Imaginary Internet Guy
@internetguy.bsky.social
Brain rot spillover from a nice guy on the internet.
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Have you ever once seen the New York Times quote Trump like this?
February 16, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Have you ever once seen the New York Times quote Trump like this?
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Unionize Nuremberg 2
U.S. Gains Almost No Jobs In 2025 https://theonion.com/u-s-gains-almost-no-jobs-in-2025/
February 13, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Unionize Nuremberg 2
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The lesson from the Luddites wasn't to destroy technology (not their actual goal) but rather that the gains from technological advances should be more evenly distributed.
What I mean by "hype being true" is that the models actually *are* able to replace millions of workers - which is the core economic promise that tech oligarchs are making.
I understand why people are exhausted by AI hype, and why those of us squarely in the corner of "human dignity uber alles" see AI doomerism as self-serving hype, but I *really* think people on the left broadly need to start thinking seriously about the possibiltiy of the hype being...true.
February 11, 2026 at 6:28 PM
The lesson from the Luddites wasn't to destroy technology (not their actual goal) but rather that the gains from technological advances should be more evenly distributed.
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having your city noticed by the president is now a natural disaster on par with a hurricane or major flood
February 11, 2026 at 2:12 PM
having your city noticed by the president is now a natural disaster on par with a hurricane or major flood
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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"Nearly two years after 3,200 autoworkers won their union with the United Auto Workers at Volkswagen’s Chattanooga plant, they have finally reached a tentative agreement for their first union contract."
www.peoplesworld.org/article/uaw-...
www.peoplesworld.org/article/uaw-...
UAW breaks through anti-union shield in the South
CHATTANOOGA, Tenn.—Nearly two years after 3,200 autoworkers won their union with the United Auto Workers at Volkswagen's Chattanooga plant, they have finally reached a tentative agreement for their fi...
www.peoplesworld.org
February 9, 2026 at 8:19 PM
"Nearly two years after 3,200 autoworkers won their union with the United Auto Workers at Volkswagen’s Chattanooga plant, they have finally reached a tentative agreement for their first union contract."
www.peoplesworld.org/article/uaw-...
www.peoplesworld.org/article/uaw-...
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Having ruined everything I set out to ruin, I have decided to step back and spend more time with my money
WASHINGTON (AP) — Washington Post publisher Will Lewis says he's stepping down, days after the Post cut a third of its staff.
February 8, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Having ruined everything I set out to ruin, I have decided to step back and spend more time with my money
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#SuperBowlSunday, checking labels like we check each other. #UnionMade, ALWAYS! Check out these goodies courtesy of @labor411.bsky.social.
#1u #BuyUnion #superbowl
#1u #BuyUnion #superbowl
February 6, 2026 at 11:00 AM
#SuperBowlSunday, checking labels like we check each other. #UnionMade, ALWAYS! Check out these goodies courtesy of @labor411.bsky.social.
#1u #BuyUnion #superbowl
#1u #BuyUnion #superbowl
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Guys who always tell women they "might change their mind" on having kids are the same guys who place all the parental responsibilities on their partners
February 4, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Guys who always tell women they "might change their mind" on having kids are the same guys who place all the parental responsibilities on their partners
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i met this guy on Saturday. he was engaged in the devious business of walking a kid who'd just been maced back to his apartment and washing out their eyes.
🚨 Documents leaked to me reveal a federal watchlist of American protesters suspected of being Antifa - including its supposed leader.
One Department of Homeland Security document says a 29-year-old resident of Portland "is the leader of Antifa":
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...
One Department of Homeland Security document says a 29-year-old resident of Portland "is the leader of Antifa":
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...
Feds Identify “Leader of Antifa”
The list they're creating says so, anyway
www.kenklippenstein.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:11 AM
i met this guy on Saturday. he was engaged in the devious business of walking a kid who'd just been maced back to his apartment and washing out their eyes.
If we want to save the country we're gonna have to extend a lot of grace to a lot of people who absolutely don't deserve it.
February 3, 2026 at 12:16 AM
If we want to save the country we're gonna have to extend a lot of grace to a lot of people who absolutely don't deserve it.
