Metrosexual interests
January 13, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Metrosexual interests
forget metrosexuals I'm a metrasexual
January 11, 2026 at 3:35 PM
forget metrosexuals I'm a metrasexual
he looks like what straight people were thinking of when they called gay men "metrosexuals" back in the day
January 6, 2026 at 9:18 PM
he looks like what straight people were thinking of when they called gay men "metrosexuals" back in the day
Won’t anyone think of us metrosexuals? 😢
January 3, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Won’t anyone think of us metrosexuals? 😢
Metrosexuals be like fuck you and the train you rode in on
January 2, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Metrosexuals be like fuck you and the train you rode in on
Also in 2026, I’m only entertaining metrosexuals. If you don’t fit the description, move around.
December 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Also in 2026, I’m only entertaining metrosexuals. If you don’t fit the description, move around.
The metrosexuals are alive and well and hosting at espn
December 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The metrosexuals are alive and well and hosting at espn
I was a kid in the 2000s, and while the games and aesthetics of the time were wonderful, it was a social hell. Straight guys wereCalled “metrosexuals” if they cared about their appearance. At school, you had to like horror movies, call of duty, and bullying younger kids. Oh and gore. They loved gore
"Oh I wish we could go back to a time when politics wasn't so full of hate!"
I grew up in the 2000's in the closet
Do you even realize just how casual racism homophobia and vile cruelty was towards minority groups was?
You don't want 'civility' back
You want complacency back
Fucking cowards
I grew up in the 2000's in the closet
Do you even realize just how casual racism homophobia and vile cruelty was towards minority groups was?
You don't want 'civility' back
You want complacency back
Fucking cowards
December 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I was a kid in the 2000s, and while the games and aesthetics of the time were wonderful, it was a social hell. Straight guys wereCalled “metrosexuals” if they cared about their appearance. At school, you had to like horror movies, call of duty, and bullying younger kids. Oh and gore. They loved gore
dressing like the metrosexuals of 2004 that they derided
December 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
dressing like the metrosexuals of 2004 that they derided
There will be more regret over Mar a Lago face than all those electrolized metrosexuals when beards came back.
I actually wrote and presented a paper about that in the 90s. The body hair, not the trump face
I actually wrote and presented a paper about that in the 90s. The body hair, not the trump face
December 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
There will be more regret over Mar a Lago face than all those electrolized metrosexuals when beards came back.
I actually wrote and presented a paper about that in the 90s. The body hair, not the trump face
I actually wrote and presented a paper about that in the 90s. The body hair, not the trump face
Is this about how everyone on the right now dresses like the dreaded "metrosexuals" of 20 years yore?
when you dig into the history of menswear, you find the same stories repeated. men who moralize traditional aesthetics rarely consider how their "tradition" was considered a corruption by an earlier generation, who wore things hated by people before them
IG the_art_of_dress
IG the_art_of_dress
December 14, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Is this about how everyone on the right now dresses like the dreaded "metrosexuals" of 20 years yore?
Zellers do you remember when it was OK for metrosexuals in big cities to carry a murse? I had one, it was leather, I liked it a lot. I put my Motorola razor phone in it. I feel like the culture has regressed since then.
December 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Zellers do you remember when it was OK for metrosexuals in big cities to carry a murse? I had one, it was leather, I liked it a lot. I put my Motorola razor phone in it. I feel like the culture has regressed since then.
Remember when republicans mercilessly made fun of metrosexuals?
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Remember when republicans mercilessly made fun of metrosexuals?
In the nineties the peregrine falcon, at the time endangered due to the effects of DDT on its usual food sources, made a spectacular comeback when conservationists introduced it to cities, where it found a plentiful supply of metrosexuals.
December 7, 2025 at 6:24 AM
In the nineties the peregrine falcon, at the time endangered due to the effects of DDT on its usual food sources, made a spectacular comeback when conservationists introduced it to cities, where it found a plentiful supply of metrosexuals.
Most city-dwellers ignore metrosexuals, but they live under constant threat from cats, foxes, and small dogs.
December 7, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Most city-dwellers ignore metrosexuals, but they live under constant threat from cats, foxes, and small dogs.
Many commercial buildings have installed fittings to discourage metrosexuals.
December 7, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Many commercial buildings have installed fittings to discourage metrosexuals.
You can attract metrosexuals by scattering any fine-grained seed.
December 7, 2025 at 5:59 AM
You can attract metrosexuals by scattering any fine-grained seed.
Like most metrosexuals, I roost on building eaves and porticos.
December 7, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Like most metrosexuals, I roost on building eaves and porticos.
Bronies and metrosexuals in the rear view,
my meat suit is carried relentlessly toward decrepitude.
my meat suit is carried relentlessly toward decrepitude.
December 6, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Bronies and metrosexuals in the rear view,
my meat suit is carried relentlessly toward decrepitude.
my meat suit is carried relentlessly toward decrepitude.
do you remember when airpods came out and there were all those memes about how they were for rich sissy metrosexuals
December 4, 2025 at 3:50 AM
do you remember when airpods came out and there were all those memes about how they were for rich sissy metrosexuals
don’t wanna hear anybody’s takes on masculinity if they don’t remember the mid 2000s ads where agencies tried to send up metrosexuals but ended up with camp
like compare the soy boy with the dinosaur ribs guy, they don’t even know how to make ribsy attractive
like compare the soy boy with the dinosaur ribs guy, they don’t even know how to make ribsy attractive
Hummer - Restore Your Manhood (2006) :30 (USA)
Agency: Modernista!
adland.tv
December 2, 2025 at 6:00 AM
don’t wanna hear anybody’s takes on masculinity if they don’t remember the mid 2000s ads where agencies tried to send up metrosexuals but ended up with camp
like compare the soy boy with the dinosaur ribs guy, they don’t even know how to make ribsy attractive
like compare the soy boy with the dinosaur ribs guy, they don’t even know how to make ribsy attractive
So been home for a few days now and seeing Bay Area magas with their carefully curated look from the Tee to the truck has me lmfao. Dude 20 years ago you guys were calling yourselves Metrosexuals, dowsing yourselves in Axe body spray and taking advice on how to get laid from Maxim magazine. Clowns 🤡
December 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
So been home for a few days now and seeing Bay Area magas with their carefully curated look from the Tee to the truck has me lmfao. Dude 20 years ago you guys were calling yourselves Metrosexuals, dowsing yourselves in Axe body spray and taking advice on how to get laid from Maxim magazine. Clowns 🤡