#Horrorscope
Fuck yeah. Yes. Agreed! Unfortunately the normals live in a horrorscope.
January 18, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Yeah!! I’m listening to Horrorscope like this is so bad but it makes my brain feel so good??

lol oh god I haven’t listened to any of their new stuff but now I might have to
January 16, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Me & Horrorscope...the struggle is real. 😆 😂
♉️ ❤️ You're getting picky about who gets your time, and shallow small talk feels like a waste now. That person who looks good on paper but can't match your vision for how life should actually work loses their appeal fast.
Taurus Love Horoscope
January 16, 2026
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January 16, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Really horrorscope?! Really?!!
🙄 🤨 😆
♉️ ❤️ People around you keep dropping opinions about who you should date, and it's messing with your judgment more than you want to admit. You're drawn to someone who texts about groceries instead of grand plans, which feels boring until you realize how much you look forward to those messages.
Taurus Love Horoscope
January 14, 2026
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January 14, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Testing the Horrorscope
January 14, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Stream this Sunday 3pm IST

I'll be playing "The horrorscope"!

My arms are so sore so my bday stream will be on Sunday, sorry.

(Reminder that my bday is on the 16th but im busy on my actual bday. So my honorary bday stream is this week)

Love u guys 💜
January 9, 2026 at 8:09 PM
I didn't have "You'll accidentally watch a snuff video on social media in the first week of 2026" in my horrorscope, but here we are. This is all so harrowing.
January 8, 2026 at 11:34 AM
The Zodiac killer cut so many people into Pisces. Your horoscope of the day is now a horrorscope. You're welcome!
January 8, 2026 at 1:08 AM
First page of the new Funrama short Interlude story featuring Aquarius. First page is free. The rest is for $3/month patreon tier. Funrama written and drawn by me. Thanks.
January 7, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I saw references to it being based on a 90s book called Horrorscope which maybe makes sense but also Reddit threads saying that book has nothing to do with the movie.

Just. Why?
January 6, 2026 at 8:07 AM
New FUNRAMA Horrorscope Interlude story going up today. Can you guess which character? First page will be free. Funrama written, drawn, and completely owned by me.
January 5, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Ralph Lundsten And The Andromeda All Stars - ''Horrorscope'' [Sweden - Dark, art rock infested disco funk jazz] (1979)
https://redd.it/bkc00g
https://youtu.be/WACqp1iXkGY
Ralph Lundsten And The Andromeda All Stars - ''Horrorscope'' [Sweden - Dark, art rock infested disco funk jazz] (1979)
youtu.be
January 5, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Fantastic...just what I need. 🙄 😜 😆

I swear Horrorscope is out to get me in 2026! 🤣 😂
♉️ ❤️ While the Moon will spend at least some time in your romantic and relationship sectors this week, a lot more in one than the other and with a lot more going on.
Taurus Romance Horoscope
January 5 - January 11, 2026
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January 5, 2026 at 4:00 PM
News to me...horrorscope what are you up to?! 🤔 😆
♉️ You're plotting something brilliant while everyone else argues about nothing. That quiet confidence you've been building is your secret weapon right now.
Taurus Daily Horoscope
January 5, 2026
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January 5, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Since I watched Tarot (2024), I'm looking for a copy of the book it's 'based' on. Based is used very loosely; the only thing in common is murder.

The book is Young Adult fiction Horrorscope by Nicholas Adams (HarperCollins). Adams is a pseudonym for a few people.
January 5, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Sagittarius takes aim. Art: me.
I’m thinking of running another Horrorscope short story on the patreon since Funrama issue 10 is going to be such a laborious undertaking.
January 2, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Horrorscope is coming at me hard on the first day of 2026! 😂

...and the battle continues....😆 ♉ 🥂
♉️ ❤️ That itch to wander somewhere new is showing you exactly what's missing in your love life. You're gravitating toward people who come from completely different worlds because your usual dating pool feels way too small and predictable.
Taurus Love Horoscope
January 1, 2026
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January 1, 2026 at 6:32 PM
What horror awaits you this year?
Well, we’ll tell you in your 2026 Horrorscope!
Here’s a whopping 47 horror films we’re looking forward to seeing this year
Grab a drink and click the link below to read more...
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YOUR 2026 HORROR SCOPE
Whatever your opinion and personal likes, 2025 proved that horror was still hot, and (most importantly for studios and the indies) potentially exceptionally profitable. And looking ahead to 2026, we j...
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January 1, 2026 at 12:50 PM
@underthesea62.bsky.social Good Morning Elizabeth 💐🎉
Did you see my Horrorscope? Feels right. How about yours?
Have a good day my friend. Stay calm and remember, a large glass of water and an aspirin before bed will make you right as rain for the morning… if you celebrate tonight. 🫂
December 31, 2025 at 1:51 PM
HORRORSCOPE - When a woman from the "big city" returns to her small hometown to anonymously write the horoscopes for her father’s newspaper, her new dream job causes nightmares for the locals as her good intentions mess with the stars.

#screenpit #RoCo #Fea #4Q #ISA #WrWo
December 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
December 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Runner ups!

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
December 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I'll be real though, this pick may make me seem artsy and deep but if Eve 6's Horrorscope had come out ONE year earlier to qualify as a 90s album, it would have superseded this pick for me, HANDS DOWN
December 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM