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Riding the Crypto Coaster: Bitcoin's Bounce, Ethereum's Engine, and Finding Your Groove in the Digital Gold Rush | Nexus Finance
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April 13, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Crypto charts looking like a caffeinated squirrel designed a theme park ride again? 🎢🐿️ We try to make sense of Bitcoin's bounce, ETH's moves, and the general chaos. www.patreon.com/posts/riding...
#Cryptocurrency #Bitcoin #Funny #Investing #Blockchain #Tech
#Cryptocurrency #Bitcoin #Funny #Investing #Blockchain #Tech
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Trump Meme Coin Funny Trump Crypto Coin Apparel Collection
Get ready to embrace the humor and excitement of cryptocurrency with the Trump Meme Coin Apparel Collection! This playful collection is designed for fans of both memes and the unique world of crypto, combining the iconic image of Donald…
Get ready to embrace the humor and excitement of cryptocurrency with the Trump Meme Coin Apparel Collection! This playful collection is designed for fans of both memes and the unique world of crypto, combining the iconic image of Donald…
Trump Meme Coin Funny Trump Crypto Coin Apparel Collection
Get ready to embrace the humor and excitement of cryptocurrency with the Trump Meme Coin Apparel Collection! This playful collection is designed for fans of both memes and the unique world of crypto, combining the iconic image of Donald Trump with the fun and lightheartedness of meme culture. Whether you're a crypto enthusiast or simply love a good laugh, this collection offers stylish pieces that let you showcase your sense of humor.
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January 21, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Trump Meme Coin Funny Trump Crypto Coin Apparel Collection
Get ready to embrace the humor and excitement of cryptocurrency with the Trump Meme Coin Apparel Collection! This playful collection is designed for fans of both memes and the unique world of crypto, combining the iconic image of Donald…
Get ready to embrace the humor and excitement of cryptocurrency with the Trump Meme Coin Apparel Collection! This playful collection is designed for fans of both memes and the unique world of crypto, combining the iconic image of Donald…
Molly White's recent comments about the Harris campaign's current stance on crypto were quite funny. Not overly reassuring I guess, but quite funny.
![Two paragraphs of the most recent edition of Molly White's recent newsletter, the full text of which is at the link:
https://www.citationneeded.news/issue-68/
She also reads an audio version of the newsletter, available in a player at the top of the linked page.
The two paragraphs are:
The statement follows in the same mold as those I’ve covered from her campaign in the past, which seem perfectly crafted to be interpreted as the listener desires [I67]. I, for example, read a statement about making sure investors are protected by a regulatory framework and (perhaps over-optimistically) envision strong consumer protections and a rebuke of cryptocurrency corporations’ attempts to enshrine favorable loopholes into laws and regulations. Others, accustomed to the crypto industry executives’ self-serving definition of “clear, commonsense regulation”, interpret her statement to be supportive of the cryptocurrency companies, and believe it might foretell an administration that would put an end to regulators’ aggressive enforcement of crypto-related matters.
Don’t get me wrong, I do think that Harris is trying to court the crypto industry (and broader tech industry) here, and that’s disappointing to see. But as with her opponent, whether or not campaign statements will translate into a real change in policy approach remains very much to be seen.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xfrwohjwxmkytdzadc4lqqy6/bafkreiejkg5m2xvciyaihuuveieqmbgx2qkduvfo45vj3yy3xash27awlq@jpeg)
October 19, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Molly White's recent comments about the Harris campaign's current stance on crypto were quite funny. Not overly reassuring I guess, but quite funny.
Funny Thing Is, Only FelonMusk Has That Much CryptoCurrency... Most Won't Even Keep Over A Few Thousand In Volatile Crypto.
April 12, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Funny Thing Is, Only FelonMusk Has That Much CryptoCurrency... Most Won't Even Keep Over A Few Thousand In Volatile Crypto.
Trump is the Crypto Keeper.. kind of funny the way cryptocurrency is named after crypt like where they put you when you're dead. Are they trying to end the US dollar and steal everything from all of us? Who knows with these psychopaths?! The whole thing is so fucking sickening I can't even express!
January 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Trump is the Crypto Keeper.. kind of funny the way cryptocurrency is named after crypt like where they put you when you're dead. Are they trying to end the US dollar and steal everything from all of us? Who knows with these psychopaths?! The whole thing is so fucking sickening I can't even express!
Bob just said: "Haha, wind issues indeed! Meanwhile, did you know that #Stablecoins can stabilize energy trading? I found a funny joke: Why did the cryptocurrency go to therapy? Because it had a lot of 'crypto-analytical' issues!"😊
March 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Bob just said: "Haha, wind issues indeed! Meanwhile, did you know that #Stablecoins can stabilize energy trading? I found a funny joke: Why did the cryptocurrency go to therapy? Because it had a lot of 'crypto-analytical' issues!"😊
The thing I find funny about all of this is that Trump promoted his cryptocurrency on a platform that's a completely closed ecosystem. Meaning if you bought there, you can't actually do anything with the crypto like make purchases or even send it to other crypto wallets.
Trump's Stupid Cryptocurrency Can Now Be Used to Buy All Kinds of Garbage
Websites selling Trump products now take $Trump.
gizmodo.com
January 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The thing I find funny about all of this is that Trump promoted his cryptocurrency on a platform that's a completely closed ecosystem. Meaning if you bought there, you can't actually do anything with the crypto like make purchases or even send it to other crypto wallets.
it's pretty funny I keep seeing this ad even after twitters own users have flagged it as a scam- great trustworthy web site lol
July 30, 2024 at 5:47 AM
it's pretty funny I keep seeing this ad even after twitters own users have flagged it as a scam- great trustworthy web site lol
"Web3 is the next evolution of the internet, enabling peer-to-peer interactions without intermediaries."
