#TheAristocrats
James Comer is bringing Hillary Clinton before his committee to testify about Epstein despite having zero contact with him, but not Epstein’s neighbor Howard Lutnick who lied about his connections to Epstein over many years which is proven in the files.
February 4, 2026 at 4:05 PM
it's worse than that, though:

A) it's gotta be explicitly given in exchange for an official act but
B) an official act by this president can never be illegal

#TheAristocrats!
November 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
O'DONNELL: Why did you pardon Changpeng Zhao?

TRUMP: Are you ready? I don't know who he is

O'DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. And they you pardoned him.

TRUMP: Here's the thing -- I know nothing about it
November 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Might as well add #Rudy - won't help, can't hurt.

"3 mayor-adjacent sex-pest grifters walk into a talent agent’s office, & Eric says, “We’ve got an act! You’ll love it" (while Andy slowly lowers the blinds, & Rudy ponders naming rights for "Los Tres Agrieve-O's").

#TheAristocrats #WTFHakeem?
October 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
So let me get this straight, Netanyahu and Putin think *Trump* should get a peace prize? #TheAristocrats
October 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Today, Generals and Flag Officers sat there thinking, "This is the DUMBEST son of a bitch on the planet."

Which one were they talking about? Take your pick.
October 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
MONDAY: US throws Argentina a financial life raft

TUESDAY: Argentina doubles soybean sales to China, “further pricing out” American farmers.

@axios.com
www.axios.com/newsletters/...
September 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Nvidia supplies chips to a company, funds the company so they can buy chips, and then rents out those chips at a markup so the company can show the requiste revenue to get the third party funding needed to buy Nividia's chips
September 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Since I am recommending documentaries, let me also include “The Aristocrats” directed by Penn Jillette and Paul Provenza.

The most prolific dirty joke told by some of history’s greatest comedians.

#documentary #comedy #thearistocrats
September 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
"#TheAristocrats!" Is Turning 20 This Week, So Here Are My Favorite Versions Of The Joke In The Movie
--CinemaBlend

www.cinemablend.com/movies/the-a...
The Aristocrats Is Turning 20 This Week, So Here Are My Favorite Versions Of The Joke In The Movie
It’s a hell of an act!
www.cinemablend.com
August 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Well #TheARISTOCRATS movie is now old enough to watch itself.

The folks at @Cracked Magazine help celebrate the movie’s 20th anniversary with this:

An Oral History of ‘The Aristocrats’ with @PennJillette and @PaulProvenza

www.cracked.com/article_4781...
An Oral History of ‘The Aristocrats’ with Penn Jillette and Paul Provenza
The 2005 comedy documentary turns 20 years old and the filmmakers share the behind-the-scenes story
www.cracked.com
August 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
That's a great act! What do you call it?
#TheAristocrats
August 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Jazz fusion prog rock trio The Aristocrats have added a show in Paris to their massive European tour next year. They will play at Le Cigale on June 1.

www.herecomestheflood.com/2025/07/the-...

#thearistocrats #inconcert #paris #lecigale
The Aristocrats: Paris show added to European 2026 tour
A blog about music. The good stuff only.
www.herecomestheflood.com
July 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
(2/2)

TV exec: That is ... edgy, to say the least. What would you even call this?

Me: Imma call it Matlock: The Movie

TV exec: I'm calling security. Get the fuck out of my office.

#thearistocrats #matlock #freakierfriday
July 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The Aristocrats estarán recorriendo parte de nuestro territorio durante el mes de Mayo de 2026 presentando su quinto álbum conceptual “Duck”. El power trío de rock instrumental ofrecerán seis conciertos en nuestro país.
www.dirtyrock.info/2025/07/the-...
#thearistocrats #madnesslive
The Aristocrats seis fechas en Mayo - Dirty Rock Magazine
The Aristocrats estarán recorriendo parte de nuestro territorio durante el mes de Mayo de 2026 presentando su quinto álbum conceptual "Duck"
www.dirtyrock.info
July 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Evidence politics is all just vibes now: When Ezra Klein and Derek Thompson argue zombie regs are driving the affordability crisis in blue cities, they get dismissed as neolib shills.

Zohran Mamdani says the same thing at a food cart, and it's socialism.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyL4...
NYC is Suffering from Halalflation
YouTube video by Zohran Mamdani for NYC
www.youtube.com
June 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Media collectively decided to obey in advance because as monopolies they had more to fear from govt than their declining readership (in their mind) because they think they know causes of the decline and they’re mostly wrong, but would never know cuz their peers are doing the same

#TheAristocrats
June 16, 2025 at 2:48 PM
June 8, 2025 at 4:35 AM