Imaginary Internet Guy
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Imaginary Internet Guy
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Brain rot spillover from a nice guy on the internet.
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“Bari Weiss hysteria” yes this is the thing about the overseas torture camp that the Atlantic would like you to be upset about
December 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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there is one and only one political strategy, and that is: “hang trump like an anchor around the neck of every single elected republican and the party itself.” no ‘friends across the aisle.’ no ‘the fever will break.’ anyone not on board with that has to go. no exceptions
December 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
This is the most concerned I've ever been about Zoran. If he can manage not to cry while that wonderful man said those wonderful things, then he has enough emotional control to have lied about everything.

Beautiful video. Do click.
December 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Beautiful
December 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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which is easier: passing legislation with a simple majority or assembling the 67 Senate votes necessary to remove a justice? bsky.app/profile/wood...
Wouldn't it be easier just to impeach a few?
December 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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67 Senators could remove RFK Jr. today but there aren’t 67 Senators who care about Americans’ lives, health, or wellbeing. Babies will die. Our leaders hate us.
December 20, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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i wish it were more satisfying to watch Ben Shapiro get eaten alive by the monsters he made his bed with, but unfortunately we have to live with the fuckers too.
1. “F*ck you Ben Shapiro and the midget horse you rode in on.”

Candace Owens, responding to Ben Shapiro’s speech at Turning Point USA, mainlines unquestionable Neo-Nazi propaganda, including dangerous Talmudic conspiracies.
December 20, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Unsurprisingly, evil dipshits conflating Israel and Judaism has led to a huge increase in antisemitism. If only the kids understood that mass murder, starvation, and the assassination of children was a good thing.
December 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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The whole Puka Nacua situation is indicative of media toxicity in which young guys swim every day. Why is there a massively popular antisemitic Twitch streamer? Why does that exist?
December 18, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Wake up sweetie, new defense of creedal nationalism just dropped (seriously, what a fucking hero)
Ahmed al Ahmed, the man who tackled one of the Bondi killers, became an Australian citizen 3 years ago.

His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship."

He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm.

www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...
December 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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This column on Vox is the biggest pile of steaming AI crap I've seen this year. Human's aren't running out of ideas. Instead, those with power and money don't want to listen to ideas that threaten their power and money.

Ideas are plentiful. Putting those ideas into action is the hard part.
We’re running out of good ideas. AI might be how we find new ones.
What if the best use of AI is restarting the world’s idea machine?
www.vox.com
December 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
This is FASCINATING! Who paid for this? Why? What's the message? Andy Serkis?

Buying advanced tickets now.
First trailer for Andy Serkis’ ‘ANIMAL FARM’ has dropped.

In theaters May 1.

#AnimalFarm #AndySerkis
December 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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It's fitting that the cover on AI mindlessly apes an earlier creation and also displaces workers while elevating Silicon Valley plutocrats.
December 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Feels like the US has spent the last 5+ years on the verge of some kind of secular moral revival that keeps getting channeled into weirdo lifestyle puritanism
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
December 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Having $800M in your investment account vs $400M doesn't change your life at all, but having a labor market where your underlings are desperate to cling to jobs vs one where they can walk across the street and get a better offer makes a huge difference in the day to day reality of the very wealthy
December 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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As a climate scientist, the most charitable thing I can say is that this guy's a fucking moron.
Trump: "Remember -- global warming! And then the temperature started going down like a rock. Remember? Remember?"
December 10, 2025 at 5:56 AM
The Billionaires that would put your kids in chains have class solidarity. Do you?
NEW: "Striking baristas are not merely up against the executives of a coffee store behemoth, but a broader constellation of corporate power fully networked into Starbucks’s top leadership."

On the corporate interlocks + alliances at the heights of SBUX's management + governance.

For @truthout.org.
Why Walmart Wants to See the Starbucks Barista Strike Fail
Corporations far beyond Starbucks want to keep baristas out of unions.
truthout.org
December 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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the first podcast i ever listened to was Penn Jillette's, back in 2006. I'd download four or five episodes and listen to them at work digging holes all day. I liked it a lot and was kind of bummed about his "whole deal" when I got older, so this is nice to see
Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
December 8, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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Kinda how I felt when South Park went woke a few months ago. A little too late for a show that perpetuated and promoted total nihilism for entire generations of young Americans.
Resistance libs welcomed South Park into the anti-Trump fold with open arms. Our founder Evan Urquhart was a bit less joyous to see the anti-woke edgelords of South Park recognize, at last, the dreadful pandora's box that widespread anti-wokeness opened up.

www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
South Park Mourns the Death of Woke — Assigned
An adult cartoon that reveled in the anti-woke backlash reckons with its impact.
www.assignedmedia.org
December 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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I think Matthew Lillard could win in a fight against Quentin Tarantino easily
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Scream and Five Nights at Freddy's star Matthew Lillard has admitted it "it f***ing sucks" to be on the receiving end of an insult from Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill director Quentin Tarantino. https://bit.ly/3KD9PnN
December 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Should I run for Nancy Pelosi's seat in Congress?

Here's my platform:

1. Donald Trump: Impeach, convict, remove
2. Elon Musk: Indict, convict, jail
3. Mark Zuckerberg: Indict, convict, jail

I have other ideas as well. But let's start there.
December 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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growing problem for the dems is that their voters want progressive candidates but the party leadership generally doesn't. so there's no structure to identify and vet good progressive candidates until it's too late.
The noisiest Dem primary so far is probably Maine Senate, and here for instance I think it’s useful to see that despite all the bad publicity Platner still appears to be the favorite:
December 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM