THOUGHT FOR THE DAY…
I used to enjoy NEWSTHUMP, the satirical news people…
But I imagine they can’t compete with reality these days ‼️
I used to enjoy NEWSTHUMP, the satirical news people…
But I imagine they can’t compete with reality these days ‼️
January 19, 2026 at 8:43 PM
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY…
I used to enjoy NEWSTHUMP, the satirical news people…
But I imagine they can’t compete with reality these days ‼️
I used to enjoy NEWSTHUMP, the satirical news people…
But I imagine they can’t compete with reality these days ‼️
Next time a Magaloon tells you the exporting country pays the Trump Tariffs, show them this.
This is how NewsThump now sells into the United States. We have no choice, because a couple of US orders were returned to us after customers understandably refused to pay the Trump Tariffs.
This is how NewsThump now sells into the United States. We have no choice, because a couple of US orders were returned to us after customers understandably refused to pay the Trump Tariffs.
January 19, 2026 at 10:12 AM
Next time a Magaloon tells you the exporting country pays the Trump Tariffs, show them this.
This is how NewsThump now sells into the United States. We have no choice, because a couple of US orders were returned to us after customers understandably refused to pay the Trump Tariffs.
This is how NewsThump now sells into the United States. We have no choice, because a couple of US orders were returned to us after customers understandably refused to pay the Trump Tariffs.
Hey @newsthump have the BBC nicked one of your articles?
This headline sounds more yours than theirs!
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4gv9gyxgjjo
This headline sounds more yours than theirs!
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4gv9gyxgjjo
Reform is not rescue charity for panicky Tory MPs, Farage says
He insists his party will not become "the Conservative Party 2.0" after Robert Jenrick's defection.
www.bbc.com
January 18, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Hey @newsthump have the BBC nicked one of your articles?
This headline sounds more yours than theirs!
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4gv9gyxgjjo
This headline sounds more yours than theirs!
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4gv9gyxgjjo
ruling out a mug from 2012 London Olympics & a cracked participation trophy from a 5k charity fun run, officials settled on the cycling proficiency badge — awarded to Starmer at age of 22 for successfully indicating before a right-hand turn
newsthump.com/2026/01/16/k... via @newsthump
newsthump.com/2026/01/16/k... via @newsthump
Keir Starmer flies to US to give Donald Trump his cycling proficiency badge
Sir Keir Starmer has flown to Washington on an overnight transatlantic mission to present Donald Trump with the highest honour he currently has available: a cycling proficiency badge he earned in t…
newsthump.com
January 17, 2026 at 12:36 PM
ruling out a mug from 2012 London Olympics & a cracked participation trophy from a 5k charity fun run, officials settled on the cycling proficiency badge — awarded to Starmer at age of 22 for successfully indicating before a right-hand turn
newsthump.com/2026/01/16/k... via @newsthump
newsthump.com/2026/01/16/k... via @newsthump
Arsehole joins twats
Robert Jenrick has joined #Reform UK to create what experts are hailing as the start of a new era of catastrophic bellendery.
► via #NewsThump
Robert Jenrick has joined #Reform UK to create what experts are hailing as the start of a new era of catastrophic bellendery.
► via #NewsThump
Arsehole joins twats
Robert Jenrick has joined Reform UK to create what experts are hailing as the start of a new era of catastrophic bellendery.
newsthump.com
January 17, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Arsehole joins twats
Robert Jenrick has joined #Reform UK to create what experts are hailing as the start of a new era of catastrophic bellendery.
► via #NewsThump
Robert Jenrick has joined #Reform UK to create what experts are hailing as the start of a new era of catastrophic bellendery.
► via #NewsThump
mastodon.online
January 16, 2026 at 9:47 PM
His Excellency Field Marshal Al-Hajj Dr Donald J. Trump BSC SSC
https://mastodon.online/users/newsthump/statuses/115905586875185546
https://mastodon.online/users/newsthump/statuses/115905586875185546
NEWS! Keir Starmer flies to US to give Donald Trump his cycling proficiency badge https://newsthump.com/2026/01/16/keir-starmer-flies-to-us-to-give-donald-trump-his-cycling-proficiency-badge/
mastodon.online
January 16, 2026 at 4:12 PM
His Excellency Field Marshal Al-Hajj Dr Donald J. Trump BSC SSC
https://mastodon.online/users/newsthump/statuses/115905586875185546
https://mastodon.online/users/newsthump/statuses/115905586875185546
Congratulations to Newsthump for the most accurate headline on the latest political musical chairs.
January 16, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Congratulations to Newsthump for the most accurate headline on the latest political musical chairs.
Originally at Dutch site De Speld (partners of NewsThump).
January 14, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Originally at Dutch site De Speld (partners of NewsThump).
[Satire from NewsThump UK]
‘We must stop masked police killing people protesting the government’ insists Trump, before quickly adding ‘in Iran’
‘We must stop masked police killing people protesting the government’ insists Trump, before quickly adding ‘in Iran’
‘We must stop masked police killing people protesting the government’ insists Trump, before quickly adding ‘in Iran’
In a rarely seen display of moral clarity, President Donald Trump has expressed outrage at footage showing masked security forces firing on, and killing, government protesters. Oh, in Iran.
newsthump.com
January 14, 2026 at 6:52 PM
[Satire from NewsThump UK]
‘We must stop masked police killing people protesting the government’ insists Trump, before quickly adding ‘in Iran’
‘We must stop masked police killing people protesting the government’ insists Trump, before quickly adding ‘in Iran’
‘We must stop masked police killing people protesting the government’ insists #Trump, before quickly adding ‘in Iran.’
