#diabetus
What did you have, the Diabetus Special at Denny’s? 😆
January 19, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Ziggy was the goodest boy today. Glucose was awesome and he took his insulin like a champ!
January 13, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Nothing to worry about. The diabetus bowling ball bird is just taking a nap. Nothing to see here.
January 12, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Sweeeeet!! *diabetus
January 12, 2026 at 2:17 AM
And now I struggle with the word 'diabetes' because when dad was diagnosed she pronounced it as 'diabetus' - one of the lesser philosophers. I try hard so hard not to say it that way that I struggle to say it at all and put weird emphasis on the 'teeees' at the end.
January 9, 2026 at 2:10 PM
ok i agree. if it says added sugar on the label and it isn't dessert, put it back. that's the way to get farmed by big pharma for diabetus profits. and a study this year found that a lot of protein powders are actually full of lead so be careful.
The government's latest nutrition advice recommends eating more protein, less added sugar, beef tallow and more whole foods -- meshing long-standing nutrition advice with #MAHA goals.

For @politico.com with @ruthreader.bsky.social

www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
RFK Jr. says to eat more protein, less sugar in new dietary guidelines
The new recommendations blend MAHA-influenced changes with long-standing nutrition advice.
www.politico.com
January 7, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Not at this hour with diabetus.
January 6, 2026 at 2:14 AM
He's using the Wilford Brimley pronunciation model: "Diabetus."
January 5, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I watched Slowbeef and Diabetus riffing on that in, what, 2012? Have not even thought of it since. But the second I saw that picture The Line came right back to me like a divine vision.
January 4, 2026 at 6:06 AM
He's like Darth Vader at this point, 4 fake limbs, but instead of cool laser fights he just lost them to diabetus.
January 3, 2026 at 6:16 AM
Every now and the my brain remembers some stupid quote from somewhere and this morning for some reason my brain is just playing diabetus reading a meet n fuck kingdom comment from an old retsuflash video like "sex my favorite. I mean what can i say? Sex my favorite."
January 2, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Diabetus, is no joke in older cats but it seems okay after Wilford Brimley is mentioned.
Diabetus.
❤️
December 31, 2025 at 10:38 PM
finally slowbeef isn't blasting out my speakers while diabetus and RE6 are no longer barely audible
December 28, 2025 at 8:32 AM
One bag of Purina = one bowl. It's very important that the cat gets the diabetus.
December 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
MIL just said “diabetus” 😑
December 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
This is too fucking cute. I’m dying of diabetus here
December 13, 2025 at 5:11 AM
le dorayaki que je viens de manger a 50g de sucres ajoutés

record diabetus battu
December 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
It's like a diabetus of the mind..
December 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
For a moment, just so faintly..
I could hear Tietuesday during the "Dahir inşaat bed Earthquake device" video from Retsuprae say:
"By the way. Those 'air vents'?"

"Yeah?..."

"Optional."

-Sounds of a leaking air tank laugh from Slowbeef and Diabetus-

If only for a moment~
December 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
tldr

We (Diabetus and I) did a video about Meet n Fuck Kingdom; a porno flash game - the video focused on the weird reviews people left and one said “my laptop is full of cum; I love this game!”
December 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Republicans are all about self sufficiency. But it's only the rich.

At the bottom, the brain... But otherwise unwashed, lost their feet to diabetus, as they scold you to "pull yourself by your boot straps".

Then they rail against socialism, as they extend their grubby mits for their welfare check.
December 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
slayer's infamous album, "diabetus"
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
aint a chance on god's green earth that that he sees election day 2028, much less is able to campaign for an unconstitutional third term.
little lord gout-leroy with his type 2 diabetus MCC and syphilis maximus might be able to hide in 2025, but hypertension and adderall abuse is a nasty combination
November 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I genuinely can't tell if you mean Wilford Brimley or the actual streamer Diabetus. Both work pretty well here.
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
::Diabetus voice, frustated:: Battletoads
November 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM