berek descobrindo que o isildur nao jogou o anel no buraco de fogo
"eu ti salvei pra isso?"
"eu ti salvei pra isso?"
February 5, 2026 at 12:16 AM
berek descobrindo que o isildur nao jogou o anel no buraco de fogo
"eu ti salvei pra isso?"
"eu ti salvei pra isso?"
Isildur claiming the ring for himself was *awful* because only Sauron could actually use the power of the ring.
This lines up quite well with liberals and establishment democrats' absolute refusal to use the icky tactics of the republican party to enact real, meaningful change for Americans.
This lines up quite well with liberals and establishment democrats' absolute refusal to use the icky tactics of the republican party to enact real, meaningful change for Americans.
February 4, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Isildur claiming the ring for himself was *awful* because only Sauron could actually use the power of the ring.
This lines up quite well with liberals and establishment democrats' absolute refusal to use the icky tactics of the republican party to enact real, meaningful change for Americans.
This lines up quite well with liberals and establishment democrats' absolute refusal to use the icky tactics of the republican party to enact real, meaningful change for Americans.
Saw a comment that was like "Zohran's Isildur at Mt. Doom moment," and if that isn't the most centrist lib bullshit I've ever heard. Fucking nerds.
Fucking nerds.
Fucking nerds.
February 4, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Saw a comment that was like "Zohran's Isildur at Mt. Doom moment," and if that isn't the most centrist lib bullshit I've ever heard. Fucking nerds.
Fucking nerds.
Fucking nerds.
Zohran’s Isildur at Mt. Doom moment
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani to endorse Gov. Kathy Hochul
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani to endorse Gov. Kathy Hochul
The endorsement, expected this week, gives Hochul a critical inroad with left-leaning voters.
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February 4, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Zohran’s Isildur at Mt. Doom moment
His lover Miriel screams in terror as her body are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Isildur goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop.
February 4, 2026 at 4:05 PM
His lover Miriel screams in terror as her body are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Isildur goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop.
I love that piece SO much, it’s up there with “Elendil and Isildur” as one of my favorites of the show.
February 4, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I love that piece SO much, it’s up there with “Elendil and Isildur” as one of my favorites of the show.
Aragorn son of Arathorn, called Elessar, the Elfstone, Dúnadan, the heir of Isildur Elendil's son of Gondor would be vehemently opposed to everything ICE represents and does.
Just saying.
Just saying.
February 4, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Aragorn son of Arathorn, called Elessar, the Elfstone, Dúnadan, the heir of Isildur Elendil's son of Gondor would be vehemently opposed to everything ICE represents and does.
Just saying.
Just saying.
Oh fuck Isildur is such a good metaphor for billionaires. This is 🔥
February 4, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Oh fuck Isildur is such a good metaphor for billionaires. This is 🔥
They may not know they are choosing evil, anymore than Isildur did (books not movies) when he kept the Ring, but the choice is still made.
It is impossible, literally, to be a billionaire without massive suffering and exploitation in your wake. It's the only way to be a billionaire.
It is impossible, literally, to be a billionaire without massive suffering and exploitation in your wake. It's the only way to be a billionaire.
February 3, 2026 at 8:23 PM
They may not know they are choosing evil, anymore than Isildur did (books not movies) when he kept the Ring, but the choice is still made.
It is impossible, literally, to be a billionaire without massive suffering and exploitation in your wake. It's the only way to be a billionaire.
It is impossible, literally, to be a billionaire without massive suffering and exploitation in your wake. It's the only way to be a billionaire.
The Fate of Isildur
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February 2, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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you are its keeper elrond but there is only one true heir of isildur and i am him
February 2, 2026 at 6:20 PM
you are its keeper elrond but there is only one true heir of isildur and i am him
Isildur arriving to Armenelos after s2:
February 2, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Isildur arriving to Armenelos after s2:
prologue: a much greater stature than a man, terrible to behold, etc.
Gollum *saw* him. Gollum says that his finger never regenerated after it was cut by Isildur: “There are four fingers on the Black Hand, but they are enough.”