► via #NewsThump
► via #NewsThump
‘We must stop masked police killing people protesting the government’ insists Trump, before quickly adding ‘in Iran’
In a rarely seen display of moral clarity, President Donald Trump has expressed outrage at footage showing masked security forces firing on, and killing, government protesters. Oh, in Iran.
newsthump.com
January 14, 2026 at 4:28 PM
‘We must stop masked police killing people protesting the government’ insists #Trump, before quickly adding ‘in Iran.’
► via #NewsThump
► via #NewsThump
@newsthump I heard he likes being called Obersturmführer Farage or just Herr Oberst for short…
#fascism
#democracyhashtag/democracy" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#democracy #usaref="/hashtag/usa" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#usa #gopref="/hashtag/gop" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#gop #fascists/hashtag/fascists" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#fascists
👉 Vote 'em Out!
#fascism
#democracyhashtag/democracy" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#democracy #usaref="/hashtag/usa" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#usa #gopref="/hashtag/gop" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#gop #fascists/hashtag/fascists" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#fascists
👉 Vote 'em Out!
January 14, 2026 at 9:37 AM
@newsthump I heard he likes being called Obersturmführer Farage or just Herr Oberst for short…
#fascism
#democracyhashtag/democracy" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#democracy #usaref="/hashtag/usa" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#usa #gopref="/hashtag/gop" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#gop #fascists/hashtag/fascists" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#fascists
👉 Vote 'em Out!
#fascism
#democracyhashtag/democracy" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#democracy #usaref="/hashtag/usa" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#usa #gopref="/hashtag/gop" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#gop #fascists/hashtag/fascists" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#fascists
👉 Vote 'em Out!
Man celebrating all the #Tories defecting to #Reform the same man who wanted the Tories out at the last election…
► via #NewsThump
► via #NewsThump
Man celebrating all the Tories defecting to Reform the same man who wanted the Tories out at the last election
A man emphatically celebrating the defection of another Conservative politician to Reform UK is exactly the same man who was calling for the Tories to be ousted at the last general election, it has…
newsthump.com
January 13, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Man celebrating all the #Tories defecting to #Reform the same man who wanted the Tories out at the last election…
► via #NewsThump
► via #NewsThump
Indeed. For the record, we've been selling this Tee since 2022. Though ours is just a simple faceless vector recreation of that scene, rather than proper 'art' like yours! www.facebook.com/NewsThump/po...
NewsThump
Punching Nazis is always cool
Click the image to get yours!
www.facebook.com
January 13, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Indeed. For the record, we've been selling this Tee since 2022. Though ours is just a simple faceless vector recreation of that scene, rather than proper 'art' like yours! www.facebook.com/NewsThump/po...
Check out this article on NewsThump - newsthump.com/2026/01/11/u...
United States driving test to include ‘three-point turn while being shot in the face’ manoeuvre
The DMV is to beef up its practical driving test with a module on maintaining control of your vehicle while being murdered by fascists.
newsthump.com
January 12, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Check out this article on NewsThump - newsthump.com/2026/01/11/u...
Not Borowitz. "Rather, the claim...originated with NewsThump — a website that describes its output as being humorous or satirical in nature. Its Intro page on Facebook states: "NewsThump - Satire (not news, obviously, but we have to put this here because of the idiots)."
January 11, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Not Borowitz. "Rather, the claim...originated with NewsThump — a website that describes its output as being humorous or satirical in nature. Its Intro page on Facebook states: "NewsThump - Satire (not news, obviously, but we have to put this here because of the idiots)."
Ok, I can’t actually verify this, and it seems like it originated from a Satire site called NewsThump.
Donald Trump is still almost certainly a child molester.
Donald Trump is still almost certainly a child molester.
THIS 👇has to be THE BIGGEST GASLIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF GASLIGHTING!! If anyone believes this bullshit, they need a checkup from the neck up.
There’s more than 1 ‘t*ump in the Epstein files’. I guess the guy in all those photos with him is a look a like ??
Cmon folks. Are you really THAT dumb.
There’s more than 1 ‘t*ump in the Epstein files’. I guess the guy in all those photos with him is a look a like ??
Cmon folks. Are you really THAT dumb.
January 11, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Ok, I can’t actually verify this, and it seems like it originated from a Satire site called NewsThump.
Donald Trump is still almost certainly a child molester.
Donald Trump is still almost certainly a child molester.
I would be a bit careful on this one - the whole "it's a different Donald Trump" angle comes originated with NewsThump which is a spoof UK website, pushing this as if stated from a credible sources actually damage the democrat cause - everyone knows he was involved, but don't use fake stuff.
“Jeffrey Epstein was talking about a different Donald Trump” insists White House
The White House has today clarified that recently released Epstein emails alleging “Donald Trump knew about the girls” are “clearly referring to a different Donald Trump,” possibly a quiet accounta…
newsthump.com
January 11, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I would be a bit careful on this one - the whole "it's a different Donald Trump" angle comes originated with NewsThump which is a spoof UK website, pushing this as if stated from a credible sources actually damage the democrat cause - everyone knows he was involved, but don't use fake stuff.
NewsThump hit the nail on the head.
January 10, 2026 at 4:16 PM
NewsThump hit the nail on the head.
Taliban praises Trump regime for finally just getting police to kill the people they disagree with – NewsThump newsthump.com/2026/01/08/t...
Taliban praises Trump regime for finally just getting police to kill the people they disagree with
The Taliban has praised Donald Trump’s leadership in finally letting the police kill anyone who disagrees with the regime’s policies, or who does something they don’t like.
newsthump.com
January 9, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Taliban praises Trump regime for finally just getting police to kill the people they disagree with – NewsThump newsthump.com/2026/01/08/t...
Original post: mastodon.online/@newsthump/1...
January 9, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Original post: mastodon.online/@newsthump/1...