#private-banker
Cornell alumni, don't forget to vote for trustees!

You can choose among:
- a private equity guy (management consulting flavor)
- a private equity guy (real estate flavor)
- a banker
- an FTC M&A attorney
We can use your help tonight if you have a minute.
It's the last day to submit Q for the Alumni Trustee election process.

Yes, we know alumni are NOT motivated to engage w/Cornell now. (We get it!). But it's 1 lever to use to fix probs.

Please dash off a quick Q to the email👇 even if it's late
By 1/29 send your Qs to
[email protected]

Cornell will screen submitted Qs before 2/10 webinar & likely ask just a few anodyne Qs

But we'd like to keep track of whether alumni have at least tried to ask the tough questions. Let us know

+Mark your calendar for the webinar (see link)../2
February 2, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Ser reklam för minst tre olika private banking-banker i mitt fb-flöde. Jag måste ju ge intrycket av en otroligt lyckad man i mina bästa år.
February 2, 2026 at 5:12 PM
UHNW Private Banker - Managing Director - New York New York United States Job educativ.net/jobs/job/52686...
February 2, 2026 at 6:30 AM
UHNW Private Banker - Managing Director - New York New York United States Job educativ.net/jobs/job/52686...
February 2, 2026 at 6:23 AM
UHNW Private Banker - Managing Director - New York New York United States Job educativ.net/jobs/job/52686...
February 2, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Even worse:
January 31, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Daughter of Crispin James Alan Nevill Money-Coutts, 9th Baron Latymer, retired private banker.

Such a vulnerable demographic…
January 31, 2026 at 4:41 PM
This his her dad the 9th Baron of Latymer. My favorite part is this last sentence talking about his children, Sophie columnist, Drummond (named after another bank) the magician and Rosie. What the fuck happened to Rosie? Is there some family shame?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crispin...
January 31, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Meeting with my private banker this AM - who the fuck am I ?!?
January 30, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Bombardier makes firefighting planes, btw. So Trump literally now helping burn down United States & Yank Forests out of petty grudge 50% aerospace tariff 'cause he's mad our sleazy banker red tory Prime Minister w/ 0 MP experience gave good speech. Celebs private jets: Grounded. Stupid AF Fascist.
January 30, 2026 at 8:56 AM
If your dad is a banker commodity trader who makes software for private wealthy offices you are not really struggling growing up.
January 30, 2026 at 4:47 AM
You are a former banker Mark. Answer this.
Do you think that the billions of dollars that your prior Trudeau gave Doug Ford for healthcare should have been given to the hospitals across Ontario ( who now have to take out loans to operate ) ? Or do you think Ford’s giving it to private is better?
January 30, 2026 at 1:18 AM
5 jobs I've had:

Grocery clerk
Retail Clothing clerk
Private Banker
Paraprofessional
Art Glass Studio Head Ops
5 jobs I’ve had:

Muralist.
Pub Cleaner.
Adult Education - Art.
Playworker - Homeless Families.
Illustrator.
January 30, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Five jobs I’ve had:

-Mechanical Engineer
-Recruitment Consultant
-Sales Representative
-Driving Instructor
-Private Banker/Wealth Manager
Five jobs I’ve had:

- Mother To Five Feral Loin Fruit™️
- Pharmacy Dispenser
- GP Practice Operations Manager
- John Lewis Sales Partner
- National Trust Visitor Experience Officer
5 jobs I’ve had.
Gardener
Lecturer
Travel agent
Tour operations.
Sailing instructor.
January 29, 2026 at 9:08 PM
"Previously she served as the President of Novitex Enterprise Solutions, a technology outsourcing business. Prior to Novitex, Irina was an investment professional at Apollo Global Management in the Private Equity Group and an investment banker in the M&A Group at Morgan Stanley."

ok i gotta stop
January 29, 2026 at 7:22 PM
When Oregon Posse Comitatus member Hartford Van Dyke was arrested for printing $3 million of his own money, he represented himself in court and claimed the proceedings were unconstitutional. The judge who sentenced him to 7 years in prison called him a "psychopath."
January 28, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Not exactly apples to apples, but I’d expect many more cracks in private credit to develop soon.

Starting out my career as a Lev Fin Investment Banker definitely helped prep me for this market…
January 24, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Private Mortgage Banker - 190391-WA-Civica South Bldg, Bellevue Job educativ.net/jobs/job/52238...
January 23, 2026 at 5:56 PM
🔴 Secondo un private banker anonimo di una primaria banca a Milano, i "milionari" in città sono più di 100 mila. Molti super ricchi stranieri acquistano immobili attratti dalla flat tax. Invece per gli italiani "locali" la situazione non è vantaggiosa

Sul sito: buff.ly/Ge2I9pV
January 23, 2026 at 2:00 PM
lamag.com/politics/deu...

“Thomas Bowers, the onetime head of Deutsche Bank’s American wealth-management division, where he oversaw Trump’s private banker, committed suicide by hanging, according to Los Angeles County Medical Examiner-“
Former Deutsche Bank Exec Connected to Trump Loans Dies by Suicide in Malibu - LAmag
Thomas Bowers, who worked above Trump's personal banker, was 55
lamag.com
January 23, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Go actually look at his policies. One speech can not define a person. He is an intelligent articulate banker with the same class interests as Trump. He’s prioritizing private capital, resource extraction, sidelining Indigenous consultation and turning back climate policy. He’s Canadian Mitt Romney.
January 23, 2026 at 5:05 AM
"A New York banker toasted the Supreme Court in 1895: 'I give you, gentlemen, the Supreme Court of the United States--guardian of the dollar, defender of private property, enemy of spoliation, sheet anchor of the republic.
"Very soon after the 14th Amendment became law, the Supreme Court began...
January 22, 2026 at 6:16 PM