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Writing is risky behavior; so is reading. Transgressive erotic whimworker who is definitely not for the kids, probably not for the adults, either. Yeah: warning. Warning here, too: https://www.deviantart.com/brewt-blacklist

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Brewt Blacklist @brewtblacklist.bsky.social · Jan 7

A fresh Transgressive Tale is available on request.

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4800 words.
Not for the faint of heart.

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Brewt Blacklist @brewtblacklist.bsky.social · 18h

Should we fly?
God, yes.
In public? Where we could be seen?
Why not?
But these robes are so heavy. Won’t they weigh us down?
We could trim some weight.
That’s easy for you to say, Goode the Skinny.
That’s not what I mean.
Oh?
Who said we should wear underwear?

@ashleyzacharias.bsky.social

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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 19h

cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war

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Brewt Blacklist @brewtblacklist.bsky.social · 18h

I have to say that the 10,000 hours practicing to be thrown at each instrument in the orchestra to get to where one can actually compose something that isn’t horrible is indeed the shortcut, compared to how I’m doing it.
As Is so plainly evidenced as to how I am so very clearly not there yet.

Brewt Blacklist @brewtblacklist.bsky.social · 18h

@juliethecranky.bsky.social @analuzredux.bsky.social @justcallmefrank.bsky.social @gidgetwidget.bsky.social @sophicsiren.bsky.social @sunkissedpeaks.bsky.social
@sesshabatto.bsky.social
Whaddaya think, ladies? Will this be the edge I so obviously need to get laid?

Nick Brumfield @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social · Jun 21

Me living in a tropical country as a white guy

"Man, the sun is so hot. A wide-brimmed hat really helps out."

"Loose-fitting clothes are also a must. These light clothes and khakis really breathe."

"This beard is too much here. Better to go clean shaven."

"Oh fuck I've reinvented the outfit"

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Brewt Blacklist @brewtblacklist.bsky.social · 19h

Tonight’s Old Fashioned Experiment is made with Spirit Hound batch 479, prickly pear and banana liqueur, Stregga, exorcism+peychaud’s+habanero bitters, the usual dressings of luxardos, grapefruit peel, and cubical ice,, rose gold glitter, tangerine mist.
It speaks of the divine in tongues.

Brewt Blacklist @brewtblacklist.bsky.social · 1d

Make a movie better by making it John Carpenter’s.

John Carpenter’s Deep Throat

Gayer Than Thou 🏳️‍🌈 @gayerthanthou.bsky.social · 1d

John Carpenter’s Madam Satan

David Kuhne @davidkuhne.bsky.social · 1d

Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:

John Carpenter’s Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein

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Brewt Blacklist @brewtblacklist.bsky.social · 1d

Yes, we will burn. We do already.
The broomstick is totally worth it.
@ashleyzacharias.bsky.social

Brewt Blacklist @brewtblacklist.bsky.social · 1d

Kitties are so happy I’m home they have the zoomies, and are wrestling each other for all they’re worth.
Or so I’m telling myself in the midst of all the mayhem.

Brewt Blacklist @brewtblacklist.bsky.social · 1d

*vibrates at the possibility*

Brewt Blacklist @brewtblacklist.bsky.social · 1d

Are we talking by hand with a rock in a stream singing about a baby with maybe a couple of other scantily clad beauties doing the same all wet and insanely focused and enticing?

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Brewt Blacklist @brewtblacklist.bsky.social · 2d

Waiting for cat scans, reading porn.

Brewt Blacklist @brewtblacklist.bsky.social · 2d

Found on some other platform.

youtu.be/Omc37TvHN74?...

why facts dont change minds (goose explains)

YouTube video by Honkology

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Brewt Blacklist @brewtblacklist.bsky.social · 2d

The first season of sappy teenage angst with monsters is excruciating.

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Luke Steuber @lukesteuber.com · 2d

Oh shit, ANTIFA is suiting up

From the sound of music. Seven children stand in a line inside a grand house, wearing identical light blue sailor-style uniforms with dark collars, neckties, and knee socks. They are arranged from tallest to shortest, standing at attention on a patterned rug with a staircase and ornate wall paneling behind them.

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Brewt Blacklist @brewtblacklist.bsky.social · 2d

I know we’re not supposed to notice these sorts of things, but Lisa’s Mom & Dad, at the big party in nightmare on elm st 2, were minding their “own business” when the mayhem began to break out, and came to the door with wet spots on their disheveled “sleeping” attire.
Yeah, not supposed to notice.

Brewt Blacklist @brewtblacklist.bsky.social · 2d

Thank you as ever, Erin.
Thread.

RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 2d

horror movie posters but with muppets: thread

Oscar the Grouch in the movie poster for Alien.

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Brewt Blacklist @brewtblacklist.bsky.social · 2d

Someday.
Someday.
@ashleyzacharias.bsky.social

Brewt Blacklist @brewtblacklist.bsky.social · 2d

Clearly the lengthy linear one.

Brewt Blacklist @brewtblacklist.bsky.social · 3d

Tonight’s black vodka.

Brewt Blacklist @brewtblacklist.bsky.social · 3d

See a blowjob, post a blowjob.

Do I have to?
What do you think?
I don’t wanna.
As is plain.
So why are you making me?
Oh, I’m not. You can just walk away, full all up with the knowledge that you were not pleasing, that you had not surmounted yourself, and might not ever could.
Goddamn it.
Attagirl.

Brewt Blacklist @brewtblacklist.bsky.social · 3d

Flight requires study. And heightened expectations of…other things.
@ashleyzacharias.bsky.social

Brewt Blacklist @brewtblacklist.bsky.social · 4d

*blinks rapidly*

Brewt Blacklist @brewtblacklist.bsky.social · 4d

Woo hoo!

Brewt Blacklist @brewtblacklist.bsky.social · 4d

Tonight’s film.

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Brewt Blacklist @brewtblacklist.bsky.social · 4d

Wouldn’t that be nice.
Graci.