Chet Sandberg
@chetsandberg.bsky.social
Writer/Author/Line and Style editor, Nurse, irrationally creative. Recently sane. Happily Married.
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Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn
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I'm still not entirely sure who Olivia Nuzzi is, far as I'm concerned she just spawned into the world like a month ago, but reading her writing makes me feel a lot better about this 10,000+ word manuscript about shrimp I pulled directly out of Hell over the past week
December 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I'm still not entirely sure who Olivia Nuzzi is, far as I'm concerned she just spawned into the world like a month ago, but reading her writing makes me feel a lot better about this 10,000+ word manuscript about shrimp I pulled directly out of Hell over the past week
You know why it’s so expensive to live in California?
Because it’s worth it.
Because it’s worth it.
December 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
You know why it’s so expensive to live in California?
Because it’s worth it.
Because it’s worth it.
Every American president is a murderer. It’s a job requirement.
December 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Every American president is a murderer. It’s a job requirement.
I hate every single one of these people but am forced to agree with them.
That’s what politics does to you, folks.
That’s what politics does to you, folks.
The resolution was co-sponsored by Democrats Chuck Schumer, Tim Kaine and Adam Schiff, along with Kentucky Republican Senator Rand Paul, who wrote, “The American people do not want to be dragged into endless war with Venezuela without public debate or a vote.
December 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I hate every single one of these people but am forced to agree with them.
That’s what politics does to you, folks.
That’s what politics does to you, folks.
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Everyone always talks about the not crying bit, but what about the watching out? What am I looking for in the dark? Can't see fucking reindeer prints for shit out here.
December 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Everyone always talks about the not crying bit, but what about the watching out? What am I looking for in the dark? Can't see fucking reindeer prints for shit out here.
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If we can only have art from people who "aren't in it for the money" that means we can only have art from privileged middle-class dilettantes. Making art being a viable career is responsible for nearly all worthwhile art, and if it's not a viable career any more we will get drastically less of it.
December 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
If we can only have art from people who "aren't in it for the money" that means we can only have art from privileged middle-class dilettantes. Making art being a viable career is responsible for nearly all worthwhile art, and if it's not a viable career any more we will get drastically less of it.
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STORE: Thank you for your order!
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
December 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
STORE: Thank you for your order!
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
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Here’s the thing, delivery is seen as “convenience” and items are up-priced accordingly. But what some people see as “convenience” is actually how a great invisible portion of the disabled population depend on in a life or death way.
Your lens is limited; other populations are actively exploited.
Your lens is limited; other populations are actively exploited.
December 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Here’s the thing, delivery is seen as “convenience” and items are up-priced accordingly. But what some people see as “convenience” is actually how a great invisible portion of the disabled population depend on in a life or death way.
Your lens is limited; other populations are actively exploited.
Your lens is limited; other populations are actively exploited.
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Remember, you cannot heal, in the same environment, that made you sick.
December 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Remember, you cannot heal, in the same environment, that made you sick.
Jesus Christ, I just realized we editors are the accounting department of all final drafts, LOL.
No one likes us, but everyone needs us (most especially the ones who think they don’t need us, LOL).
No one likes us, but everyone needs us (most especially the ones who think they don’t need us, LOL).
They can be, but only in a very complex list, and I know that’s not what you mean.
I’m constantly editing with the comment “semicolons link independent clauses. They do not separate subordinate clauses from independent clauses.”
I’m constantly editing with the comment “semicolons link independent clauses. They do not separate subordinate clauses from independent clauses.”
December 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Jesus Christ, I just realized we editors are the accounting department of all final drafts, LOL.
No one likes us, but everyone needs us (most especially the ones who think they don’t need us, LOL).
No one likes us, but everyone needs us (most especially the ones who think they don’t need us, LOL).
Trails through Daybreak is basically everything I like about games. Action? Action battle. Turn based? Got one of the best versions of that, too. Crafting? Fuck yeah, we’ve got crafting. Cooking? Sure, why not. Relationship based team building AND an elegant morality system? Have at it!
