Half a Century
When this post gets published, I will be fifty years old. Go me! Thanks, Mom!
When this post gets published, I will be fifty years old. Go me! Thanks, Mom!
Half a Century
When this post gets published, I will be fifty years old. Go me! Thanks, Mom!
dannyman.toldme.com
January 18, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Half a Century
When this post gets published, I will be fifty years old. Go me! Thanks, Mom!
When this post gets published, I will be fifty years old. Go me! Thanks, Mom!
im sorry if i sound tired, its because i am!! i dont live in minneapolis anymore but i still hear sirens every night, im genuinely scared bc mom just texted me a link on how adoptees prove citizenship and my backs flaring up so bad im going crazy plus all my taxes!! im doing comms as best i can atm
January 18, 2026 at 7:55 PM
im sorry if i sound tired, its because i am!! i dont live in minneapolis anymore but i still hear sirens every night, im genuinely scared bc mom just texted me a link on how adoptees prove citizenship and my backs flaring up so bad im going crazy plus all my taxes!! im doing comms as best i can atm
I did a rewatch last year and l just thought 'damn how did my mom let me watch this so young' 😂
January 18, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I did a rewatch last year and l just thought 'damn how did my mom let me watch this so young' 😂
*Eli showing me a picture of a rhinoceros beetle*
Eli: "Mom what this?!"
Me: "Oh that's a rhinoceros beetle"
Eli: "Whats a rhinoceros beetle?"
Me:
Eli: "Mom what this?!"
Me: "Oh that's a rhinoceros beetle"
Eli: "Whats a rhinoceros beetle?"
Me:
a close up of a cat 's face with the words seriously on the bottom
ALT: a close up of a cat 's face with the words seriously on the bottom
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 7:54 PM
*Eli showing me a picture of a rhinoceros beetle*
Eli: "Mom what this?!"
Me: "Oh that's a rhinoceros beetle"
Eli: "Whats a rhinoceros beetle?"
Me:
Eli: "Mom what this?!"
Me: "Oh that's a rhinoceros beetle"
Eli: "Whats a rhinoceros beetle?"
Me:
This month my mom and I have started a book club. We both choose a book for us to read and at the first of the month, do a video on my #booktube channel about our thoughts.
This month is my choice and I chose Six of Crows. A reread for me, a first for my mom.
#readingcommunity.
This month is my choice and I chose Six of Crows. A reread for me, a first for my mom.
#readingcommunity.
January 18, 2026 at 7:53 PM
This month my mom and I have started a book club. We both choose a book for us to read and at the first of the month, do a video on my #booktube channel about our thoughts.
This month is my choice and I chose Six of Crows. A reread for me, a first for my mom.
#readingcommunity.
This month is my choice and I chose Six of Crows. A reread for me, a first for my mom.
#readingcommunity.
that GC coffee shop was a special little place, my mom took me there a lot as a kid. We'd either eat there or the Mediterranean room.
jesus what happened to this town
jesus what happened to this town
January 18, 2026 at 7:53 PM
that GC coffee shop was a special little place, my mom took me there a lot as a kid. We'd either eat there or the Mediterranean room.
jesus what happened to this town
jesus what happened to this town
Hi frens! I did fur a bit then mom made me go inside because she had to go out 🙄 Stinky truck was very late I could only tell him what fur at the window hope he heard me😠🤭 ♥️🐾
January 18, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Hi frens! I did fur a bit then mom made me go inside because she had to go out 🙄 Stinky truck was very late I could only tell him what fur at the window hope he heard me😠🤭 ♥️🐾
GTFO after the murder of a U.S. citizen mom and the gov't lying about it is AOK with me. Trump flipped off a UAW worker and told him to fuck off, where's your outrage?
January 18, 2026 at 7:51 PM
GTFO after the murder of a U.S. citizen mom and the gov't lying about it is AOK with me. Trump flipped off a UAW worker and told him to fuck off, where's your outrage?
just remembered when i was like 13 and insanely obsessed with megaman x i kept drawing Zero's emblem on everything because I thought it looked cool as fuck & i think my mom thought it was like a cult symbol or something cuz she questioned me about it
January 18, 2026 at 7:49 PM
just remembered when i was like 13 and insanely obsessed with megaman x i kept drawing Zero's emblem on everything because I thought it looked cool as fuck & i think my mom thought it was like a cult symbol or something cuz she questioned me about it
To be clear my mom is also Intense™️ so I hope everyone is enjoying the experience of knowing me, a Legacy Intense.
January 18, 2026 at 7:48 PM
To be clear my mom is also Intense™️ so I hope everyone is enjoying the experience of knowing me, a Legacy Intense.
He nodded rapidly, stumbling a bit. His horns just cane in for the first time. Heavy...
"Uh huh! Mr. Cicada woke me up. Mom wasn't around so I think she's at work. You're really big, mister. Like those guys on the TV who beat up bad guys."
"Uh huh! Mr. Cicada woke me up. Mom wasn't around so I think she's at work. You're really big, mister. Like those guys on the TV who beat up bad guys."
"He is," Damian nods in agreement. The cicada really is big.
"Are you here alone? Just you and Mr. Cicada?" he asks with a friendly smile, making it not sound like an interrogation.
"Are you here alone? Just you and Mr. Cicada?" he asks with a friendly smile, making it not sound like an interrogation.
Little clippy clops. He's tugging at the hem of his shirt. Look at him being all brave and cool.
"I found him. I found him on a tree 'cause he was singing. He was really loud. Did you know cicadas sing? It's super cool. Also, they're really big, see? He's big!"
"I found him. I found him on a tree 'cause he was singing. He was really loud. Did you know cicadas sing? It's super cool. Also, they're really big, see? He's big!"
January 18, 2026 at 7:48 PM
He nodded rapidly, stumbling a bit. His horns just cane in for the first time. Heavy...
"Uh huh! Mr. Cicada woke me up. Mom wasn't around so I think she's at work. You're really big, mister. Like those guys on the TV who beat up bad guys."
"Uh huh! Mr. Cicada woke me up. Mom wasn't around so I think she's at work. You're really big, mister. Like those guys on the TV who beat up bad guys."
I am such a different person now. 2016 was the year before my mom died. The most closeted I had ever been. It was a rough year, but it prepared me for so much sadness to follow. It feels like such a simpler time now in so many complex ways. I'm so thankful to be here now.
January 18, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I am such a different person now. 2016 was the year before my mom died. The most closeted I had ever been. It was a rough year, but it prepared me for so much sadness to follow. It feels like such a simpler time now in so many complex ways. I'm so thankful to be here now.
its hard to not get jealous at people almost a decade younger than me telling me they've travelled all over the world and done all these things. like. internally im just like kewl my mom wouldn't even let me walk around the block until i was like 17
January 18, 2026 at 7:43 PM
its hard to not get jealous at people almost a decade younger than me telling me they've travelled all over the world and done all these things. like. internally im just like kewl my mom wouldn't even let me walk around the block until i was like 17
Well-off uncle takes my mom and six year old self to one of those Michelin restaurant places. Fancy chef makes special order burger and fries and delivers it to me personally.
January 18, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Well-off uncle takes my mom and six year old self to one of those Michelin restaurant places. Fancy chef makes special order burger and fries and delivers it to me personally.
Thank you! I love that shirt. I had a few of the Disney employees comment on it.
My dad got it for me - there's a story about it. My dad ordered it, my mom lost it in their apartment for something like 6 months, which was giving dad fits.
(It was eventually found, of course.)
My dad got it for me - there's a story about it. My dad ordered it, my mom lost it in their apartment for something like 6 months, which was giving dad fits.
(It was eventually found, of course.)
January 18, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Thank you! I love that shirt. I had a few of the Disney employees comment on it.
My dad got it for me - there's a story about it. My dad ordered it, my mom lost it in their apartment for something like 6 months, which was giving dad fits.
(It was eventually found, of course.)
My dad got it for me - there's a story about it. My dad ordered it, my mom lost it in their apartment for something like 6 months, which was giving dad fits.
(It was eventually found, of course.)
You know what I mean it's that Asian in me that's like but did you do your homework, as her mom I would be like what is with that get your butt upstairs and more work less twerk
January 18, 2026 at 7:38 PM
You know what I mean it's that Asian in me that's like but did you do your homework, as her mom I would be like what is with that get your butt upstairs and more work less twerk
Happy birthday to the late great Cary Grant, I will never forget the time my friend's Trump-voting mom yelled "fake news" at me when I told her how much you liked acid and cock.
January 18, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Happy birthday to the late great Cary Grant, I will never forget the time my friend's Trump-voting mom yelled "fake news" at me when I told her how much you liked acid and cock.
Absolutely NOT you are perfect at putting on the disapproving mom voice and getting shitheads to listen, that’s a VALUABLE SKILL do you hear me
January 18, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Absolutely NOT you are perfect at putting on the disapproving mom voice and getting shitheads to listen, that’s a VALUABLE SKILL do you hear me
But one day, I get a call from my mom. A friend of a friend is trying to find homes for a litter of kittens. Did I want one? And she sends me a picture of this adorable fuzzball. Yes, I tell her. I would like him very much.
Now, that cat was NOT Daisy.
Now, that cat was NOT Daisy.
January 18, 2026 at 7:37 PM
But one day, I get a call from my mom. A friend of a friend is trying to find homes for a litter of kittens. Did I want one? And she sends me a picture of this adorable fuzzball. Yes, I tell her. I would like him very much.
Now, that cat was NOT Daisy.
Now, that cat was NOT Daisy.
My mom gaslight me into thinking i was this insanely violent man even tho i had no history of violence whatsoever
January 18, 2026 at 7:36 PM
My mom gaslight me into thinking i was this insanely violent man even tho i had no history of violence whatsoever
*parents are booking hotels for a road trip to a wedding*
My mom: no elevator, what does that mean?
Me from the other room: stairs.
My mom: no elevator, what does that mean?
Me from the other room: stairs.
January 18, 2026 at 7:33 PM
*parents are booking hotels for a road trip to a wedding*
My mom: no elevator, what does that mean?
Me from the other room: stairs.
My mom: no elevator, what does that mean?
Me from the other room: stairs.
Ah yes, I've heard this level of ignorance out of people about space stuff before. My mom, my one aunt, and I joined an astronomy club in the mid 90s and one night at the observatory out in KS, the public were allowed out there and one woman asked me "where did the sun go at night"..... yeah.
Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip
January 18, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Ah yes, I've heard this level of ignorance out of people about space stuff before. My mom, my one aunt, and I joined an astronomy club in the mid 90s and one night at the observatory out in KS, the public were allowed out there and one woman asked me "where did the sun go at night"..... yeah.
I'm sorry but this is hilarious. My mom told me about how my grandparents want to cut my uncle out from inheriting their house so they plan to sell it to my mom and then rent from her or sth like that.
Anyway, she then went: and when grandpa and grandma are gone I will do the same with your brother
Anyway, she then went: and when grandpa and grandma are gone I will do the same with your brother
January 18, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I'm sorry but this is hilarious. My mom told me about how my grandparents want to cut my uncle out from inheriting their house so they plan to sell it to my mom and then rent from her or sth like that.
Anyway, she then went: and when grandpa and grandma are gone I will do the same with your brother
Anyway, she then went: and when grandpa and grandma are gone I will do the same with your brother