Wasn't he below median life expectancy when he died, as well? It's not even like "look at what a life of excercise and healthy living can do," it's "look at this dead, hot dog colored racist. Cool, right?"
January 5, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Wasn't he below median life expectancy when he died, as well? It's not even like "look at what a life of excercise and healthy living can do," it's "look at this dead, hot dog colored racist. Cool, right?"
Also, note how in this quarter of the game, whatever happened between 2018 and 2024 clearly counted for dogshit in terms of setting the 2025-2029 quarter for play, and Democrats are like 'we got points for holding them off, or we should have at least' and look at your fucking country dog
January 5, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Also, note how in this quarter of the game, whatever happened between 2018 and 2024 clearly counted for dogshit in terms of setting the 2025-2029 quarter for play, and Democrats are like 'we got points for holding them off, or we should have at least' and look at your fucking country dog
trans woman: [makes a post simply asking "why though" on a mod giving tits to a dog from an all ages videogame]
furries: trans women have clearly had it too good for too long,
furries: trans women have clearly had it too good for too long,
January 5, 2026 at 9:12 PM
trans woman: [makes a post simply asking "why though" on a mod giving tits to a dog from an all ages videogame]
furries: trans women have clearly had it too good for too long,
furries: trans women have clearly had it too good for too long,
Yes I watched the latest season, but it sucked, so I'm going to pretend this joke doesn't violate their dog-water canon.
January 5, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Yes I watched the latest season, but it sucked, so I'm going to pretend this joke doesn't violate their dog-water canon.
Now carrying bags of dog shit!! Happy to go to jail over this bullshit. I'm done ✅
January 5, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Now carrying bags of dog shit!! Happy to go to jail over this bullshit. I'm done ✅
Anyway dog outage and scissors on socks time. Oof re: out. Do not wanna.
January 5, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Anyway dog outage and scissors on socks time. Oof re: out. Do not wanna.
Got this from Facebook advertising a fitness program. Frankly the best way to shock them would be to play with a strange dog on a frozen lake with almost no clothes on.
January 5, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Got this from Facebook advertising a fitness program. Frankly the best way to shock them would be to play with a strange dog on a frozen lake with almost no clothes on.
I can just imagine in some random quest.
" So uhh I noticed your cost has increased by almost ten times since I hired you last time"
"Yeah I got some new Employees so I had to adjust"
"Do you really need 6 People to find out if my husband cheats on me"
"No of course not. I also need the robot dog"
" So uhh I noticed your cost has increased by almost ten times since I hired you last time"
"Yeah I got some new Employees so I had to adjust"
"Do you really need 6 People to find out if my husband cheats on me"
"No of course not. I also need the robot dog"
January 5, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I can just imagine in some random quest.
" So uhh I noticed your cost has increased by almost ten times since I hired you last time"
"Yeah I got some new Employees so I had to adjust"
"Do you really need 6 People to find out if my husband cheats on me"
"No of course not. I also need the robot dog"
" So uhh I noticed your cost has increased by almost ten times since I hired you last time"
"Yeah I got some new Employees so I had to adjust"
"Do you really need 6 People to find out if my husband cheats on me"
"No of course not. I also need the robot dog"
While you likely associate buttermilk with breakfast, there's a hot dog stand in New Jersey that's served it up with hot dogs for decades.
Hot Dog Lovers Guzzle Cold Buttermilk At This Beloved Old-School New Jersey Joint - Tasting Table
www.tastingtable.com
January 5, 2026 at 9:06 PM
While you likely associate buttermilk with breakfast, there's a hot dog stand in New Jersey that's served it up with hot dogs for decades.
NEED THAT DOG MAN 👏
January 5, 2026 at 9:02 PM
NEED THAT DOG MAN 👏
Now here's a dog that knows how to take the angles.
January 5, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Now here's a dog that knows how to take the angles.
Explaining to my friends that this post isn't in response to something a political leader has done, but is about someone making an Animal Crossing mod where Isabelle the dog has big tits and a thicc ass
Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.
January 5, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Explaining to my friends that this post isn't in response to something a political leader has done, but is about someone making an Animal Crossing mod where Isabelle the dog has big tits and a thicc ass
This year has been horrible and wonderful, met the love of my life, my dog died from cancer, post fire that razed my town. Lost my car, panic attacks, it’s been horrible.if you can help or share that’d be awesome
gofund.me/6f0d4d786
gofund.me/6f0d4d786
Donate to Help Matt replace tools burned in Eaton fire., organized by Matt O'Brien
As a member of the Altadena community for over a decade, I’m absolutely dev… Matt O'Brien needs your support for Help Matt replace tools burned in Eaton fire.
gofund.me
January 5, 2026 at 9:03 PM
This year has been horrible and wonderful, met the love of my life, my dog died from cancer, post fire that razed my town. Lost my car, panic attacks, it’s been horrible.if you can help or share that’d be awesome
gofund.me/6f0d4d786
gofund.me/6f0d4d786
You gotta make soup AND go out to eat soup, you need to wear scarves/gloves/hats crocheted by loved ones, you gotta get matching sweaters with your dog, you gotta hang out on a cold beach & reflect on your life thus far
January 5, 2026 at 9:01 PM
You gotta make soup AND go out to eat soup, you need to wear scarves/gloves/hats crocheted by loved ones, you gotta get matching sweaters with your dog, you gotta hang out on a cold beach & reflect on your life thus far
I currently have 23 animals, though only one 😺
Every one of them, from the dog who outweighs me to the tiny sparrow gives me more love, affection, and joy than any of my exes ever did. Even the koi are better for me.