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this is bullshit i was suppose to be living happily ever after by now
February 2, 2026 at 6:37 PM
this is bullshit i was suppose to be living happily ever after by now
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CHOTINER: Have you ever seen a petard in person?
INTERVIEWEE: No, I haven't
CHOTINER: *reaches into bag on table*
INTERVIEWEE: No, I haven't
CHOTINER: *reaches into bag on table*
CHOTINER: That's very interesting. It reminds me of this rope I have here. The rope is tied into a noose. Would you like to try it on? It might look good on you.
INTERVIEWEE: yes, I think that would suit me very well. Let me see how it fits around my neck.
INTERVIEWEE: yes, I think that would suit me very well. Let me see how it fits around my neck.
February 2, 2026 at 6:38 PM
CHOTINER: Have you ever seen a petard in person?
INTERVIEWEE: No, I haven't
CHOTINER: *reaches into bag on table*
INTERVIEWEE: No, I haven't
CHOTINER: *reaches into bag on table*
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A group of people, appointed by Presidents who lost the popular vote and confirmed by Senators representing a minority of Americans are unhappy that their ideas are so unpopular and are reverting to secrecy. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/02/u...
How the Supreme Court Secretly Made Itself Even More Secretive
www.nytimes.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:41 PM
A group of people, appointed by Presidents who lost the popular vote and confirmed by Senators representing a minority of Americans are unhappy that their ideas are so unpopular and are reverting to secrecy. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/02/u...
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Whenever you see a story about how liberals aren't making their conservative peers feel welcome enough, this is who they're talking about.
University of Illinois college republicans advocate for executing protesters as “traitors” with art that takes a disturbing killing and makes it even more extreme.
dailyillini.com/news-stories...
dailyillini.com/news-stories...
‘Fell the enemies:’ Illini Republicans support ICE amid killings - The Daily Illini
In a post that included a graphic of a presumed officer holding a gun to someone's head, Illini Republicans stated that they “stand with ICE."
dailyillini.com
February 2, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Whenever you see a story about how liberals aren't making their conservative peers feel welcome enough, this is who they're talking about.
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TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN OP-ED: In our society we have too often accepted the heckler’s veto, allowing the perfect to be the enemy of the good and making the refusal to forgive our highest virtue
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend
February 2, 2026 at 2:42 AM
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN OP-ED: In our society we have too often accepted the heckler’s veto, allowing the perfect to be the enemy of the good and making the refusal to forgive our highest virtue
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend
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They get mad over on twitter about following federal law, in this case 8 U.S.C. § 1158
February 1, 2026 at 6:21 PM
They get mad over on twitter about following federal law, in this case 8 U.S.C. § 1158
I'm not a fan of this. Weirdly I think Roan's underwear clashing with the rest of the aesthetic is what bugs me the most.
February 2, 2026 at 3:11 AM
I'm not a fan of this. Weirdly I think Roan's underwear clashing with the rest of the aesthetic is what bugs me the most.
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if you’re tear gassing little kids you lose your job, you get arrested, tried, and jailed
simply no other option in a civilized society, these goons must face consequences
simply no other option in a civilized society, these goons must face consequences
February 1, 2026 at 3:17 AM
if you’re tear gassing little kids you lose your job, you get arrested, tried, and jailed
simply no other option in a civilized society, these goons must face consequences
simply no other option in a civilized society, these goons must face consequences
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I just got tear gassed along with thousands of union members, many of whom had their families with them. Federal agents at the ICE facility tear gassed children. We must abolish ICE, DHS, and we must have prosecutions. I expect to see enforcement of our city code prohibiting the use of tear gas.
February 1, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I just got tear gassed along with thousands of union members, many of whom had their families with them. Federal agents at the ICE facility tear gassed children. We must abolish ICE, DHS, and we must have prosecutions. I expect to see enforcement of our city code prohibiting the use of tear gas.
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News media stop calling them law enforcement challenge.
January 31, 2026 at 9:20 PM
News media stop calling them law enforcement challenge.
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Just a fundamentally evil, malevolent person. Rotten to the very core.
January 30, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Just a fundamentally evil, malevolent person. Rotten to the very core.
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The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it
January 31, 2026 at 9:20 AM
The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it