Sexy Dr posts about why people keep coming to the ER tonight.
And then me. Belted champion of bad pickup lines.
“Um sir. Which ER exactly? I’m missing something next to my heart.
The warm touch of your gentle hands.”
🤮 🤮😂😂😂😍😍😍😘😘😘🤗🤗
I miss using pickup lines.
And then me. Belted champion of bad pickup lines.
“Um sir. Which ER exactly? I’m missing something next to my heart.
The warm touch of your gentle hands.”
🤮 🤮😂😂😂😍😍😍😘😘😘🤗🤗
I miss using pickup lines.
February 15, 2026 at 8:32 AM
Sexy Dr posts about why people keep coming to the ER tonight.
And then me. Belted champion of bad pickup lines.
“Um sir. Which ER exactly? I’m missing something next to my heart.
The warm touch of your gentle hands.”
🤮 🤮😂😂😂😍😍😍😘😘😘🤗🤗
I miss using pickup lines.
And then me. Belted champion of bad pickup lines.
“Um sir. Which ER exactly? I’m missing something next to my heart.
The warm touch of your gentle hands.”
🤮 🤮😂😂😂😍😍😍😘😘😘🤗🤗
I miss using pickup lines.
Even with having my hands full today, I managed to get a few posts up for my sites, one being a very wet video btw🤭 and even put on a little baking show for my snap folks🤗 I think today was a success in my opinion.
Go me🤗
Go me🤗
February 16, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Even with having my hands full today, I managed to get a few posts up for my sites, one being a very wet video btw🤭 and even put on a little baking show for my snap folks🤗 I think today was a success in my opinion.
Go me🤗
Go me🤗
I have to make this pun every year, at this time 💛
Here are your options for the 'Bo:
1. 🤗 Hug
2. 💋 Gently kiss on head
3. 😳 "What a nice, feathery cushion to sit on~ 😈"
<33 Love yourself and treat yourself today! <33
Here are your options for the 'Bo:
1. 🤗 Hug
2. 💋 Gently kiss on head
3. 😳 "What a nice, feathery cushion to sit on~ 😈"
<33 Love yourself and treat yourself today! <33
February 14, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I have to make this pun every year, at this time 💛
Here are your options for the 'Bo:
1. 🤗 Hug
2. 💋 Gently kiss on head
3. 😳 "What a nice, feathery cushion to sit on~ 😈"
<33 Love yourself and treat yourself today! <33
Here are your options for the 'Bo:
1. 🤗 Hug
2. 💋 Gently kiss on head
3. 😳 "What a nice, feathery cushion to sit on~ 😈"
<33 Love yourself and treat yourself today! <33
🤗 <— jazz hands
🫂 <— gentle caress of a hug
🫂 <— gentle caress of a hug
February 10, 2026 at 1:08 AM
🤗 <— jazz hands
🫂 <— gentle caress of a hug
🫂 <— gentle caress of a hug
hold up.
this emoji -> 🤗
is supposed to be a hug??
I thought it was jazz hands.
this emoji -> 🤗
is supposed to be a hug??
I thought it was jazz hands.
February 12, 2026 at 7:18 PM
hold up.
this emoji -> 🤗
is supposed to be a hug??
I thought it was jazz hands.
this emoji -> 🤗
is supposed to be a hug??
I thought it was jazz hands.
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February 13, 2026 at 11:28 AM
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Drow is bored. Drow can’t take his hands off Shadowheart. Drow is too much in love 🫠🤍
Thanks to Jens, I know drows like to give massages 🤗
#VirtualPhotography
#BG3
#VPGreenWednesday
Thanks to Jens, I know drows like to give massages 🤗
#VirtualPhotography
#BG3
#VPGreenWednesday
February 11, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Drow is bored. Drow can’t take his hands off Shadowheart. Drow is too much in love 🫠🤍
Thanks to Jens, I know drows like to give massages 🤗
#VirtualPhotography
#BG3
#VPGreenWednesday
Thanks to Jens, I know drows like to give massages 🤗
#VirtualPhotography
#BG3
#VPGreenWednesday
Smoke 'em while you got 'em....
