I need more paw artworks.
I also want a like... more personal artwork of Rey being lewd, maybe just vibing on the couch with his phone out, masturbatin'.
I also want a like... more personal artwork of Rey being lewd, maybe just vibing on the couch with his phone out, masturbatin'.
February 6, 2026 at 11:52 AM
I need more paw artworks.
I also want a like... more personal artwork of Rey being lewd, maybe just vibing on the couch with his phone out, masturbatin'.
I also want a like... more personal artwork of Rey being lewd, maybe just vibing on the couch with his phone out, masturbatin'.
Karma is fully paying back @clmazin.bsky.social for whatever punishment he suffered as roommate to creepy, masturbatin’ Ted Cruz.
February 6, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Karma is fully paying back @clmazin.bsky.social for whatever punishment he suffered as roommate to creepy, masturbatin’ Ted Cruz.
February 3, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Excuse me, but no room for such discretion in the law that he voted for.
Whether it’s a good idea or not, it is against the law.
I realize I sound like a cranky fart, but Masturbatin’ Mike has no legal basis for saving whomever.
Let them try to pass another law to amend it now.
POLITICAL EARTHQUAKE.
Whether it’s a good idea or not, it is against the law.
I realize I sound like a cranky fart, but Masturbatin’ Mike has no legal basis for saving whomever.
Let them try to pass another law to amend it now.
POLITICAL EARTHQUAKE.
February 2, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Excuse me, but no room for such discretion in the law that he voted for.
Whether it’s a good idea or not, it is against the law.
I realize I sound like a cranky fart, but Masturbatin’ Mike has no legal basis for saving whomever.
Let them try to pass another law to amend it now.
POLITICAL EARTHQUAKE.
Whether it’s a good idea or not, it is against the law.
I realize I sound like a cranky fart, but Masturbatin’ Mike has no legal basis for saving whomever.
Let them try to pass another law to amend it now.
POLITICAL EARTHQUAKE.
They’re not even Goebbels, they’re the nazi child masturbatin’ in the bathroom in Knives Out
January 13, 2026 at 2:36 AM
They’re not even Goebbels, they’re the nazi child masturbatin’ in the bathroom in Knives Out
Well, if you ever wondered what happened to the masturbatin' Nazi child from KNIVES OUT...
Hey CA!
Vet out candidates closely!! There are going to be a LOT of these wolves in sheep's clothing this year.
www.rawstory.com/california-r...
Vet out candidates closely!! There are going to be a LOT of these wolves in sheep's clothing this year.
www.rawstory.com/california-r...
Pro-Auschwitz Republican flips to Democrat in bid to win after California redistricting
A Republican candidate for governor in California will instead run for Congress as a Democrat despite floating Auschwitz, the infamous Nazi concentration camp, as an "unemployment plan."In paperwork f...
www.rawstory.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Well, if you ever wondered what happened to the masturbatin' Nazi child from KNIVES OUT...
man, i haven't jerked off in a few days. i kinda miss it...
oh well!
✨ain't got time for masturbatin' when yer busy animatin'✨
oh well!
✨ain't got time for masturbatin' when yer busy animatin'✨
January 12, 2026 at 3:57 AM
man, i haven't jerked off in a few days. i kinda miss it...
oh well!
✨ain't got time for masturbatin' when yer busy animatin'✨
oh well!
✨ain't got time for masturbatin' when yer busy animatin'✨
A female version of Masturbatin’ Mike Johnson.
January 8, 2026 at 1:52 PM
A female version of Masturbatin’ Mike Johnson.
2026 Film # 7
"What were the overheard words by the Nazi child masturbatin' in the bathroom?"
Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
#filmsky
#movies
#KnivesOut
"What were the overheard words by the Nazi child masturbatin' in the bathroom?"
Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
#filmsky
#movies
#KnivesOut
January 7, 2026 at 8:05 PM
2026 Film # 7
"What were the overheard words by the Nazi child masturbatin' in the bathroom?"
Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
#filmsky
#movies
#KnivesOut
"What were the overheard words by the Nazi child masturbatin' in the bathroom?"
Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
#filmsky
#movies
#KnivesOut
Happy new years we masturbatin
January 1, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Happy new years we masturbatin
masturbatin a man: jacking
masturbatin a woman: jilling
masturbatin a they/them: up the hilling
masturbatin a woman: jilling
masturbatin a they/them: up the hilling
December 31, 2025 at 7:38 PM
masturbatin a man: jacking
masturbatin a woman: jilling
masturbatin a they/them: up the hilling
masturbatin a woman: jilling
masturbatin a they/them: up the hilling
Why Dems should mount a major effort to defeat Masturbatin’ Mike Johnson in his home district:
-the cmpgn will raise to national attention all the rot and lying of Repubs
-he’s subject to endless mockery
-it’s in the state where Cassidy is running for re-election—-the vote that gave us RFKjr. The
-the cmpgn will raise to national attention all the rot and lying of Repubs
-he’s subject to endless mockery
-it’s in the state where Cassidy is running for re-election—-the vote that gave us RFKjr. The
December 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Why Dems should mount a major effort to defeat Masturbatin’ Mike Johnson in his home district:
-the cmpgn will raise to national attention all the rot and lying of Repubs
-he’s subject to endless mockery
-it’s in the state where Cassidy is running for re-election—-the vote that gave us RFKjr. The
-the cmpgn will raise to national attention all the rot and lying of Repubs
-he’s subject to endless mockery
-it’s in the state where Cassidy is running for re-election—-the vote that gave us RFKjr. The
Is it just me or am I the only one to get randomly like.. unhorny/bored where if you're in the middle of masturbatin with a toy (or hand if you dont have/use toys) and you just left it in/on? Totally me right now.(Tbh was a bit only with a migraine to see if it helps it sorta did?) When to take out?
