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Khajiit has games if you have likes... They/them catboy 🏳️‍⚧️ Catch me streaming Dwarf Fortress or Oblivion once in a while: https://youtube.com/@larunasoftpaw570
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jongraywb.bsky.social
Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
Close up of Pinkie Pie looking at a newspaper comic saying “Hmpf. I thought these were supposed to be funny?”

The comic is called Ponybert by Trot Adams. It opens with a building and we see a word balloon that says “Well?” The second panel is of Ponybert, the Dilbert stand-in saying “No one is smart but me.”
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shuchancellor.online
The anti porn fascists are pedophiles

Of course
mikestabile.bsky.social
JFC. Ron DeHaas, founder of the Christian antiporn app Covenant Eyes, has stepped down from NCOSE after his 38-year old son was charged with sexual abuse of a child.

Covenant Eyes is the app used by House Speaker Mike Johnson and his son to monitor each other's internet behavior.
Covenant Eyes Cofounder Helps Post Bond for Adult Stepson, Who Is Charged With Felony Child Sex Abuse
In August, Thomas Wideman, an adult stepson of Covenant Eyes cofounder Ron DeHaas, was arrested during a CSAM sting operation.
churchleaders.com
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faineg.bsky.social
we have an inexpensive thing in our house right now that makes other little useful things and yet everyone’s boss isn’t demanding everyone get 3D printers - curious!!
larunasoftpaw.bsky.social
Speaking of, why didn't 3D printers get this much attention? It's something that's actually really cool that has practical applications. Is it because they're too cool and useful? Is it because it's harder to scam people with them?
larunasoftpaw.bsky.social
Speaking of, why didn't 3D printers get this much attention? It's something that's actually really cool that has practical applications. Is it because they're too cool and useful? Is it because it's harder to scam people with them?
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faineg.bsky.social
Dear techbros frantically nutting at each other over your own god-like brilliance for making the Five-Boobed-Lady-Picture-Machine: I would at this point settle for you applying your alleged technical genius to making a printer that works
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hannahgais.bsky.social
Those are three people in inflatable frog suits.
@MrAndyNgo
Now that the local and national press have started to cover the Portland ICE area round-the-clock in reaction to the President, Antifa have devised a plan where they are encouraging one another to come in animal costumes.

The costumes serve the function of masking the violent extremism to make the direct action appear like a family-friendly gathering on camera, and to whitewash the past ultraviolence. 

In 2019, Antifa devised a similar plot by giving out free "milkshakes" at a protest. But they couldn't contain their bloodthirst and nearly killed me when they saw me. In 2020, they mobilized a fake "Wall of Moms" where female Antifa supporters and members wore yellow shirts to act as human body shields while violent rioters behind them hurled projectile weapons.

photo of three people in inflatable frog costumes
larunasoftpaw.bsky.social
I will never, ever, ever hand it to Marjorie Taylor Greene. I don't care what she says about her own party. You cannot trust her as far as you can throw her.
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robhanna.bsky.social
John Belushi's talentless brother once screamed at me b/c the current had carried me onto his private beach in Massachusetts.

Rode a wave, I look up and there he is, screaming at me.

I was like 14, was honestly very confused. Scampered away from him.
faineg.bsky.social
New England can only dream of California’s bold “eat my ass and hair” approach to rich sociopaths trying to keep people off the state’s 100% public beaches.
wrenispinkle.bsky.social
HAHAHAHAHAHA get fucked you rich asshole
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toobigtofail.bsky.social
The Hamptons have some of the best beaches in the world. Just look at a map: a thousand miles of free, clear ocean for the Gulf Steam to run up, giving you warm and clean water on beautiful sand. If you're not a billionaire you can only experience them at one hotel that's $1,000/ night in the summer
faineg.bsky.social
New England can only dream of California’s bold “eat my ass and hair” approach to rich sociopaths trying to keep people off the state’s 100% public beaches.
wrenispinkle.bsky.social
HAHAHAHAHAHA get fucked you rich asshole
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dawnxianamoon.bsky.social
You don't become an artist who's any good if you don't love the work itself. Even the parts that are a struggle.

What we don't love is the marketing, promo, admin, etc. When you start, you don't think you're signing up to be a wildly underpaid arts admin, but 80% of professional art time is this.
faineg.bsky.social
there’s this weird idea a lot of people seem to have about how all of us writers and artists must secretly want to use AI and are merely resisting temptation for ethical reasons, and like, no, it’s not hard for me to resist drinking the bowl of Piss With Glass In It actually
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thetnholler.bsky.social
Amazing what happens when you give the guy a plane
larunasoftpaw.bsky.social
Oh my God he brought up the milkshake incident. I can't believe he cites that as one of the most terrifying moments of his life. I would never talk about it again if that were me.
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captdedeyes.bsky.social
This Tumblr post gave me a huge confidence boost:
Tumblr post that reads: kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it
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shawnaldridge.bsky.social
Happy birthday to Rumiko Takahashi. Prob my favorite mangaka.
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adamchicago.bsky.social
The frogs have landed in Chicago!
Protestor in a frog suit and an anti-Ice sign with what I believe to be a Pokémon character on a street corner in Rogers Park.
larunasoftpaw.bsky.social
People are going "huh??? The frogs are in Chicago now?" Like they're not cryptids, it's a costume you can just buy at Spirit Halloween or w/e.
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thedailyshow.com
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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ryanboyd.bsky.social
The American right might have power but they will never know ball or be cool. They make no lasting art, fear beautiful cities like Chicago and LA, and don’t even like sports. They have no vision but domination and death. Losers!
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theotherhappyplace.bsky.social
Getting ai ads for impossible items. Or modeling industries have started hiring half skeletons because they are FINALLY skinny enough for them. 🤔
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kaseygifford.bsky.social
I really believe Trump has convinced himself that winning a Nobel Peace prize will get him into heaven. In his bizarre Jimmy Saville delusions, he thinks getting this humanitarian award will somehow make up for his decades of human rights abuses.