since we moved in, dad comes over regularly to watch games or to “chill with the guys” but in actuality, it’s so they can spit roast me without us having to worry about mom walking in.
January 5, 2026 at 7:16 AM
since we moved in, dad comes over regularly to watch games or to “chill with the guys” but in actuality, it’s so they can spit roast me without us having to worry about mom walking in.
Another from my walk this morning. This may be the last as my sister is less than fifteen minutes away with my mom.
January 5, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Another from my walk this morning. This may be the last as my sister is less than fifteen minutes away with my mom.
All of a sudden I'm flashing back to an SNL skit where 1 of the cast brings home a date for dinner and mom or dad pre chew the food and then spit it into the "Kids" mouths. It's hilarious.
AI could make a Trump that eats McDonalds food and then
regurgitates it into his Cabinet members mouths. Tanks
AI could make a Trump that eats McDonalds food and then
regurgitates it into his Cabinet members mouths. Tanks
January 4, 2026 at 7:31 PM
All of a sudden I'm flashing back to an SNL skit where 1 of the cast brings home a date for dinner and mom or dad pre chew the food and then spit it into the "Kids" mouths. It's hilarious.
AI could make a Trump that eats McDonalds food and then
regurgitates it into his Cabinet members mouths. Tanks
AI could make a Trump that eats McDonalds food and then
regurgitates it into his Cabinet members mouths. Tanks
They were playing Osmosis Jones at the Urgentcare which is funnily apt but also made me realize why my mom hated it so much. She called it "The Snot and Spit movie" and I thought she was being dramatic as a kid but no, it is definitely The Snot and Spit movie.
January 4, 2026 at 8:20 AM
They were playing Osmosis Jones at the Urgentcare which is funnily apt but also made me realize why my mom hated it so much. She called it "The Snot and Spit movie" and I thought she was being dramatic as a kid but no, it is definitely The Snot and Spit movie.
That’s a great idea. I used to draw similarly to Sue Rose and Tom Warburton comics. I remember one time I drew the ugliest cartoon character and my mom laughed so hard she spit out her drink. It’s a good memory. I’ll try different styles.
January 2, 2026 at 3:27 PM
That’s a great idea. I used to draw similarly to Sue Rose and Tom Warburton comics. I remember one time I drew the ugliest cartoon character and my mom laughed so hard she spit out her drink. It’s a good memory. I’ll try different styles.
My ex told about having surgery on his stomach when he was a few weeks old. His mom pushed on his stomach and he spit up. So when my twin had a dry diaper for 4 hrs, Dr asked me to push on her stomach. Spit up ensued. Dr named it PS. I asked if it was hereditary and he said yes. Surgery within hrs.
January 2, 2026 at 2:30 AM
My ex told about having surgery on his stomach when he was a few weeks old. His mom pushed on his stomach and he spit up. So when my twin had a dry diaper for 4 hrs, Dr asked me to push on her stomach. Spit up ensued. Dr named it PS. I asked if it was hereditary and he said yes. Surgery within hrs.
That, my dear friendo, is the most vivid imagery I can fucking imagine. I absolutely spit my tea, quite literally.
Fucking hilarious. and also gross. and also gods. gods gods. what a fucking stupid country this is.
Both eric and my mom are sick, and I am not..yet.
WHEE!!
Fucking hilarious. and also gross. and also gods. gods gods. what a fucking stupid country this is.
Both eric and my mom are sick, and I am not..yet.
WHEE!!
December 31, 2025 at 1:48 AM
That, my dear friendo, is the most vivid imagery I can fucking imagine. I absolutely spit my tea, quite literally.
Fucking hilarious. and also gross. and also gods. gods gods. what a fucking stupid country this is.
Both eric and my mom are sick, and I am not..yet.
WHEE!!
Fucking hilarious. and also gross. and also gods. gods gods. what a fucking stupid country this is.
Both eric and my mom are sick, and I am not..yet.
WHEE!!
But us yapping has some gems in there, such as me describing what a dreadnaught is to my mom. Or the cherubs. Or that space marines have acid spit.
December 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
But us yapping has some gems in there, such as me describing what a dreadnaught is to my mom. Or the cherubs. Or that space marines have acid spit.
I was semi-choking on spit in the college cafeteria, and an older student who was definitely a Mom came over and silently handed me a cough drop
December 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I was semi-choking on spit in the college cafeteria, and an older student who was definitely a Mom came over and silently handed me a cough drop
When I see my mom, I call it “Visiting the Dragon” and “Appeasing the Dragon” when I leave. I know in a month she will spit guilt-trip fire at me to visit her again. Surely, this is normal.
December 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
When I see my mom, I call it “Visiting the Dragon” and “Appeasing the Dragon” when I leave. I know in a month she will spit guilt-trip fire at me to visit her again. Surely, this is normal.
My mom cooks almost everything in hers but yes, the roast chicken goes in the big oven. The 6lb one for this Christmas caused a ton of carnage in there though, so it would have probably killed her small smart oven (not that it would have fit). Never had a roast spit out fat like that before.
December 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
My mom cooks almost everything in hers but yes, the roast chicken goes in the big oven. The 6lb one for this Christmas caused a ton of carnage in there though, so it would have probably killed her small smart oven (not that it would have fit). Never had a roast spit out fat like that before.
That happened when I watched Brokeback with my mom. I forced myself to choke on a Raisinette when Ennis spit on his hand in that tent, to draw her attention. @therealsnicks.bsky.social
December 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
That happened when I watched Brokeback with my mom. I forced myself to choke on a Raisinette when Ennis spit on his hand in that tent, to draw her attention. @therealsnicks.bsky.social
Stop that🤣🤣My mom spit out 7 healthy, smart kind humans😄💪🏼🤗 all career people.
December 28, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Stop that🤣🤣My mom spit out 7 healthy, smart kind humans😄💪🏼🤗 all career people.
“It’s the return of the bald avenger”! I literally spit out my drink from laughing! My mom and I watched this movie together!!
December 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
“It’s the return of the bald avenger”! I literally spit out my drink from laughing! My mom and I watched this movie together!!
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December 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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So basically a President can intimidate, push boundaries, even call for the boarding of ships at sea, but he can't start a war without Congress.
Like saying a bully can push you, spit on you, even trip you, but if a brawl breaks out he has to get permission from mom to fight.
Like saying a bully can push you, spit on you, even trip you, but if a brawl breaks out he has to get permission from mom to fight.
December 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
So basically a President can intimidate, push boundaries, even call for the boarding of ships at sea, but he can't start a war without Congress.
Like saying a bully can push you, spit on you, even trip you, but if a brawl breaks out he has to get permission from mom to fight.
Like saying a bully can push you, spit on you, even trip you, but if a brawl breaks out he has to get permission from mom to fight.
If I try to feed my dog an apple slice she glares at me with such derision
If my mom feeds my dog an apple slice she politely accepts then wanders away to spit it out, out of sight
She thinks all fruits and veggies are bad except for frozen peas, which she loves
If my mom feeds my dog an apple slice she politely accepts then wanders away to spit it out, out of sight
She thinks all fruits and veggies are bad except for frozen peas, which she loves
December 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
If I try to feed my dog an apple slice she glares at me with such derision
If my mom feeds my dog an apple slice she politely accepts then wanders away to spit it out, out of sight
She thinks all fruits and veggies are bad except for frozen peas, which she loves
If my mom feeds my dog an apple slice she politely accepts then wanders away to spit it out, out of sight
She thinks all fruits and veggies are bad except for frozen peas, which she loves
Ok, I have to ask.
Important misogynistic considerations aside,
Is there any film that embodies the whole “hello mom I got a job” idealistic cliche I have made so darn much mention of on this or some other platform more than “I Spit On Your Grave”?
Important misogynistic considerations aside,
Is there any film that embodies the whole “hello mom I got a job” idealistic cliche I have made so darn much mention of on this or some other platform more than “I Spit On Your Grave”?
December 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Ok, I have to ask.
Important misogynistic considerations aside,
Is there any film that embodies the whole “hello mom I got a job” idealistic cliche I have made so darn much mention of on this or some other platform more than “I Spit On Your Grave”?
Important misogynistic considerations aside,
Is there any film that embodies the whole “hello mom I got a job” idealistic cliche I have made so darn much mention of on this or some other platform more than “I Spit On Your Grave”?
Does anyone find it odd that she was totally prepared for mega media attention with dozens of leathery, sparkly Liberace outfits, when she was just a stay-at-home mom just a few months ago? Where is the wardrobe of sweatshirts with spit-up on them?
December 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Does anyone find it odd that she was totally prepared for mega media attention with dozens of leathery, sparkly Liberace outfits, when she was just a stay-at-home mom just a few months ago? Where is the wardrobe of sweatshirts with spit-up on them?
I guess mom tried a few times when I was really little and we responded with Chew Chew Chew, grab hand , spit masticated cookie into palm.
She stuck with the Cannoli, pistachio cake and crostata marmellata after that.
The last 2 are pretty easy.
She stuck with the Cannoli, pistachio cake and crostata marmellata after that.
The last 2 are pretty easy.
December 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I guess mom tried a few times when I was really little and we responded with Chew Chew Chew, grab hand , spit masticated cookie into palm.
She stuck with the Cannoli, pistachio cake and crostata marmellata after that.
The last 2 are pretty easy.
She stuck with the Cannoli, pistachio cake and crostata marmellata after that.
The last 2 are pretty easy.
My #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
Blood Fest: surprisingly cute & fun. "Fuck you and your dead mom" is the best way to rally the troops.
I Spit On Your Grave: worst kind of exploitation
Wake Up Dead Man: best Knives Out movie
Dead Presidents: Very good. Less heisty than expected.
Blood Fest: surprisingly cute & fun. "Fuck you and your dead mom" is the best way to rally the troops.
I Spit On Your Grave: worst kind of exploitation
Wake Up Dead Man: best Knives Out movie
Dead Presidents: Very good. Less heisty than expected.
December 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
My #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
Blood Fest: surprisingly cute & fun. "Fuck you and your dead mom" is the best way to rally the troops.
I Spit On Your Grave: worst kind of exploitation
Wake Up Dead Man: best Knives Out movie
Dead Presidents: Very good. Less heisty than expected.
Blood Fest: surprisingly cute & fun. "Fuck you and your dead mom" is the best way to rally the troops.
I Spit On Your Grave: worst kind of exploitation
Wake Up Dead Man: best Knives Out movie
Dead Presidents: Very good. Less heisty than expected.
Penny!!!!💂😜😂❤️ (Mom spit out her coffee!!). 😂😂😂
December 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Penny!!!!💂😜😂❤️ (Mom spit out her coffee!!). 😂😂😂
- this but I also loved it because I knew when I was done I would get my mom back and so would E. When she nodded, I smiled getting her a small cup of water and giving her something to spit back into.] see? Not all doctors are evil.
December 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
- this but I also loved it because I knew when I was done I would get my mom back and so would E. When she nodded, I smiled getting her a small cup of water and giving her something to spit back into.] see? Not all doctors are evil.
Actresses: Kendra Lust & Giselle Mari
Source: Moms Bang Teens Vol 7 (2014)
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Source: Moms Bang Teens Vol 7 (2014)
#nsfw #nsfwbsky #nsfwsky #porn #pornsky #pornstar #pornaddict #XXX #goon #gooning #goonsky #blowjob #oral #oralsex #sloppy #spit #MILF #mature #mom #mommy #stepmom #tits #bigtits #boobs #bigboobs #olderyounger #sharing
December 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM