Now, with elated step, they pace the planks in twos and threes, and humorously discourse of parlors, sofas, carpets, and fine cambrics
November 15, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Now, with elated step, they pace the planks in twos and threes, and humorously discourse of parlors, sofas, carpets, and fine cambrics
Azalea officially turns two today, but I'm pretty sure she entered her "terrible twos" early. I've heard a lot about the "terrible twos" and what to expect from her, but I gotta say that attempting to cross the floor — twice — was not on my bingo card. 😅
November 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Azalea officially turns two today, but I'm pretty sure she entered her "terrible twos" early. I've heard a lot about the "terrible twos" and what to expect from her, but I gotta say that attempting to cross the floor — twice — was not on my bingo card. 😅
Twos day, but here I am just one… 🫤
what gives!?
what gives!?
November 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Twos day, but here I am just one… 🫤
what gives!?
what gives!?
I hope that’s two twos and not two S’s or there’s a very dark party happening in this flat.
November 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I hope that’s two twos and not two S’s or there’s a very dark party happening in this flat.
😂 What a very British protest - radio DJ doing a 24-hour marathon playing hits that only reached number 2 in the charts, to highlight the 'Number Twos' discharged in sewage into Lake Windermere.
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See also Community Radio Environment Network @cren1.bsky.social
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
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See also Community Radio Environment Network @cren1.bsky.social
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Not so Golden Brown: DJ plays 24-hours of No 2s in Lake District sewage protest
Radio host uses chart songs that didn’t quite make top spot to highlight issue of Windermere pollution
www.theguardian.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:46 AM
😂 What a very British protest - radio DJ doing a 24-hour marathon playing hits that only reached number 2 in the charts, to highlight the 'Number Twos' discharged in sewage into Lake Windermere.
🎧
See also Community Radio Environment Network @cren1.bsky.social
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
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See also Community Radio Environment Network @cren1.bsky.social
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
🇺🇦Lyman direction: Intense and confident clashes continue in the Novoselivka area. The enemy tries to infiltrate in small groups, moving in twos & threes, trying to cling to any height or grove. But every step they take hits our positions, and instead of securing ground, they receive a harsh "star"
November 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
🇺🇦Lyman direction: Intense and confident clashes continue in the Novoselivka area. The enemy tries to infiltrate in small groups, moving in twos & threes, trying to cling to any height or grove. But every step they take hits our positions, and instead of securing ground, they receive a harsh "star"
No one, absolutely no one can do what Lyrics Born can do. If you like clever hip hop and you're unfamiliar, you need to peep this guy. This one even has Young Einstein (Ugly Duckling) on the ones and twos.
Lyrics born - Do that there (Young Einstein remix) feat. Cut chemist
YouTube video by mellowLounge
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
No one, absolutely no one can do what Lyrics Born can do. If you like clever hip hop and you're unfamiliar, you need to peep this guy. This one even has Young Einstein (Ugly Duckling) on the ones and twos.
Nikola Jokic had 52 in three quarters against a good center. He's shooting 78% on twos and 42% on threes. He's better than ever, possibly. There's a chance we're talking about him in the top-5 all time by the end of the season, if we're not already there. www.teamziller.com/nikola-jokic...
3-time MVP Nikola Jokic is somehow better than ever
He had 52 in three quarters and outscored the Clippers' starting five by himself.
www.teamziller.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Nikola Jokic had 52 in three quarters against a good center. He's shooting 78% on twos and 42% on threes. He's better than ever, possibly. There's a chance we're talking about him in the top-5 all time by the end of the season, if we're not already there. www.teamziller.com/nikola-jokic...
Ok they had some tartan paint and sky hooks but all out of your twos SHIT
November 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Ok they had some tartan paint and sky hooks but all out of your twos SHIT
There's a lot of bad stuff in the world, and the twos ARE terrible, just, so much stuff to be frustrated and angered by when you're small and don't understand things or have like. Executive function. But the wee beastie's base temperament still seems to be joyful, and their instincts, kind.
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
There's a lot of bad stuff in the world, and the twos ARE terrible, just, so much stuff to be frustrated and angered by when you're small and don't understand things or have like. Executive function. But the wee beastie's base temperament still seems to be joyful, and their instincts, kind.
Twos-day: There was some debate as to who was lower in the pecking order - @gimptoy.bsky.social or the fag. it couldn't quite understand through the socks in gimp's mouth, but it thinks we eventually came to an agreement...
(Psssst want a pair for yourself? They're available now in my JFF store!)
(Psssst want a pair for yourself? They're available now in my JFF store!)
November 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Twos-day: There was some debate as to who was lower in the pecking order - @gimptoy.bsky.social or the fag. it couldn't quite understand through the socks in gimp's mouth, but it thinks we eventually came to an agreement...
(Psssst want a pair for yourself? They're available now in my JFF store!)
(Psssst want a pair for yourself? They're available now in my JFF store!)
Joy Division/ New Order / The Other Twos Stephen Morris
November 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Joy Division/ New Order / The Other Twos Stephen Morris
Zero twos on the starting board was CRIMINAL
November 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Zero twos on the starting board was CRIMINAL
Early on a Thursday to have two pig pens and a panda car zooming somewhere on blues and twos
November 13, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Early on a Thursday to have two pig pens and a panda car zooming somewhere on blues and twos
Setting aside that this guy doesn't know anything about modern shoes, I'm looking at my 1900 Sears catalogue right now and a nice ladies boot is $1.60, which is like $45. That's a day or twos wages "adjusted for inflation" not a fucking thousand dollars(???)
