March 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
February 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Oh yeah this looks like a great American leader #TrumpSleepingOnTheJob #Liar #Thief #Slacker #WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
President Musk holds first Cabinet meeting while Trump dozed off.
February 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Oh yeah this looks like a great American leader #TrumpSleepingOnTheJob #Liar #Thief #Slacker #WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
Ya know what …
The return email for the insanity Musk hit Federal workers with Saturday is [email protected].
Any person on the planet can reply.
Send Musk your list of 5 bulleted items you did last week. Let's make this insanity backfire bigly.
#PassItOn #WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
The return email for the insanity Musk hit Federal workers with Saturday is [email protected].
Any person on the planet can reply.
Send Musk your list of 5 bulleted items you did last week. Let's make this insanity backfire bigly.
#PassItOn #WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
February 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Ya know what …
The return email for the insanity Musk hit Federal workers with Saturday is [email protected].
Any person on the planet can reply.
Send Musk your list of 5 bulleted items you did last week. Let's make this insanity backfire bigly.
#PassItOn #WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
The return email for the insanity Musk hit Federal workers with Saturday is [email protected].
Any person on the planet can reply.
Send Musk your list of 5 bulleted items you did last week. Let's make this insanity backfire bigly.
#PassItOn #WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
Fav response I’ve seen yet from badass federal employee #whatdidyoudolastweek
“1. Started a departmental DEI program
2. Hung pride flags
3. Added pronouns to my email signature
4. Performed abortions and gender-affirming care
5. Prescribed lots of anti-depressants, ADHD and weight loss meds”
“1. Started a departmental DEI program
2. Hung pride flags
3. Added pronouns to my email signature
4. Performed abortions and gender-affirming care
5. Prescribed lots of anti-depressants, ADHD and weight loss meds”
February 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Fav response I’ve seen yet from badass federal employee #whatdidyoudolastweek
“1. Started a departmental DEI program
2. Hung pride flags
3. Added pronouns to my email signature
4. Performed abortions and gender-affirming care
5. Prescribed lots of anti-depressants, ADHD and weight loss meds”
“1. Started a departmental DEI program
2. Hung pride flags
3. Added pronouns to my email signature
4. Performed abortions and gender-affirming care
5. Prescribed lots of anti-depressants, ADHD and weight loss meds”
See that Elmo is given workers a second chance to send in their emails, so I'm sending in my second email of 5 things I did this week. #WhatDidYouDoLastWeek #musk
www.forbes.com/sites/alison...
www.forbes.com/sites/alison...
February 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
See that Elmo is given workers a second chance to send in their emails, so I'm sending in my second email of 5 things I did this week. #WhatDidYouDoLastWeek #musk
www.forbes.com/sites/alison...
www.forbes.com/sites/alison...
#PresidentMusk DID ask ALL federal government employees to detail #fivethings that they did last week. Thank you Senator @amyklobuchar.com for letting us ALL see what you had to do last week. Thank you for standing up against #Felon47 and fighting FOR for the American People! #whatdidyoudolastweek
5 things I did last week Musk
1. Successfully asked you to rehire 300 nuclear & avian flu workers you “accidentally” fired
2. Pressed you to pay attention to rising household costs
3. Stood up for vets
4. Fought against your tax cuts for the rich
5. Stood with 🇺🇦 instead of🇷🇺
1. Successfully asked you to rehire 300 nuclear & avian flu workers you “accidentally” fired
2. Pressed you to pay attention to rising household costs
3. Stood up for vets
4. Fought against your tax cuts for the rich
5. Stood with 🇺🇦 instead of🇷🇺
February 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
#PresidentMusk DID ask ALL federal government employees to detail #fivethings that they did last week. Thank you Senator @amyklobuchar.com for letting us ALL see what you had to do last week. Thank you for standing up against #Felon47 and fighting FOR for the American People! #whatdidyoudolastweek
A textbook example of potentially #phishing email:
☑️ unexpected
☑️ outside usual business hours
☑️ from sender you don’t usually interact
☑️ unaddressed and unsigned
☑️ requires urgent action
Should be reported to cyber security team straight away…
#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
☑️ unexpected
☑️ outside usual business hours
☑️ from sender you don’t usually interact
☑️ unaddressed and unsigned
☑️ requires urgent action
Should be reported to cyber security team straight away…
