Also money doesn’t matter- there are no Gazillionaire bribery mafia rapey murdery regimes
January 6, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Also money doesn’t matter- there are no Gazillionaire bribery mafia rapey murdery regimes
This just occurred to me & I'm sure others have thought it before me but do you think non-gazillionaire Republican voters suffer from Stockholm Syndrome? For me, I feel like a lightbulb went on in my head. We can't fix a problem until we understand what it is. Maybe this is what we're dealing with
January 4, 2026 at 9:57 PM
This just occurred to me & I'm sure others have thought it before me but do you think non-gazillionaire Republican voters suffer from Stockholm Syndrome? For me, I feel like a lightbulb went on in my head. We can't fix a problem until we understand what it is. Maybe this is what we're dealing with
If our government drops all social subsidies, the gazillionaire bosses should be forced to pay salaries commensurate with the jobs they provide.
Paying peanuts can’t cover today’s living expenses.
Time to FORCE across the board pay hikes or guys like Bezos should go to jail for profiteering.
Paying peanuts can’t cover today’s living expenses.
Time to FORCE across the board pay hikes or guys like Bezos should go to jail for profiteering.
January 4, 2026 at 2:38 AM
If our government drops all social subsidies, the gazillionaire bosses should be forced to pay salaries commensurate with the jobs they provide.
Paying peanuts can’t cover today’s living expenses.
Time to FORCE across the board pay hikes or guys like Bezos should go to jail for profiteering.
Paying peanuts can’t cover today’s living expenses.
Time to FORCE across the board pay hikes or guys like Bezos should go to jail for profiteering.
Feeding hungry kids costs too much but Peepaw Trump's gonna spend spend spend to get his gazillionaire donors access to Venezuela's resources, you bet.
January 3, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Feeding hungry kids costs too much but Peepaw Trump's gonna spend spend spend to get his gazillionaire donors access to Venezuela's resources, you bet.
see cletus mccletus just KNOWS that his dirt-sorting machine is gonna make him a gazillionaire and he’ll be DAMNED if he’s gonna let them demmycrats get their mitts on his imaginary millions
January 3, 2026 at 5:35 AM
see cletus mccletus just KNOWS that his dirt-sorting machine is gonna make him a gazillionaire and he’ll be DAMNED if he’s gonna let them demmycrats get their mitts on his imaginary millions
interested to see how fast cbs, paramount, and all the other respectable businesses our gazillionaire tech wankers are buying take to fail onto oblivion to be recalled only in history books.
January 3, 2026 at 2:22 AM
interested to see how fast cbs, paramount, and all the other respectable businesses our gazillionaire tech wankers are buying take to fail onto oblivion to be recalled only in history books.
I got put in detention for saying what I wished a certain Boer gazillionaire dipshit should do to himself recently, but honestly........
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January 2, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I got put in detention for saying what I wished a certain Boer gazillionaire dipshit should do to himself recently, but honestly........
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Just a regular beanie, but TELL them it blocks all of those things. Become a gazillionaire.
January 1, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Just a regular beanie, but TELL them it blocks all of those things. Become a gazillionaire.
Wearing out the trillionaires cuz am a gazillionaire
January 1, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Wearing out the trillionaires cuz am a gazillionaire
It's not so much that Mark said so as that President Fat Bastard hates the idea of being perceived as anything less than a gazillionaire sex machine god king.
Which he isn't.
Not in this life, or any other not readily accessible by hallucinogens.
Which he isn't.
Not in this life, or any other not readily accessible by hallucinogens.
A malignant narcissist is incapable of withstanding ridicule, so please share this as widely as possible.
Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫
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Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫
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Somebody Needs to Tell Trump Everybody Is Laughing at Him
His worst fear has already come true.
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December 31, 2025 at 10:56 PM
It's not so much that Mark said so as that President Fat Bastard hates the idea of being perceived as anything less than a gazillionaire sex machine god king.
Which he isn't.
Not in this life, or any other not readily accessible by hallucinogens.
Which he isn't.
Not in this life, or any other not readily accessible by hallucinogens.
When you give all your industries to your gazillionaire buddies, they have no incentive to maintain old things or build new things.
I tend to doubt the missiles would actually fire.
I tend to doubt the missiles would actually fire.
December 31, 2025 at 6:28 PM
When you give all your industries to your gazillionaire buddies, they have no incentive to maintain old things or build new things.
I tend to doubt the missiles would actually fire.
I tend to doubt the missiles would actually fire.
Nice thought, but we Americans must be the ones who liberate ourselves from the GOP's Trumptatorship & the mindset that made it possible: Religiou$ & ideological fanatics united by rightwing gazillionaire funding. Freedom is easier to keep than to recover once lost.
Avoid America's mistake.
Avoid America's mistake.
December 31, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Nice thought, but we Americans must be the ones who liberate ourselves from the GOP's Trumptatorship & the mindset that made it possible: Religiou$ & ideological fanatics united by rightwing gazillionaire funding. Freedom is easier to keep than to recover once lost.
