#WokeJesus
It's almost as though he's taken more than a passing glance at that big ol' book about Jesus and adopted the guy's philosophy? Outrageous. #wokepope #wokejesus
“A new woke pope.”
May 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM Everybody can reply
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🚨✝️ Shane Claiborne got arrested in the Capitol for praying quietly against budget cuts. Meanwhile, buffalo hat cosplay insurrectionists still get MAGA medals.

Nancy Mace calls it “bathroom-based counterterrorism.”

#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #WokeJesus #WWJDNotThis
May 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM Everybody can reply
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#WokeJesus
October 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM Everybody can reply
Sunday, April 20 at Wedgewood: “Woke Jesus” with Melba Smith Evans

Was Jesus woke? We say yes. Join us this Easter as we explore how the teachings of Jesus align with justice, liberation, and radical love.

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#WokeJesus #WeAreWedgewood
April 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM Everybody can reply
#WokePope #WokeJesus #woke

Woke this morning into another day of incomprehensible how in the world did we get here? Psychiatrists have to step up and revise the DSM-5 because this right wing denial and delusion is an existential threat to humanity on so many levels.
May 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM Everybody can reply
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Wait until they find out about #Jesus.

#WokePope #WokeJesus
May 9, 2025 at 4:08 AM Everybody can reply
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Happy birthday, Woke Jesus!
#MerryChristmas #WokeJesus
December 25, 2024 at 3:30 PM Everybody can reply
Let's get #WokePope trending. It will infuriate all the right people.
May 9, 2025 at 5:12 AM Everybody can reply
jesus is woke and has awoke!

I'm not even Christian, I just like pissing off zealots. If you're a progressive Christian that actually works to be Christlike, you rock!

But the bigots can catch these heathen hands!

#happyeaster #wokejesus #jesuswaswoke
April 20, 2025 at 5:56 AM Everybody can reply
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They found out about the woke Pope.

Wait until they find out about the woke Jesus.

#woke #Pope #WokePope #WokeJesus #Jesus
May 9, 2025 at 4:11 AM Everybody can reply
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Via @TheSaltyVoter on youtube.
#WokeJesus
August 31, 2025 at 1:32 PM Everybody can reply
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If they hate #WokePope, they’re really gonna hate #WokeJesus.
May 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM Everybody can reply
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May 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM Everybody can reply
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So Hassett says BLS cheated to help Obama? OK, I'll start to believe you guys if you identify the other state where gas is $1.98/gal. I can only find $1.98/gal in the state of denial, you know, the state where all of MAGA lives.
#TACO, #TEXAS, #politcs, #TRUMP, #WOKEJesus
August 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM Everybody can reply
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I work my butt off, I built this multi million dollar empire from the ground up and now you're telling me that the meek will inherit the earth? WokeJesus! #notmyjesus
May 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM Everybody can reply
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If they hate #WokePope, they’re really gonna hate #WokeJesus.
May 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM Everybody can reply
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I appreciate your sentiment. That being noted, nah. I'm not going to explain equality & fairness to members of a political party where a majority of them claim Christianity as their ideology. Nope. I'm not going to do it.

They can read, research, network. This nastiness is ON THEM. #DEI #WokeJesus
March 31, 2025 at 3:21 AM Everybody can reply
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Thanks, Rob 🙏

#Agape #WokeJesus

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August 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM Everybody can reply
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Jesus was Woke! It's Right there in his last (not really) 'name.' Christ = Christos The AWAKENED ONE. The Anointed One.

#WokeJesus #WokeJesus #WokeJesus #WokeJesus #WokeJesus #WokeJesus #WokeJesus #WokeJesus
If they hate #WokePope, they’re really gonna hate #WokeJesus.
May 9, 2025 at 4:06 AM Everybody can reply
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#WokePope follows the teachings of #WokeJesus.
May 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM Everybody can reply
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