#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
February 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
A textbook example of potentially #phishing email:
☑️ unexpected
☑️ outside usual business hours
☑️ from sender you don’t usually interact
☑️ unaddressed and unsigned
☑️ requires urgent action
Should be reported to cyber security team straight away…
#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
☑️ unexpected
☑️ outside usual business hours
☑️ from sender you don’t usually interact
☑️ unaddressed and unsigned
☑️ requires urgent action
Should be reported to cyber security team straight away…
#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
Avg Govt Salary: $106,462
# of federal employees: 2.3M
If the "prove your work" email should *only* take 5 min, that's $9.8M of taxpayer money wasted replying to this email
Weekly, that's $510M/year
#doge #opm #email #proveyourwork #whatdidyoudolastweek
# of federal employees: 2.3M
If the "prove your work" email should *only* take 5 min, that's $9.8M of taxpayer money wasted replying to this email
Weekly, that's $510M/year
#doge #opm #email #proveyourwork #whatdidyoudolastweek
February 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Avg Govt Salary: $106,462
# of federal employees: 2.3M
If the "prove your work" email should *only* take 5 min, that's $9.8M of taxpayer money wasted replying to this email
Weekly, that's $510M/year
#doge #opm #email #proveyourwork #whatdidyoudolastweek
# of federal employees: 2.3M
If the "prove your work" email should *only* take 5 min, that's $9.8M of taxpayer money wasted replying to this email
Weekly, that's $510M/year
#doge #opm #email #proveyourwork #whatdidyoudolastweek
It’s almost Monday. Time to email #elon. You can actually do this! Flood the zone! #[email protected] #doge #trump #maga #federalemployees #crashhisinbox #resist #gop #opm #lies #chainsaw #whatdidyoudolastweek #budgetcuts #haironfire #musk #protest #fightback #elonmusk
February 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
It’s almost Monday. Time to email #elon. You can actually do this! Flood the zone! #[email protected] #doge #trump #maga #federalemployees #crashhisinbox #resist #gop #opm #lies #chainsaw #whatdidyoudolastweek #budgetcuts #haironfire #musk #protest #fightback #elonmusk
A source that shall remain anonymous (to prevent retaliation) has just sent me the email Musk himself submitted to [email protected] for the #WhatDidYouDoLastWeek update…
February 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
A source that shall remain anonymous (to prevent retaliation) has just sent me the email Musk himself submitted to [email protected] for the #WhatDidYouDoLastWeek update…
#Whatdidyoudolastweek
1. Stress/Shame ate everything in my fridge
2. Stress/Shame drank everything in my fridge
3. Gave notice at my shitty job for my new hopefully not shitty job
4. Made it through a lunch with my sister in law without punching her in the face
5. Chased a dog
Fuck you Musk
🖕🖕🖕
1. Stress/Shame ate everything in my fridge
2. Stress/Shame drank everything in my fridge
3. Gave notice at my shitty job for my new hopefully not shitty job
4. Made it through a lunch with my sister in law without punching her in the face
5. Chased a dog
Fuck you Musk
🖕🖕🖕
February 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
#Whatdidyoudolastweek
1. Stress/Shame ate everything in my fridge
2. Stress/Shame drank everything in my fridge
3. Gave notice at my shitty job for my new hopefully not shitty job
4. Made it through a lunch with my sister in law without punching her in the face
5. Chased a dog
Fuck you Musk
🖕🖕🖕
1. Stress/Shame ate everything in my fridge
2. Stress/Shame drank everything in my fridge
3. Gave notice at my shitty job for my new hopefully not shitty job
4. Made it through a lunch with my sister in law without punching her in the face
5. Chased a dog
Fuck you Musk
🖕🖕🖕
#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
“My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell.”
“My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell.”
February 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
“My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell.”
“My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell.”
#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
1. I was alone.
2. I was all by myself.
3. No one was looking.
4. I was thinking of you.
5. Did I mention, I was all by myself.
1. I was alone.
2. I was all by myself.
3. No one was looking.
4. I was thinking of you.
5. Did I mention, I was all by myself.
#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
1. I went to the doctor.
2. I went to the mountains.
3. I looked to the children.
4. I drank from the fountains.
5. There's more than one answer to these questions, pointing me in a crooked line.
#FiveBullets
1. I went to the doctor.
2. I went to the mountains.
3. I looked to the children.
4. I drank from the fountains.
5. There's more than one answer to these questions, pointing me in a crooked line.
#FiveBullets
![hr@opm.gov
X
HR
2:48 PM
[EXTERNAL] What did you do last week?
Please reply to this email with approx. 5 bullets of what you accomplished last week and cc your manager.
Please do not send any classified information, links, or attachments.
Deadline is this Monday at 11:59pmEST.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ensg4goo5p67of7qvbynxnkb/bafkreib2tszqbvr4f6ylghnxizuatptz5simj2jik6c5pffwpdyhxiwnfi@jpeg)
February 23, 2025 at 1:26 PM
#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
1. I was alone.
2. I was all by myself.
3. No one was looking.
4. I was thinking of you.
5. Did I mention, I was all by myself.
1. I was alone.
2. I was all by myself.
3. No one was looking.
4. I was thinking of you.
5. Did I mention, I was all by myself.
#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
1. Thought you're like a dream come true.
2. Realised just wanna be with you.
3. Finally understood that girl, it's plain to see, that you're the only one for me.
4. Repeated tasks one through three.
5. Made you fall in love with me.
#FiveBullets
1. Thought you're like a dream come true.
2. Realised just wanna be with you.
3. Finally understood that girl, it's plain to see, that you're the only one for me.
4. Repeated tasks one through three.
5. Made you fall in love with me.
#FiveBullets
February 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
1. Thought you're like a dream come true.
2. Realised just wanna be with you.
3. Finally understood that girl, it's plain to see, that you're the only one for me.
4. Repeated tasks one through three.
5. Made you fall in love with me.
#FiveBullets
1. Thought you're like a dream come true.
2. Realised just wanna be with you.
3. Finally understood that girl, it's plain to see, that you're the only one for me.
4. Repeated tasks one through three.
5. Made you fall in love with me.
#FiveBullets
#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
1, Formed a straight line
2, Went through a tight wind
3, Piled in the back seat
4, Generated steam heat
5, Pulsated to the back beat.
1, Formed a straight line
2, Went through a tight wind
3, Piled in the back seat
4, Generated steam heat
5, Pulsated to the back beat.
#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
1. Woke up
2. Fell out of bed
3. Dragged a comb across my head
4. Found my way downstairs and
5. Drank a cup
#FiveBullets
1. Woke up
2. Fell out of bed
3. Dragged a comb across my head
4. Found my way downstairs and
5. Drank a cup
#FiveBullets
February 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
1, Formed a straight line
2, Went through a tight wind
3, Piled in the back seat
4, Generated steam heat
5, Pulsated to the back beat.
1, Formed a straight line
2, Went through a tight wind
3, Piled in the back seat
4, Generated steam heat
5, Pulsated to the back beat.
#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
1. Oh, get sick, get well
2. Hang around an ink well
3. Hang bail, hard to tell
4. If anything is goin’ to sell
5. Try hard, get barred
#FiveBullets
1. Oh, get sick, get well
2. Hang around an ink well
3. Hang bail, hard to tell
4. If anything is goin’ to sell
5. Try hard, get barred
#FiveBullets
#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
1. At first I was afraid, I was petrified
2. Thinking I could live without you by my side
3. Thinking how you did me wrong
4. I grew strong
5. And I learned how to get along
#FiveBullets
1. At first I was afraid, I was petrified
2. Thinking I could live without you by my side
3. Thinking how you did me wrong
4. I grew strong
5. And I learned how to get along
#FiveBullets
#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
1. Woke up
2. Fell out of bed
3. Dragged a comb across my head
4. Found my way downstairs and
5. Drank a cup
#FiveBullets
1. Woke up
2. Fell out of bed
3. Dragged a comb across my head
4. Found my way downstairs and
5. Drank a cup
#FiveBullets
February 23, 2025 at 12:52 PM
#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
1. Oh, get sick, get well
2. Hang around an ink well
3. Hang bail, hard to tell
4. If anything is goin’ to sell
5. Try hard, get barred
#FiveBullets
1. Oh, get sick, get well
2. Hang around an ink well
3. Hang bail, hard to tell
4. If anything is goin’ to sell
5. Try hard, get barred
#FiveBullets
#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
1. I was afraid, I was terrified
2. I kept thinking that I could never live without you by my side
3. I spent oh, so many nights just thinking how you done me wrong and I grew strong