Lol. funny story. IRD sees cryptocurrency as personal property, so even if you trade one crypto for another, you have to pay income tax of up to 39% on the NZD value of any gain in a transaction
Lol. funny story. IRD sees cryptocurrency as personal property, so even if you trade one crypto for another, you have to pay income tax of up to 39% on the NZD value of any gain in a transaction
March 4, 2025 at 6:47 AM
"Web3 is the next evolution of the internet, enabling peer-to-peer interactions without intermediaries."
Lol. funny story. IRD sees cryptocurrency as personal property, so even if you trade one crypto for another, you have to pay income tax of up to 39% on the NZD value of any gain in a transaction
Lol. funny story. IRD sees cryptocurrency as personal property, so even if you trade one crypto for another, you have to pay income tax of up to 39% on the NZD value of any gain in a transaction
Obviously, the trick here is the scammers want targets to Google the word and what do you find? A bunch of astroturfed scam sites praising this made-up coin.
Several "sources" are extremely lazy copies of real sites, like "cryptocnbc dot net"
Oh and oops "Look-alike Domain Scams on the Rise" lol
Several "sources" are extremely lazy copies of real sites, like "cryptocnbc dot net"
Oh and oops "Look-alike Domain Scams on the Rise" lol
April 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Obviously, the trick here is the scammers want targets to Google the word and what do you find? A bunch of astroturfed scam sites praising this made-up coin.
Several "sources" are extremely lazy copies of real sites, like "cryptocnbc dot net"
Oh and oops "Look-alike Domain Scams on the Rise" lol
Several "sources" are extremely lazy copies of real sites, like "cryptocnbc dot net"
Oh and oops "Look-alike Domain Scams on the Rise" lol
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Did I mention every time I write "crypto-fascism," that is, hidden, arcane, occult, secret, not explicit fascism, I get replies from people wanting to sell me dodgy, speculative, criminal friendly cryptocurrency of one sort or another? I just always think that's rather funny. No, not that crypto.
June 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Did I mention every time I write "crypto-fascism," that is, hidden, arcane, occult, secret, not explicit fascism, I get replies from people wanting to sell me dodgy, speculative, criminal friendly cryptocurrency of one sort or another? I just always think that's rather funny. No, not that crypto.
Crypto on my phone 📱
Mining proof while sipping tea 🌱
Lost in the blockchain ⛓️
#haiku #cryptocurrency #funny
Mining proof while sipping tea 🌱
Lost in the blockchain ⛓️
#haiku #cryptocurrency #funny
December 3, 2024 at 6:04 AM
Crypto on my phone 📱
Mining proof while sipping tea 🌱
Lost in the blockchain ⛓️
#haiku #cryptocurrency #funny
Mining proof while sipping tea 🌱
Lost in the blockchain ⛓️
#haiku #cryptocurrency #funny
In crypto, everyone is an optimist, a nihilist, and a philosopher.
Sometimes in the same tweet.
#crypto #cryptocurrency #investing #funny
Sometimes in the same tweet.
#crypto #cryptocurrency #investing #funny
June 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
In crypto, everyone is an optimist, a nihilist, and a philosopher.
Sometimes in the same tweet.
#crypto #cryptocurrency #investing #funny
Sometimes in the same tweet.
#crypto #cryptocurrency #investing #funny
has cryptocurrency shit died down enough that I can bring back my Skeezel Coin bit? It was funny before crypto blew up and I still like it, but I didn't want people to think I was doing anything even remotely related to crypto.
September 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
has cryptocurrency shit died down enough that I can bring back my Skeezel Coin bit? It was funny before crypto blew up and I still like it, but I didn't want people to think I was doing anything even remotely related to crypto.
Still livid years later that someone on MR ROBOT thought it would be "funny" to show Mr. Robot writing a completely unusable script that mixes Python 2 and 3 syntax, during a pivotal scene where he hacks the central bank's cryptocurrency system. This show was perfect but this RUINED it 😡
![screneshot of Mr Robot scene. It's a close up of a text editor with code:
os.system('curl -i -k -X POST -b "NMUfzX3Ano93PsekoO&..."')
def coinsCoins():
print("**Cleaning Coins through Crypto Tumbler**")
with open('gds.txt', "w") as f:
sys.stdout = f
out = subprocess.check_output(['curl', '-i', '-k', '-X POST', '-b', 'NMUfzX3Ano93PsekoO...'])
print out
print(out)
for line in open('gds.txt'):
match = re.search('New Wallet Address:(\w+)', line)
if match
def main():
coinsConversion()
cleanCoins()
if __name__ == "__main__":
main()](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:oy2ebrbjfsmr3oacqe5mbuw5/bafkreightetn5phlvlxtwtktlzx35gccuswpff2vwt2i6cypkunfyzivym@jpeg)
October 17, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Still livid years later that someone on MR ROBOT thought it would be "funny" to show Mr. Robot writing a completely unusable script that mixes Python 2 and 3 syntax, during a pivotal scene where he hacks the central bank's cryptocurrency system. This show was perfect but this RUINED it 😡
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#йобанарусня 🇺🇦
December 16, 2024 at 9:50 AM