December 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Trails through Daybreak is basically everything I like about games. Action? Action battle. Turn based? Got one of the best versions of that, too. Crafting? Fuck yeah, we’ve got crafting. Cooking? Sure, why not. Relationship based team building AND an elegant morality system? Have at it!
Arrest him for the A-S reasons, too.
ARREST DONALD TRUMP FOR TREASON
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Arrest him for the A-S reasons, too.
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As I’ve said, there is a compelling case for the impeachment and removal of at least two Supreme Court justices.
December 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
As I’ve said, there is a compelling case for the impeachment and removal of at least two Supreme Court justices.
You were an active member of an administration that made it worse, tho?
Demagogues bloomed in the very garden you neglected.
If you feel your participation was a mistake, it sure would be nice to hear you say it.
Demagogues bloomed in the very garden you neglected.
If you feel your participation was a mistake, it sure would be nice to hear you say it.
For 50 years, the median wage of hourly workers stagnated or declined while the stock market and CEO pay skyrocketed.
Is it any wonder so many feel abandoned by the system?
People lose faith, and a demagogue fills the void. This is why we must fix the system.
Is it any wonder so many feel abandoned by the system?
People lose faith, and a demagogue fills the void. This is why we must fix the system.
December 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
You were an active member of an administration that made it worse, tho?
Demagogues bloomed in the very garden you neglected.
If you feel your participation was a mistake, it sure would be nice to hear you say it.
Demagogues bloomed in the very garden you neglected.
If you feel your participation was a mistake, it sure would be nice to hear you say it.
The name for a group of MAGA is “a Contradiction of MAGA.”
Life as a MAGA Republican is a maze of contradictions.
December 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The name for a group of MAGA is “a Contradiction of MAGA.”
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Listen up people: There really IS a war on Christmas.
How do I know? Because I just declared it.
And once we've bombed their anti-air equipment, we're going to lay waste to every last gingerbread house.
How do I know? Because I just declared it.
And once we've bombed their anti-air equipment, we're going to lay waste to every last gingerbread house.
December 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Listen up people: There really IS a war on Christmas.
How do I know? Because I just declared it.
And once we've bombed their anti-air equipment, we're going to lay waste to every last gingerbread house.
How do I know? Because I just declared it.
And once we've bombed their anti-air equipment, we're going to lay waste to every last gingerbread house.
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
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Current US Policy:
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Current US Policy:
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
Bedtime for Democracy
I just find it hilarious that his whole cabinet is sloberring praise all over him with ridiculous hyperbole and he is falling asleep while they're doing it.
You couldn't write comedy better than this. It's better than VEEP.
You couldn't write comedy better than this. It's better than VEEP.
December 3, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Bedtime for Democracy
I miss my best friend, Steve, and the way his eyes would light up when he knew exactly what I meant when almost no one ever did.
December 3, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I miss my best friend, Steve, and the way his eyes would light up when he knew exactly what I meant when almost no one ever did.
I meditated today, for the first time in quite a while.
December 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I meditated today, for the first time in quite a while.
I am on fire with decline
December 3, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I am on fire with decline
Jesus Christ, our world doesn’t have to be so fucking huge, I swear.
If I need to know every horrible thing happen, can I also see the miracles? The new mother first seeing her daughter, the husband who holds his wife as the dementia takes her away from him?
Can I see the resistance to entropy?
If I need to know every horrible thing happen, can I also see the miracles? The new mother first seeing her daughter, the husband who holds his wife as the dementia takes her away from him?
Can I see the resistance to entropy?
December 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Jesus Christ, our world doesn’t have to be so fucking huge, I swear.
If I need to know every horrible thing happen, can I also see the miracles? The new mother first seeing her daughter, the husband who holds his wife as the dementia takes her away from him?
Can I see the resistance to entropy?
If I need to know every horrible thing happen, can I also see the miracles? The new mother first seeing her daughter, the husband who holds his wife as the dementia takes her away from him?
Can I see the resistance to entropy?