4. I learned how to get along
5. I should have changed my $&€¥ing lock
#FiveBullets
1. I was afraid, I was terrified
2. I kept thinking that I could never live without you by my side
3. I spent oh, so many nights just thinking how you done me wrong and I grew strong
4. I learned how to get along
5. I should have changed my $&€¥ing lock
#FiveBullets
#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
1 dead I was the rat
2 feasted on the cat
3 dug through the ditches
4 burned through the witches
5 slammed in the back of my dragula
#FiveBullets
1 dead I was the rat
2 feasted on the cat
3 dug through the ditches
4 burned through the witches
5 slammed in the back of my dragula
#FiveBullets
February 23, 2025 at 12:43 PM
#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
1. I was afraid, I was terrified
2. I kept thinking that I could never live without you by my side
3. I spent oh, so many nights just thinking how you done me wrong and I grew strong
4. I learned how to get along
5. I should have changed my $&€¥ing lock
#FiveBullets
1. I was afraid, I was terrified
2. I kept thinking that I could never live without you by my side
3. I spent oh, so many nights just thinking how you done me wrong and I grew strong
4. I learned how to get along
5. I should have changed my $&€¥ing lock
#FiveBullets
#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
1 dead I was the rat
2 feasted on the cat
3 dug through the ditches
4 burned through the witches
5 slammed in the back of my dragula
#FiveBullets
1 dead I was the rat
2 feasted on the cat
3 dug through the ditches
4 burned through the witches
5 slammed in the back of my dragula
#FiveBullets
February 23, 2025 at 12:26 PM
#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
1 dead I was the rat
2 feasted on the cat
3 dug through the ditches
4 burned through the witches
5 slammed in the back of my dragula
#FiveBullets
1 dead I was the rat
2 feasted on the cat
3 dug through the ditches
4 burned through the witches
5 slammed in the back of my dragula
#FiveBullets
1 Lost my shirt
2 Pawned my rings
3 Melted wax to fix my wings
4 Threw my hat into the ring
5 Thought that I just had to sing
Not smart, overall #WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
2 Pawned my rings
3 Melted wax to fix my wings
4 Threw my hat into the ring
5 Thought that I just had to sing
Not smart, overall #WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
February 23, 2025 at 12:15 PM
1 Lost my shirt
2 Pawned my rings
3 Melted wax to fix my wings
4 Threw my hat into the ring
5 Thought that I just had to sing
Not smart, overall #WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
2 Pawned my rings
3 Melted wax to fix my wings
4 Threw my hat into the ring
5 Thought that I just had to sing
Not smart, overall #WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
1. I jumped to the left
2. Then I stepped to the right
3. I put my hands on my hips
4. I brought my knees in tight
5. I then executed a pelvic thrust that led to my involuntary commitment
#FiveBullets
1. I jumped to the left
2. Then I stepped to the right
3. I put my hands on my hips
4. I brought my knees in tight
5. I then executed a pelvic thrust that led to my involuntary commitment
#FiveBullets
#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
1. At first I was afraid, I was petrified
2. Thinking I could live without you by my side
3. Thinking how you did me wrong
4. I grew strong
5. And I learned how to get along
#FiveBullets
1. At first I was afraid, I was petrified
2. Thinking I could live without you by my side
3. Thinking how you did me wrong
4. I grew strong
5. And I learned how to get along
#FiveBullets
#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
1. Woke up
2. Fell out of bed
3. Dragged a comb across my head
4. Found my way downstairs and
5. Drank a cup
#FiveBullets
1. Woke up
2. Fell out of bed
3. Dragged a comb across my head
4. Found my way downstairs and
5. Drank a cup
#FiveBullets
February 23, 2025 at 10:46 AM
#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
1. I jumped to the left
2. Then I stepped to the right
3. I put my hands on my hips
4. I brought my knees in tight
5. I then executed a pelvic thrust that led to my involuntary commitment
#FiveBullets
1. I jumped to the left
2. Then I stepped to the right
3. I put my hands on my hips
4. I brought my knees in tight
5. I then executed a pelvic thrust that led to my involuntary commitment
#FiveBullets
February 23, 2025 at 10:17 AM