November 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Setting aside that this guy doesn't know anything about modern shoes, I'm looking at my 1900 Sears catalogue right now and a nice ladies boot is $1.60, which is like $45. That's a day or twos wages "adjusted for inflation" not a fucking thousand dollars(???)
Okay, some gluing is done.
Please ignore the state of the craft desk, it's been covered with aloe vera plants for over a year but I needed to glue now
Please ignore the state of the craft desk, it's been covered with aloe vera plants for over a year but I needed to glue now
November 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Okay, some gluing is done.
Please ignore the state of the craft desk, it's been covered with aloe vera plants for over a year but I needed to glue now
Please ignore the state of the craft desk, it's been covered with aloe vera plants for over a year but I needed to glue now
Today I defused a Terrible Twos tantrum by meowing in response to his screams, which then turned into whimpers, and then into meows in response to mine before dissolving into giggles.
I tell you, put moms in charge of more stuff, nobody thinks outside the box like we do.
I tell you, put moms in charge of more stuff, nobody thinks outside the box like we do.
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Today I defused a Terrible Twos tantrum by meowing in response to his screams, which then turned into whimpers, and then into meows in response to mine before dissolving into giggles.
I tell you, put moms in charge of more stuff, nobody thinks outside the box like we do.
I tell you, put moms in charge of more stuff, nobody thinks outside the box like we do.
I don't know why they call it The Terrible Twos. Two year old tantrums are short and they're still easily portable. It's THREE YEAR OLDS that go from weird little dudes to screaming mandrakes the moment you do something like ask them if they want to wear a hat.
November 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I don't know why they call it The Terrible Twos. Two year old tantrums are short and they're still easily portable. It's THREE YEAR OLDS that go from weird little dudes to screaming mandrakes the moment you do something like ask them if they want to wear a hat.
Been ugly at times, but Michigan is wearing Wake Forest down with free throws, interior defense, and rebounding.
Wake shooting 35% on twos, U-M with 14 more FTA.
Wake shooting 35% on twos, U-M with 14 more FTA.
November 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Been ugly at times, but Michigan is wearing Wake Forest down with free throws, interior defense, and rebounding.
Wake shooting 35% on twos, U-M with 14 more FTA.
Wake shooting 35% on twos, U-M with 14 more FTA.
I’d love to play poker against Chuck Schumer.
[me with a pair of twos, knowing Chuck has at least three aces] “All in”
Chuck: “Fold”
[me with a pair of twos, knowing Chuck has at least three aces] “All in”
Chuck: “Fold”
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I’d love to play poker against Chuck Schumer.
[me with a pair of twos, knowing Chuck has at least three aces] “All in”
Chuck: “Fold”
[me with a pair of twos, knowing Chuck has at least three aces] “All in”
Chuck: “Fold”
This may come as a surprise to some, but big corporations often don't tell the truth.
The amount of people who uncritically take rockstar/take twos statement on the reason they fired 34 unionized workers is troubling. exercise some critical thinking for once in your life. thanks.
The amount of people who uncritically take rockstar/take twos statement on the reason they fired 34 unionized workers is troubling. exercise some critical thinking for once in your life. thanks.
November 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
This may come as a surprise to some, but big corporations often don't tell the truth.
The amount of people who uncritically take rockstar/take twos statement on the reason they fired 34 unionized workers is troubling. exercise some critical thinking for once in your life. thanks.
The amount of people who uncritically take rockstar/take twos statement on the reason they fired 34 unionized workers is troubling. exercise some critical thinking for once in your life. thanks.
Have so much fun you twos!! RE is my comfort series 🫶💗
November 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Have so much fun you twos!! RE is my comfort series 🫶💗
Zrovna jsem si říkala, jak budou asi vypadat actual terrible twos, když už tohle předvádí půl roku předem 🙄
Btw začínám mít úplně tik v oku,. když čtu příspěvky od "gentle parenting" profilů na Instagramu, kterejm se výborně radí, když maj zjevně děti, který sedí na prdeli a hrajou si s kostičkama.
Btw začínám mít úplně tik v oku,. když čtu příspěvky od "gentle parenting" profilů na Instagramu, kterejm se výborně radí, když maj zjevně děti, který sedí na prdeli a hrajou si s kostičkama.
November 12, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Zrovna jsem si říkala, jak budou asi vypadat actual terrible twos, když už tohle předvádí půl roku předem 🙄
Btw začínám mít úplně tik v oku,. když čtu příspěvky od "gentle parenting" profilů na Instagramu, kterejm se výborně radí, když maj zjevně děti, který sedí na prdeli a hrajou si s kostičkama.
Btw začínám mít úplně tik v oku,. když čtu příspěvky od "gentle parenting" profilů na Instagramu, kterejm se výborně radí, když maj zjevně děti, který sedí na prdeli a hrajou si s kostičkama.
Tossed out peanuts for the crows. About five crows saw this, and I think more have been coming by, landing in twos and threes.
There's a hawk noise happening with loud agitation outside the house and I'm almost positive it's the blue jay trying to scare away the crows so it can get peanuts too.
There's a hawk noise happening with loud agitation outside the house and I'm almost positive it's the blue jay trying to scare away the crows so it can get peanuts too.
November 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Tossed out peanuts for the crows. About five crows saw this, and I think more have been coming by, landing in twos and threes.
There's a hawk noise happening with loud agitation outside the house and I'm almost positive it's the blue jay trying to scare away the crows so it can get peanuts too.
There's a hawk noise happening with loud agitation outside the house and I'm almost positive it's the blue jay trying to scare away the crows so it can get peanuts too.