Bro I thought we all knew this when we discovered that you could literally just set your phone on a table and talk VERY LOUDLY about getting cat food and then suddenly you start getting ads for cat food—despite not owning a cat.
Like am I just old or does anyone else remember this lol
Like am I just old or does anyone else remember this lol
Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"?
Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
Google to pay $68 million over allegations its voice assistant eavesdropped on users
Class-action lawsuit alleged that Google's voice assistant illegally recorded and shared private conversations with advertisers.
www.cbsnews.com
February 2, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Bro I thought we all knew this when we discovered that you could literally just set your phone on a table and talk VERY LOUDLY about getting cat food and then suddenly you start getting ads for cat food—despite not owning a cat.
Like am I just old or does anyone else remember this lol
Like am I just old or does anyone else remember this lol
You are a cat, cats are never villains, ever.
The fellows in those files are waaaaaaaaaaayyy lazier than you.
The fellows in those files are waaaaaaaaaaayyy lazier than you.
February 2, 2026 at 5:23 PM
You are a cat, cats are never villains, ever.
The fellows in those files are waaaaaaaaaaayyy lazier than you.
The fellows in those files are waaaaaaaaaaayyy lazier than you.
oh yeah, it's on. That cat is going to war.
February 2, 2026 at 5:23 PM
oh yeah, it's on. That cat is going to war.
I asked her what she was doing and she said sweaters dry faster this way.
February 2, 2026 at 5:23 PM
I asked her what she was doing and she said sweaters dry faster this way.
... Sabretoothed cat? Tiger? Lynx? What even is Blisk
February 2, 2026 at 5:22 PM
... Sabretoothed cat? Tiger? Lynx? What even is Blisk
Lyze LOVES animals!! She has a cutie pet shadow cat (who conveniently has a cutie boy human form also). She just found him in the underworld thinking he was a normal cat but he kept...growing. now hes a little troublemaker in the castle.
🎨 emolgge X2, AphelionDusk, and novadragonspirit
🎨 emolgge X2, AphelionDusk, and novadragonspirit
February 2, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Lyze LOVES animals!! She has a cutie pet shadow cat (who conveniently has a cutie boy human form also). She just found him in the underworld thinking he was a normal cat but he kept...growing. now hes a little troublemaker in the castle.
🎨 emolgge X2, AphelionDusk, and novadragonspirit
🎨 emolgge X2, AphelionDusk, and novadragonspirit
He's the only cat I allow in this house.
I'm a dog person 😊
I'm a dog person 😊
February 2, 2026 at 5:22 PM
He's the only cat I allow in this house.
I'm a dog person 😊
I'm a dog person 😊
the cat version of himself 😂
February 2, 2026 at 5:22 PM
the cat version of himself 😂
You must complete the cat's side-quest.
February 2, 2026 at 5:22 PM
You must complete the cat's side-quest.
Did your cat get to see the vet "2 days early? Wishful thinking!
February 2, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Did your cat get to see the vet "2 days early? Wishful thinking!
You’re talking about the cat that managed to get stuck upside down behind the handle of a (thankfully turned off) oven. He will do it again, and he will do it worse.
February 2, 2026 at 5:22 PM
You’re talking about the cat that managed to get stuck upside down behind the handle of a (thankfully turned off) oven. He will do it again, and he will do it worse.
My coworker is crashing out
February 2, 2026 at 5:22 PM
My coworker is crashing out
@shelleyr.bsky.social Diana and Kuzo, a most adaptable cat!
February 2, 2026 at 5:21 PM
@shelleyr.bsky.social Diana and Kuzo, a most adaptable cat!
Cat is innocent. The jar of beets was the assailant.
I swear to god, I left this cat alone for two fucking minutes with a jar of red beets.
Two. Minutes.
#CatsofBluesky
Two. Minutes.
#CatsofBluesky
February 2, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Cat is innocent. The jar of beets was the assailant.
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February 2, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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I demand a TV series on the Life of Miss Gary, Hotel Cat.
February 2, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I demand a TV series on the Life of Miss Gary, Hotel Cat.
Looks just like the cat I used to have. He passed away 7 months ago.
February 2, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Looks just like the cat I used to have. He passed away 7 months ago.
Schedule's up for this week! Retro Pals are BACK, and I've got another Interactive Entertainment showcase tomorrow! alexcat.neocities.org
February 2, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Schedule's up for this week! Retro Pals are BACK, and I've got another Interactive Entertainment showcase tomorrow! alexcat.neocities.org
Bluesky's Top 10 Trending Words (past 10min):
💨x3* - epstein 🔓
💨x41 - grammys
💨x37 - groundhog
💨x1* - ukraine 🔓
💨x1* - democracy 🔓
💨x27 - mandelson
💨x26 - savannah
💨x26 - grammy
💨x1* - gaza 🔓
💨x21 - punxsutawney
*🔓 = Unlocked Emergency Words (see img)
#ListenToBlackVoices
(Something not right?
![Emoji Legend
💨x# | "Increased Trending Rate" for a Word (meaningful value; "💨x8 - burger" will mean "burger" is trending at 8 times its own normal rate for this time of day)
🔓 | "Unlocked" Ongoing Emergency Word (such words are not weighted down by their own previous usage; their *ongoing* increased usage--weeks, months, years--would otherwise move them down the list.)
[PREVIOUSLY USED]
⚠️💨# | "Trend Strength Rating"
⚠️🌀💨 | "Trend Strength Rating" (see above)
⚠️🌀 CAT. # | [same; "CAT." = Category, like hurricane]
💬# | 10min Post Count
🆎# | 10min Word Count
🙂# | 10min Emoji Count](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mcb6n67plnrlx4lg35natk2b/bafkreigp6bgag3jzkool6uxrujpcrwtn6zkd7cbfrmevhaxaqhhewgolmu@jpeg)
February 2, 2026 at 5:20 PM
May I offer my Miqo'te R'nabyano? 4'11" This lewd and not very smart cat I think would look great going down Aesirko's gullet. She could be so focused on how hot Aesirko is, she doesn't realize her true intentions for her until it's too late. Although she might not be wholly displeased by it.
February 2, 2026 at 5:20 PM
May I offer my Miqo'te R'nabyano? 4'11" This lewd and not very smart cat I think would look great going down Aesirko's gullet. She could be so focused on how hot Aesirko is, she doesn't realize her true intentions for her until it's too late. Although she might not be wholly displeased by it.
This seems to imply that the demon isn’t already in the cat
February 2, 2026 at 5:20 PM
This seems to imply that the demon isn’t already in the cat
It's Later Now, Part Twenty-Two: You and the Cat. Read it on my Patreon. #poetry #poetrycommunity
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February 2, 2026 at 5:19 PM
It's Later Now, Part Twenty-Two: You and the Cat. Read it on my Patreon. #poetry #poetrycommunity