December 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Is it just me or am I the only one to get randomly like.. unhorny/bored where if you're in the middle of masturbatin with a toy (or hand if you dont have/use toys) and you just left it in/on? Totally me right now.(Tbh was a bit only with a migraine to see if it helps it sorta did?) When to take out?
Repubs Admit, Again, they Accomplished Very Little
Dems, again, will not take adv of it.
Here’s what a competent opposition would do:
-create an invoice with total Repub salaries plus benefits
-present the invoice to Masturbatin’ Mike Johnson demanding that money be returned
-compare it to welfare
Dems, again, will not take adv of it.
Here’s what a competent opposition would do:
-create an invoice with total Repub salaries plus benefits
-present the invoice to Masturbatin’ Mike Johnson demanding that money be returned
-compare it to welfare
December 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Repubs Admit, Again, they Accomplished Very Little
Dems, again, will not take adv of it.
Here’s what a competent opposition would do:
-create an invoice with total Repub salaries plus benefits
-present the invoice to Masturbatin’ Mike Johnson demanding that money be returned
-compare it to welfare
Dems, again, will not take adv of it.
Here’s what a competent opposition would do:
-create an invoice with total Repub salaries plus benefits
-present the invoice to Masturbatin’ Mike Johnson demanding that money be returned
-compare it to welfare
new onlyfans spokesman: masturbatin’ manning.
December 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
new onlyfans spokesman: masturbatin’ manning.
Ear's a tale about this traitor.
Sniper wound healed up in 2 or 3 rallies and millions in merch.
His right hand has been condemned by the USDA.
That's his masturbatin' hand, too.
Whatever Dr Ronnie and Dr OZ put on the torn off ear,
his hook needs.
Peace
MBM
Sniper wound healed up in 2 or 3 rallies and millions in merch.
His right hand has been condemned by the USDA.
That's his masturbatin' hand, too.
Whatever Dr Ronnie and Dr OZ put on the torn off ear,
his hook needs.
Peace
MBM
December 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Ear's a tale about this traitor.
Sniper wound healed up in 2 or 3 rallies and millions in merch.
His right hand has been condemned by the USDA.
That's his masturbatin' hand, too.
Whatever Dr Ronnie and Dr OZ put on the torn off ear,
his hook needs.
Peace
MBM
Sniper wound healed up in 2 or 3 rallies and millions in merch.
His right hand has been condemned by the USDA.
That's his masturbatin' hand, too.
Whatever Dr Ronnie and Dr OZ put on the torn off ear,
his hook needs.
Peace
MBM
What were the overheard words by the Nazi child masturbatin' in the bathroom?
December 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
What were the overheard words by the Nazi child masturbatin' in the bathroom?
Perhaps I am naïve, but I have to admit I was astonished to see Masturbatin’ Mike diss on the entire concept of healthcare. Not govt healthcare. The concept.
He thinks it interrupts the pattern of life, and makes ppl think they shouldn’t die. Prayer (I suspect for health but only if god given) is
He thinks it interrupts the pattern of life, and makes ppl think they shouldn’t die. Prayer (I suspect for health but only if god given) is
December 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Perhaps I am naïve, but I have to admit I was astonished to see Masturbatin’ Mike diss on the entire concept of healthcare. Not govt healthcare. The concept.
He thinks it interrupts the pattern of life, and makes ppl think they shouldn’t die. Prayer (I suspect for health but only if god given) is
He thinks it interrupts the pattern of life, and makes ppl think they shouldn’t die. Prayer (I suspect for health but only if god given) is
@jonathankarl.bsky.social @kaitlancollins.bsky.social
So, one must assume Masturbatin’ Mike declines his health insurance, so as not to create unrealistic expectations.
You might want to ask him.
unsourcednews.com/speaker-john...
So, one must assume Masturbatin’ Mike declines his health insurance, so as not to create unrealistic expectations.
You might want to ask him.
unsourcednews.com/speaker-john...
Speaker Johnson Says Having Health Care Creates “Unrealistic Expectations” About Not Dying - Unsourced News
Speaker Johnson explained that the real danger facing Americans is the cultural expectation that death should be avoided.
unsourcednews.com
December 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
@jonathankarl.bsky.social @kaitlancollins.bsky.social
So, one must assume Masturbatin’ Mike declines his health insurance, so as not to create unrealistic expectations.
You might want to ask him.
unsourcednews.com/speaker-john...
So, one must assume Masturbatin’ Mike declines his health insurance, so as not to create unrealistic expectations.
You might want to ask him.
unsourcednews.com/speaker-john...
If Masturbatin’ Mike had an scintilla of character, he’d be humiliated.
He’s incapable.
He’s incapable.
December 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
If Masturbatin’ Mike had an scintilla of character, he’d be humiliated.
He’s incapable.
He’s incapable.
I saw She's Gotta Have It somewhere in Chicago (maybe the Fine Arts?) and during the scene where Nora is pleasuring herself, it was totally silent until someone said loudly, "Dat girl masturbatin!"
December 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I saw She's Gotta Have It somewhere in Chicago (maybe the Fine Arts?) and during the scene where Nora is pleasuring herself, it was totally silent until someone said loudly, "Dat girl masturbatin!"