the unsustainable luxuries of the Comfort Age will not last forever 🫠🤗
#Collapse #WIPsnips #gratitude
#never
the unsustainable luxuries of the Comfort Age will not last forever 🫠🤗
#Collapse #WIPsnips #gratitude
#never
February 15, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Smoke 'em while you got 'em....
the unsustainable luxuries of the Comfort Age will not last forever 🫠🤗
#Collapse #WIPsnips #gratitude
#never
the unsustainable luxuries of the Comfort Age will not last forever 🫠🤗
#Collapse #WIPsnips #gratitude
#never
The hands aren’t tiny enough.😉🤗
a person is typing on a laptop with a card that says like most of my supporters
ALT: a person is typing on a laptop with a card that says like most of my supporters
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:31 AM
The hands aren’t tiny enough.😉🤗
Sometimes you bite more than you can chew, but mama didn’t raise a quitter so you end up with your hands full 🧘🏻♂️🤗
February 8, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Sometimes you bite more than you can chew, but mama didn’t raise a quitter so you end up with your hands full 🧘🏻♂️🤗
hello! 🤗 i'm an indie game dev making mystery (& queer) games!! such as:
🥲 the story of a family and the cycle of violence
💔 a woman breaking up with her toxic bf?!
🔥 a guy taking care of a cat! (?)
💥 a family reunion gone wrong?!
#gamedev #art #indiegame
you can play them here on:
dmeow.itch.io
🥲 the story of a family and the cycle of violence
💔 a woman breaking up with her toxic bf?!
🔥 a guy taking care of a cat! (?)
💥 a family reunion gone wrong?!
#gamedev #art #indiegame
you can play them here on:
dmeow.itch.io
February 15, 2026 at 6:47 PM
hello! 🤗 i'm an indie game dev making mystery (& queer) games!! such as:
🥲 the story of a family and the cycle of violence
💔 a woman breaking up with her toxic bf?!
🔥 a guy taking care of a cat! (?)
💥 a family reunion gone wrong?!
#gamedev #art #indiegame
you can play them here on:
dmeow.itch.io
🥲 the story of a family and the cycle of violence
💔 a woman breaking up with her toxic bf?!
🔥 a guy taking care of a cat! (?)
💥 a family reunion gone wrong?!
#gamedev #art #indiegame
you can play them here on:
dmeow.itch.io
for amphoreus' sake so chrysos heirs and AE tries to stop him and at the end mydei kills him with his own hands this time unlike the other 33 million cycles. the end 🤗
February 6, 2026 at 3:04 PM
for amphoreus' sake so chrysos heirs and AE tries to stop him and at the end mydei kills him with his own hands this time unlike the other 33 million cycles. the end 🤗
William washed his hands and so did Charles, even though they are a bit weird I truly believe Charles has a good heart, he’s a staunch defender of Ukraine 🇺🇦🔥🤗
February 2, 2026 at 12:20 PM
William washed his hands and so did Charles, even though they are a bit weird I truly believe Charles has a good heart, he’s a staunch defender of Ukraine 🇺🇦🔥🤗
Please send hugs to Phil, Jan and pats for Margot. Phil is in great hands and paws, this family are the one good thing in that old place who I miss
🌻🤗🦴
🌻🤗🦴
February 1, 2026 at 10:07 AM
Please send hugs to Phil, Jan and pats for Margot. Phil is in great hands and paws, this family are the one good thing in that old place who I miss
🌻🤗🦴
🌻🤗🦴
📬 Got my bundle of the first ten issues of @debugmag.com in today 🤗
I’d previously sampled the first two issues and was utterly delighted with the ‘in my hands’ experience of a high quality magazine. So I swooped on a bundle to fill out my collection. Will give dupes away 📮
🎮 #VideoGames 🕹️
I’d previously sampled the first two issues and was utterly delighted with the ‘in my hands’ experience of a high quality magazine. So I swooped on a bundle to fill out my collection. Will give dupes away 📮
🎮 #VideoGames 🕹️
January 30, 2026 at 5:26 PM
📬 Got my bundle of the first ten issues of @debugmag.com in today 🤗
I’d previously sampled the first two issues and was utterly delighted with the ‘in my hands’ experience of a high quality magazine. So I swooped on a bundle to fill out my collection. Will give dupes away 📮
🎮 #VideoGames 🕹️