Gollum *saw* him. Gollum says that his finger never regenerated after it was cut by Isildur: “There are four fingers on the Black Hand, but they are enough.”
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
prologue: a much greater stature than a man, terrible to behold, etc.
Gollum *saw* him. Gollum says that his finger never regenerated after it was cut by Isildur: “There are four fingers on the Black Hand, but they are enough.”
Gollum *saw* him. Gollum says that his finger never regenerated after it was cut by Isildur: “There are four fingers on the Black Hand, but they are enough.”
ISILDUR!
Throw it into the fire!
Throw it into the fire!
February 2, 2026 at 2:16 AM
ISILDUR!
Throw it into the fire!
Throw it into the fire!
Movie Aragorn famously someone who yearned to take up the mantle of his forefather Isildur
February 2, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Movie Aragorn famously someone who yearned to take up the mantle of his forefather Isildur
Movie Aragorn in particular is notably cynical about Isildur!
February 2, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Movie Aragorn in particular is notably cynical about Isildur!
I don't think he would've killed Isildur, no. He would've Been An Example at him until he behaved.
Maedhros would've been too busy trying to stop Celegorm and Curufin from doing something even more deadly stupid than simply taking the Ring.
Maedhros would've been too busy trying to stop Celegorm and Curufin from doing something even more deadly stupid than simply taking the Ring.
February 1, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I don't think he would've killed Isildur, no. He would've Been An Example at him until he behaved.
Maedhros would've been too busy trying to stop Celegorm and Curufin from doing something even more deadly stupid than simply taking the Ring.
Maedhros would've been too busy trying to stop Celegorm and Curufin from doing something even more deadly stupid than simply taking the Ring.
I'd bet if it had been Finrod, like hell would Isildur have taken the Ring and buggered off. Our Finrod does not die for the sake of idiots who make stupid life choices.
February 1, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I'd bet if it had been Finrod, like hell would Isildur have taken the Ring and buggered off. Our Finrod does not die for the sake of idiots who make stupid life choices.
Isildur probably thought a degree of imprecision would be more impressive.
Or else he didn't know.
Or else he didn't know.
February 1, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Isildur probably thought a degree of imprecision would be more impressive.
Or else he didn't know.
Or else he didn't know.
No, ya lo hemos justificado. Isildur tira por Combate con Armas con su Bonificación Ofensiva para cortar el dedo de la peineta pero tiene un Malus del carajo porque, sabes, está intentando golpear a un Maia. Así que falla y le corta el dedo de al lado que, oh casualidad, es el que lleva el Anillo.
January 31, 2026 at 6:58 PM
No, ya lo hemos justificado. Isildur tira por Combate con Armas con su Bonificación Ofensiva para cortar el dedo de la peineta pero tiene un Malus del carajo porque, sabes, está intentando golpear a un Maia. Así que falla y le corta el dedo de al lado que, oh casualidad, es el que lleva el Anillo.
Igual le estaba haciendo la peineta con el dedo medio pero Isildur falló la tirada de ataque y le cortó el dedo de al lado.
January 31, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Igual le estaba haciendo la peineta con el dedo medio pero Isildur falló la tirada de ataque y le cortó el dedo de al lado.
Isildur NO corta cuatro dedos de Sauron y lo vence.
Sauron ya había caído derrotado ante Gil-Galad y Elendil en la Guerra de la Última Alianza cuando Isildur toma la espada quebrada de su padre y corta el dedo de Sauron que porta el Anillo Único.
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Sauron ya había caído derrotado ante Gil-Galad y Elendil en la Guerra de la Última Alianza cuando Isildur toma la espada quebrada de su padre y corta el dedo de Sauron que porta el Anillo Único.
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January 31, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Isildur NO corta cuatro dedos de Sauron y lo vence.
Sauron ya había caído derrotado ante Gil-Galad y Elendil en la Guerra de la Última Alianza cuando Isildur toma la espada quebrada de su padre y corta el dedo de Sauron que porta el Anillo Único.
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Sauron ya había caído derrotado ante Gil-Galad y Elendil en la Guerra de la Última Alianza cuando Isildur toma la espada quebrada de su padre y corta el dedo de Sauron que porta el Anillo Único.
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