#modernproblemsrequiremodernsolutions
Traffic lights should honk when they turn green so everyone looks up from their phones.
#ModernProblemsRequireModernSolutions
December 23, 2024 at 3:33 PM
The only thing to stop a bad guy with a gun is... a good guy with a witty comeback and the Wi-Fi password. Because let's face it, distraction and internet access can disarm almost anyone. #ModernProblemsRequireModernSolutions
February 21, 2024 at 3:06 AM
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March 18, 2025 at 12:00 PM
There are new prints available on the site, but I have struggled with how to post about them here, given nature of the subject matter. I have arrived at a solution. 🤣

www.schamballah.com/shop

#artprintshop #darkartists #modernproblemsrequiremodernsolutions
November 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Our solution for these crazy times. #getinthepot #soup #modernproblemsrequiremodernsolutions 👻☠️💀👻☠️💀
February 11, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I had to teach my mom how to make a beer bong. This year's Christmas tree is too thick no one can reach in there to water it. Not too shabby for a guy who has never had a drink in his life🤷‍♂️ #modernproblemsrequiremodernsolutions
December 1, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Add a Bluetooth speaker to the mower and play gas mower sounds at full volume. #ModernProblemsRequireModernSolutions
July 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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March 18, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I love this idea! I think we can just use drones to attach the AirTags to the top of the truck cab and no one will be the wiser 😀 #ModernProblemsRequireModernSolutions #NotDoingTheGifBecauseFuckDaveChappelle
July 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Wenn mir eine Antisemitismusdefinition nicht gefällt beschließe ich mir einfach eine neue.

#modernproblemsrequiremodernsolutions
#dieLinke
May 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
When you don't know where your headlamp is and you're tired of your book light getting in your eyes

#booksky #ModernProblemsRequireModernSolutions
January 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Did you know you can remove childproof caps and just use the regular cap underneath? How you remove it it up to you.
#lifehack #420 #modernproblemsrequiremodernsolutions
March 21, 2025 at 1:00 PM
In honor of my Chinese heritage and the ancestral homeland along with my love for art and science, I think some interactive performance creativity with crossbows and gunpowder may be in order.

As @bassoonysu.bsky.social and @tom.medsky.social may agree upon, #ModernProblemsRequireModernSolutions.
July 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Family got a #phishing #email, claiming they owed a fine for speeding.

The site was not protected. It took 5 minutes to write a #bash script to generate fake information (thanks #chatgpt). Now their database is full of trash.

#modernproblemsrequiremodernsolutions
January 3, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Tesla the company has little in common with Tesla the man, who wanted free electricity for everyone, but a rich muhfucka stole his work and got even richer instead.

I have a solution.

Rename the company Musk, so that it will deserve all these evil attacks.

#modernproblemsrequiremodernsolutions
March 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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source: reddit/r/programmerhumor
March 19, 2025 at 10:46 AM