I’d previously sampled the first two issues and was utterly delighted with the ‘in my hands’ experience of a high quality magazine. So I swooped on a bundle to fill out my collection. Will give dupes away 📮
🎮 #VideoGames 🕹️
January 29, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Starting Cordelia’s Honor by Lois McMaster Bujold, loaned me by @octopodiformes.bsky.social. 🤗It combines Shards of Honor and Barrayar, promising me exciting space adventure and intrigue! What are you reading or looking forward to this #ThursdayBookChat? 📚💙
January 29, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Starting Cordelia’s Honor by Lois McMaster Bujold, loaned me by @octopodiformes.bsky.social. 🤗It combines Shards of Honor and Barrayar, promising me exciting space adventure and intrigue! What are you reading or looking forward to this #ThursdayBookChat? 📚💙
When I worked at the USDA, there was a secret list of anti-DEI banned words circulating in email including the word “female”. I confronted our Area Director with this during an all hands, and he denied this was happening.
It was happening, and it violates the law. I’m gone, but he’s still there. 🤗
It was happening, and it violates the law. I’m gone, but he’s still there. 🤗
Trump administration drops legal appeal over anti-DEI funding threat to schools and colleges. This leaves in place a federal judge's ruling that the anti-DEI effort violated the First Amendment and federal procedural rules. (Via AP) apnews.com/article/dei-... #ncpol #nced
Trump administration drops legal appeal over anti-DEI funding threat to schools and colleges
The Trump administration is dropping its appeal of a federal court ruling that blocked a campaign against diversity, equity, and inclusion threatening federal funding to the nation’s schools and colle...
apnews.com
January 26, 2026 at 8:18 PM
When I worked at the USDA, there was a secret list of anti-DEI banned words circulating in email including the word “female”. I confronted our Area Director with this during an all hands, and he denied this was happening.
It was happening, and it violates the law. I’m gone, but he’s still there. 🤗
It was happening, and it violates the law. I’m gone, but he’s still there. 🤗
Come warm your hands 🤗
January 26, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Come warm your hands 🤗
As terrible as everything is right now, can we all just take a moment to appreciate that for online hugging, we have the comforting-purple-embrace emoji 🫂 instead of the body-horror-jazz-hands 🤗 one?
January 26, 2026 at 2:32 PM
As terrible as everything is right now, can we all just take a moment to appreciate that for online hugging, we have the comforting-purple-embrace emoji 🫂 instead of the body-horror-jazz-hands 🤗 one?
Would drink deep and hungrily as my hands explored and worshipped the rest of you. Hopefully landing somewhere to make Momma feel bliss. 🐻🤗
January 23, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Would drink deep and hungrily as my hands explored and worshipped the rest of you. Hopefully landing somewhere to make Momma feel bliss. 🐻🤗
Happy Friday, Don! Thank you so much for including me is this wonderful pack! Have a relaxing weekend🙏🤗🦋☮️
January 23, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Happy Friday, Don! Thank you so much for including me is this wonderful pack! Have a relaxing weekend🙏🤗🦋☮️
Sora can't keep his hands off Hercules🤗
January 21, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Sora can't keep his hands off Hercules🤗
Sometimes I worry I wash my hands a little too often/compulsively, so today I decided to count how many times I do it, just in order to be more mindful of it, and so far it's fifty million times. 🤗
January 21, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Sometimes I worry I wash my hands a little too often/compulsively, so today I decided to count how many times I do it, just in order to be more mindful of it, and so far it's fifty million times. 🤗
His hands are so big. 🤗
January 21, 2026 at 2:33 AM
His hands are so big. 🤗