Avoid America's mistake.
Avoid America's mistake.
ive heard this kinda thing takes months, ill report back when im a gazillionaire
December 31, 2025 at 7:45 AM
ive heard this kinda thing takes months, ill report back when im a gazillionaire
Gazillionaire.
December 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Gazillionaire.
There’s got to be a market for a developer to build an app (and business) but not with the idea of floating it and being a gazillionaire…
December 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
There’s got to be a market for a developer to build an app (and business) but not with the idea of floating it and being a gazillionaire…
If I had a dollar for everything Mike Johnson doesn't know I would be a gazillionaire.
December 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
If I had a dollar for everything Mike Johnson doesn't know I would be a gazillionaire.
Not that I'm a 401(k) gazillionaire, but when Trump took office I moved my investments to an International Equity Fund on the theory that his tariff moves would devalue the dollar. So my pitiful retirement fund got an extra 10% boost on top of normal growth from the dollar's drop in value...
December 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Not that I'm a 401(k) gazillionaire, but when Trump took office I moved my investments to an International Equity Fund on the theory that his tariff moves would devalue the dollar. So my pitiful retirement fund got an extra 10% boost on top of normal growth from the dollar's drop in value...
Once me and my brother complete our indie dream game we been fantasizing about with 0 action i will become a gazillionaire just you wait
December 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Once me and my brother complete our indie dream game we been fantasizing about with 0 action i will become a gazillionaire just you wait
DOGE was DIRTY -- IT DID EXACTLY WHAT THE DUMPSTER & His Disgusting Gazillionaire Buddy had planned for it to do -- RIP OFF AMERICA -- BIG TIME‼️
December 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
DOGE was DIRTY -- IT DID EXACTLY WHAT THE DUMPSTER & His Disgusting Gazillionaire Buddy had planned for it to do -- RIP OFF AMERICA -- BIG TIME‼️
Says the gazillionaire.
Kelly Loeffler: "I don't think small business owners have ever been so excited to pay their taxes thanks to President Trump."
December 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Says the gazillionaire.
Besides, everything Klein has written for the last half-decade makes it clear he's happy to get stoned with gazillionaire Silicon Valley techbros and absorb their viewpoint just for the thrill of it, doesn't take a five-figure speaking fee.
December 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Besides, everything Klein has written for the last half-decade makes it clear he's happy to get stoned with gazillionaire Silicon Valley techbros and absorb their viewpoint just for the thrill of it, doesn't take a five-figure speaking fee.
I order one of my meds from Canada because they’re only available at compounding pharmacies and are crazy expensive.
My last order had a 35% tariff. But still far less expensive than getting them here.
What a mess he’s making for everyone, unless you’re a gazillionaire.
My last order had a 35% tariff. But still far less expensive than getting them here.
What a mess he’s making for everyone, unless you’re a gazillionaire.
December 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I order one of my meds from Canada because they’re only available at compounding pharmacies and are crazy expensive.
My last order had a 35% tariff. But still far less expensive than getting them here.
What a mess he’s making for everyone, unless you’re a gazillionaire.
My last order had a 35% tariff. But still far less expensive than getting them here.
What a mess he’s making for everyone, unless you’re a gazillionaire.
This is what oligarchy looks like.
Public "servants" looting the government/funneling taxpayer dollars to themselves so they can emulate the lifestyle of their gazillionaire role models and masters.
Public "servants" looting the government/funneling taxpayer dollars to themselves so they can emulate the lifestyle of their gazillionaire role models and masters.
271,000 people have lost their jobs and federal spending has ctually increased. So people get less services, while we added debt paying for private jets for Kristi Noem, bulletproof cars for Kash Patel. This is what the rust belt voters demanded.
December 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
This is what oligarchy looks like.
Public "servants" looting the government/funneling taxpayer dollars to themselves so they can emulate the lifestyle of their gazillionaire role models and masters.
Public "servants" looting the government/funneling taxpayer dollars to themselves so they can emulate the lifestyle of their gazillionaire role models and masters.
How rich am I?
I have 4 cups of meyer lemon curd in the fridge, and enough more meyer lemons to make about 3 more batches! I'm a gazillionaire! In the important ways.
And I discovered how easy it is to make mini pavlovas as vehicles for this golden crack-curd.
I have 4 cups of meyer lemon curd in the fridge, and enough more meyer lemons to make about 3 more batches! I'm a gazillionaire! In the important ways.
And I discovered how easy it is to make mini pavlovas as vehicles for this golden crack-curd.
December 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
How rich am I?
I have 4 cups of meyer lemon curd in the fridge, and enough more meyer lemons to make about 3 more batches! I'm a gazillionaire! In the important ways.
And I discovered how easy it is to make mini pavlovas as vehicles for this golden crack-curd.
I have 4 cups of meyer lemon curd in the fridge, and enough more meyer lemons to make about 3 more batches! I'm a gazillionaire! In the important ways.
And I discovered how easy it is to make mini pavlovas as vehicles for this golden crack-curd.