#SquirrelTax
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ratatosk.bsky.social
What a way to make a #SquirrelTax offering!
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[From reddit which took it from tiktok which took it from who knows where.]
January 30, 2026 at 9:23 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
“That’s •my• avocado tree.”
🥑🐿️ #SquirrelTax
a squirrel wearing an avocado hat eats guacamole from a bowl
ALT: a squirrel wearing an avocado hat eats guacamole from a bowl
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 11:08 PM
olinj.bsky.social
#SquirrelTax
January 14, 2026 at 8:28 PM
orodentia.bsky.social
Pay your #SquirrelTax, or else!
A meme featuring a black squirrel with long, pointed ears. The text reads "devil skwerl plots your demise".
January 14, 2026 at 8:02 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Don’t forget to tip your cookie delivery person during the holiday season!
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#SquirrelTax
November 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
She hadn’t shown nearly enough squirrel awareness during #SquirrelAwarenessMonth. And she had never made even a single honest #SquirrelTax offering. Absolutely scandalous. 🐿️ bsky.app/profile/arto...
artologica.net Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · Nov 7
“It literally ran toward me, and I ran away screaming,” she said.
“It was a fat squirrel; it had been eating good,” McCoy said. “It looked into my soul." 😂
Squirrel at large in Langsam Library
On the morning of Nov. 3, 2025, a squirrel was found loose on the main floor of the University of Cincinnati’s (UC) Langsam Library.
www.newsrecord.org
November 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Please remember that if you leave out a bowl of Halloween candy but do not leave out a bowl of seeds and nuts for squirrels, you may discover the candy taken in compensation.
🥜 🌰🐿️🍬🎃
#SquirrelTax #HalloweenNeedsSquirrels
#SquirrelAwarenessMonth
a picture of a cat wearing a scream mask and the words happy halloween on the bottom
Alt: A squirrel wearing a ‘scream’ mask outside a house window. The words “Happy Halloween” on the bottom in white with an orange outline.
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 6:44 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Another squirrel successfully collecting #SquirrelTax which was accidentally put in some seed dispenser.
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#SquirrelAwarenessMonth
A squirrel has climbed a so-called “squirrel-proof” “bird feeder.”
October 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Do your local squirrels have to remind you that October is #SquirrelAwarenessMonth ? Go make an generous #SquirrelTax offering now.
October 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Make your completely voluntary generous #SquirrelTax offerings.
September 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Whatever else is happening in the world, always ask yourself when you wake up, “Have I given squirrels enough nuts to thank them for all they do?” #SquirrelTax #SquirrelScrolling
September 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Waiting for you to make a generous #SquirrelTax payment. 🌰🐿️
A grey squirrel takes a nut from a human hand. Text in yellow says “Squirrel Tax accepted!”
August 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
“You don’t need to make your #SquirrelTax by hand, humans!” Thus spake the #NorseSquirrelGod.
🌟🌰🐿️✨ (Video from reddit: www.reddit.com/r/squirrels/... )
August 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
orodentia.bsky.social
Always pay your #SquirrelTax

Also, the squirrels are the allies of good, so fret not!
July 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
beedut.bsky.social
@ratatosk.bsky.social Only the highest quality #SquirrelTax
Food Safety sign for the squirrels
May 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Yes. Starting work on a #SquirrelTax audit. Are there any or fruits in that kitchen that haven’t been shared with squirrels? If yes, they’ll be shared soon enough. 🍓🐿️🌰 bsky.app/profile/adam...
adampknave.com Adam P. Knave @adampknave.com · May 22
Look at this fucking squirrel just staring in my kitchen window.
A squirrel perfectly perched on a wooden beam staring
May 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
ratatosk.bsky.social
A squirrel out shopping for seeds. #sqrlpics #SquirrelTax
May 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
brad-of-kauai.bsky.social
I planted bulbs...and now we wait to see what the squirrel gods will allow me to keep.
#SquirrelTax
May 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Time for some #SquirrelTax collection, as vegetables go straight to seed! 🐿️
April 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
It’s #SquirrelTax season! 🐿️
April 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
reneelascala.bsky.social
She’s well pleased with the repositioned petite platform, and may still be lactating. #SquirrelTax #birdfeeding
March 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Upgrade to hazelnuts! #SquirrelTax
a green bowl of walnuts and hazelnuts on a table
ALT: a green bowl of walnuts and hazelnuts on a table
media.tenor.com
February 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
minorallele.bsky.social
#squirreltax
February 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Yes, squirrels can check your roof out for leaks and holes even when it’s just been covered by snow. Just another service you can receive when you make generous #SquirrelTax offerings!
❄️🐿️❄️ #sqrlpix #squirrel
January 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
“Yggdrasil blesses you for your generous #SquirrelTax offering on #SquirrelAppreciationDay!” Thus thanketh the #NorseSquirrelGod.
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a squirrel is standing on top of a pile of nuts with the words thank you behind it
Alt: a squirrel is standing on top of a pile of nuts with the words thank you behind it
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM