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4800 words.
Not for the faint of heart.
“…like SACKS OF WET CEMENT!"
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“…like SACKS OF WET CEMENT!"
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ruh roh.
ruh roh.
“Self! I really don't want to go to the store today!”
Now I have to go today.
On thanksgiving eve.
Like an idiot. With a capital D.
“Self! I really don't want to go to the store today!”
Now I have to go today.
On thanksgiving eve.
Like an idiot. With a capital D.
Eggs are still typically $8/dozen around here.
$3 there.
Got a $6 sirloin.
Bring your shopping shoes, next time you’re out, @justcallmefrank.bsky.social
Eggs are still typically $8/dozen around here.
$3 there.
Got a $6 sirloin.
Bring your shopping shoes, next time you’re out, @justcallmefrank.bsky.social
I did, in fact, have an enormous amount of the devil’s lettuce this afternoon.
Not to mention the bathysphere of whiskey I had.
Never mind
I did, in fact, have an enormous amount of the devil’s lettuce this afternoon.
Not to mention the bathysphere of whiskey I had.
Never mind
Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't
Maybe you'll divorce at 40
Maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary
And I hope you have all that you ever dreamed of
And I wish you joy and happiness
But above all of this
I wish you love
Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't
Maybe you'll divorce at 40
Maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary
—the family plan 2.
So how do I get me a one-a-dese?
—the family plan 2.
So how do I get me a one-a-dese?