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Mabel Smalltits
@scratchgolem.bsky.social
Transsexual commie at 32
Tits in pinned skeet
Figuring my shit out from America's armpit Allergic to discourse
She/her
Pinned
Click to see my muscles and my tits, i guess
i need a beautiful woman to rough me up
January 18, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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STUDENT TEACHER: okay class, who knows what an oxymoron is

KID: you’re an oxymoron

STUDENT TEACHER: well yes technically that is correct
January 18, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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8000 incidents of getting our little bitty baby feelings hurt
"We've seen over a thousand percent increase in assaults on ICE officers, 8,000 verbal assaults on them...."
January 18, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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The trans woman who rescued Jake Lang yesterday/whose car he ran into said in a video about the incident that she and her friend in the car thought he was being beaten by ICE. They kicked him out of the car after they found out who he was, lol
January 18, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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“HRT is dangerous”
LMFAO these are the people who say they aren’t transmeds
January 18, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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don’t mind me, just watching this on repeat for an hour at a time
November 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Verbal assault or, as it's legally known, "not assault"
"We've seen over a thousand percent increase in assaults on ICE officers, 8,000 verbal assaults on them...."
January 18, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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"time is a flat circle" no dude youre thinking of a clock
January 18, 2026 at 8:39 PM
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hey guys check this out
"time is a flat circle" no dude youre thinking of a clock
January 18, 2026 at 9:43 PM
this unironically would fix the game i believe it in my heart
they should divert 3/3 of the ressources to make a gooning ivern skin, that will put the game back in the map
January 18, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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everyone go play #ofthedevil
January 17, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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📢🔥listen up ✊antifa✊ super soldiers 🔥💃🏻🕺🏽🔥 at ATTENTION‼️🫡🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 throats open WIDE 👅😵 it's time to *take* 😳🔥 that NUT milk 🥥💦 every morning 🌅☀️ afternoon 🌞🌇♨️ and ALL NIGHT LONG 🥵🌃🕙 to win the WAR on dairy 🫡⚔️🐄 and save the planet ✨🌍✨ like good 😇🙏 lil' sluts 4️⃣ generations to CUM‼️🥵😵‍💫🤪💦
shoutout to @climatetown.bsky.social who has one of the best explainers on the subject out there. the diary industry has the USDA in a stranglehold.

every time you drink non-dairy milk, a dairy executive gets a headache. do your part in The War On Milk 🫡
January 18, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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ive been giggling incessantly over this for weeks
January 18, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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watching valve slowly turn gamers into linux users without them even realizing
January 18, 2026 at 10:29 AM
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americans, please: do not take the bait by resisting ICE yourselves. just give the democrats $20. they will give it to ICE so they can train more guys
January 18, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Click to see my muscles and my tits, i guess
January 18, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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ICE are bog standard child kidnappers.
Thanks. We have folks in our community giving vulnerable students rides to school, and a teacher shared that they were putting small stuffed animals on their dashboards to help kids identify safe cars. ICE picked up on it and started doing the same. Horrifying.
January 18, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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tbh i should've actually said "unlimited bodily autonomy" for #3 because trans rights are neatly encapsulated in that. the fundamental question at the heart of many issues (trans rights, homophobia, abortion, vaccines, etc) is whether or not you are allowed to have control over your own body.
my top three political issues:

1. environmental sustainability and everything that entails
2. drastically increased funding and reforms for public education
3. trans rights
January 18, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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mood
January 18, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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CBS reportedly will air a piece tonight on El Salvador's notorious CECOT prison — a story that the network infamously pulled last month
Reports: CBS To Air Pulled '60 Minutes' CECOT Segment Tonight
www.huffpost.com
January 18, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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Adonis can get a little bitey when he's done being petted, unless we are in the kitchen where all of his treats and suppers live, and then I can love on him to my heart's content as long as I give him a little treat after. we call it the "sweeties get treaties" accord
January 18, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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roses are red
what are your fears?
a bussy with teeth, or a
Penis with ears
why’s he giving me flashbacks from the ren & stimpy show?
January 18, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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whenever i see ads for online gambling i get the same feeling as when you realize all the water is slowly pulling away from the shore at the beach
January 18, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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bi lesbian is a redundant term because lesbian already means bi
(pulling pin on discourse grenade) therefore lesbian also means bisexual
sapphic means bisexual because sappho was bisexual
January 18, 2026 at 7:57 PM
i need snack but too lazy to go to store and buy snack
January 18, 2026 at 7:46 PM