My ducks give me more happiness.
Schlepping food is a small price to pay for that
Every one of them, from the dog who outweighs me to the tiny sparrow gives me more love, affection, and joy than any of my exes ever did. Even the koi are better for me.
My ducks give me more happiness.
Schlepping food is a small price to pay for that
January 5, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I currently have 23 animals, though only one 😺
Every one of them, from the dog who outweighs me to the tiny sparrow gives me more love, affection, and joy than any of my exes ever did. Even the koi are better for me.
My ducks give me more happiness.
Schlepping food is a small price to pay for that
Every one of them, from the dog who outweighs me to the tiny sparrow gives me more love, affection, and joy than any of my exes ever did. Even the koi are better for me.
My ducks give me more happiness.
Schlepping food is a small price to pay for that
Omg. It‘s the dog ate my homework excuse. I still haven’t seen the media cover it:
bsky.app/profile/chri...
bsky.app/profile/chri...
A reminder that, in the midst of everything else, the Trump administration is an incredible combination of entitlement and sloppiness.
DOJ: "We were too busy invading Venezuela to address your court order, Chief Judge Boasberg."
Boasberg: "You didn't even follow the rules in filing this request."
DOJ: "We were too busy invading Venezuela to address your court order, Chief Judge Boasberg."
Boasberg: "You didn't even follow the rules in filing this request."
January 5, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Omg. It‘s the dog ate my homework excuse. I still haven’t seen the media cover it:
bsky.app/profile/chri...
bsky.app/profile/chri...
Having a high-key concern about our diabetic dog. Over the course of a month he's spiked to needing 30% more insulin to stay stable in his normal range, and twice now he's crashed to dangerous blood sugar levels for no damn reason I can discern.
We do not have the finances for a big vet bill. 🙃
We do not have the finances for a big vet bill. 🙃
January 5, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Having a high-key concern about our diabetic dog. Over the course of a month he's spiked to needing 30% more insulin to stay stable in his normal range, and twice now he's crashed to dangerous blood sugar levels for no damn reason I can discern.
We do not have the finances for a big vet bill. 🙃
We do not have the finances for a big vet bill. 🙃
80% of Venezuelan crude exports were going to China.
Now that the USA is squeezing China out of the Venezuelan oil market, Russia has more price leverage in its oil exports to China and more leverage over trade with China in general.
Trump's kidnapping of Maduro benefits Russia overall.
Now that the USA is squeezing China out of the Venezuelan oil market, Russia has more price leverage in its oil exports to China and more leverage over trade with China in general.
Trump's kidnapping of Maduro benefits Russia overall.
January 5, 2026 at 9:00 PM
It has been so cold recently where I live recently, we had snow, which is awesome normally, except for the fact that my dog has decided he wants to be a snowplough every time he goes out in it.
Anyway this is Clyde "The Snowplough".
Anyway this is Clyde "The Snowplough".
January 5, 2026 at 8:59 PM
It has been so cold recently where I live recently, we had snow, which is awesome normally, except for the fact that my dog has decided he wants to be a snowplough every time he goes out in it.
Anyway this is Clyde "The Snowplough".
Anyway this is Clyde "The Snowplough".
cat girls are elegant and precise creatures, dog girls are goofy and loud. i love both
January 5, 2026 at 8:59 PM
cat girls are elegant and precise creatures, dog girls are goofy and loud. i love both
I weigh in on the prospects for digital ID in Canada, and share my incredible hot dog-fried rice recipe, in the @cba-news.bsky.social's National magazine. www.nationalmagazine.ca/en-ca/articl...
Not coming to you online anytime soon
As other jurisdictions race ahead on digital IDs, some say Canada is moving backwards
www.nationalmagazine.ca
January 5, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I weigh in on the prospects for digital ID in Canada, and share my incredible hot dog-fried rice recipe, in the @cba-news.bsky.social's National magazine. www.nationalmagazine.ca/en-ca/articl...
idk man, the outrage she got from the ghosts of yotei comparison feels kind of hit dog holler-y to me
January 5, 2026 at 8:58 PM
idk man, the outrage she got from the ghosts of yotei comparison feels kind of hit dog holler-y to me
I can't listen to his vapid voice. He looks like a rabid dog trying to cow puppies. I'm surprised he didn't flash his Nazi tattoo.
How much longer before our military realizes it's been taking illegal and extremely dangerous orders from Kegbreath and Donald, & goes in & deposes them?
How much longer before our military realizes it's been taking illegal and extremely dangerous orders from Kegbreath and Donald, & goes in & deposes them?
January 5, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I can't listen to his vapid voice. He looks like a rabid dog trying to cow puppies. I'm surprised he didn't flash his Nazi tattoo.
How much longer before our military realizes it's been taking illegal and extremely dangerous orders from Kegbreath and Donald, & goes in & deposes them?
How much longer before our military realizes it's been taking illegal and extremely dangerous orders from Kegbreath and Donald, & goes in & deposes them?
the Jets should draft that dog
January 5, 2026 at 8:57 PM
the Jets should draft that dog
Ooh I will trade dog facts here because I have two that are similar to yours!
January 5, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Ooh I will trade dog facts here because I have two that are similar to yours!