guy named squssy (me):
December 29, 2025 at 12:41 PM
guy named squssy (me):
me in the squssy if I'm being honest youtu.be/JS4wtEen2EM?...
HD - Squidward Walking Sound Effect
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December 29, 2025 at 12:38 PM
me in the squssy if I'm being honest youtu.be/JS4wtEen2EM?...
SQUSSY FOREVERRRRRRRRRR
December 23, 2025 at 5:23 AM
SQUSSY FOREVERRRRRRRRRR
I’m gonna wear it to work and nobody will know it’s a squssy
December 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I’m gonna wear it to work and nobody will know it’s a squssy
The incredible @self-induljennt.bsky.social has made a fresh version of her gorgeous squssy stede art!!! GO TELL HER HOW BEAUTIFUL HE IS
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ would follow to the depths!!
(Read the fic series by @stedezissou.bsky.social and me: archiveofourown.org/works/43870300)
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ would follow to the depths!!
(Read the fic series by @stedezissou.bsky.social and me: archiveofourown.org/works/43870300)
October 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The incredible @self-induljennt.bsky.social has made a fresh version of her gorgeous squssy stede art!!! GO TELL HER HOW BEAUTIFUL HE IS
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ would follow to the depths!!
(Read the fic series by @stedezissou.bsky.social and me: archiveofourown.org/works/43870300)
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ would follow to the depths!!
(Read the fic series by @stedezissou.bsky.social and me: archiveofourown.org/works/43870300)
Technically they kept everyone else safe from the squssy. You were already lost
September 25, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Technically they kept everyone else safe from the squssy. You were already lost
There will now never be a time in my life where I do not know the word "squssy" exists.
Got age-verified on my work Discord this morning because I wanted to display a preview image of an open giant squid beak and the surrounding buccal mass
Thanks for keeping me pure and safe from the squssy Keir
Thanks for keeping me pure and safe from the squssy Keir
September 25, 2025 at 9:50 AM
There will now never be a time in my life where I do not know the word "squssy" exists.
Got age-verified on my work Discord this morning because I wanted to display a preview image of an open giant squid beak and the surrounding buccal mass
Thanks for keeping me pure and safe from the squssy Keir
Thanks for keeping me pure and safe from the squssy Keir
September 25, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Got age-verified on my work Discord this morning because I wanted to display a preview image of an open giant squid beak and the surrounding buccal mass
Thanks for keeping me pure and safe from the squssy Keir
Thanks for keeping me pure and safe from the squssy Keir
sperm whale just wanted that squssy juice
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 25, 2025 at 8:29 AM
sperm whale just wanted that squssy juice
Give them 6 hours and next time you google Squonk, it will autofill to “what does Squssy taste like?”
September 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Give them 6 hours and next time you google Squonk, it will autofill to “what does Squssy taste like?”
they put their whole squssy in the animations/cutscenes this patch
August 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
they put their whole squssy in the animations/cutscenes this patch
With their combined field of vision, they can gaze upon the squssy and the amethyst eyes simultaneously 💜🦑
August 6, 2025 at 6:53 AM
With their combined field of vision, they can gaze upon the squssy and the amethyst eyes simultaneously 💜🦑
OH MY GOD YES oh my godddd
@faeeebaeee.bsky.social did an amazing squssy at one point and I need to make a series of zines hahaha
@faeeebaeee.bsky.social did an amazing squssy at one point and I need to make a series of zines hahaha
July 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
OH MY GOD YES oh my godddd
@faeeebaeee.bsky.social did an amazing squssy at one point and I need to make a series of zines hahaha
@faeeebaeee.bsky.social did an amazing squssy at one point and I need to make a series of zines hahaha
Background characters? Squidward has his squssy out 24/7! They have very selective rules for who’s allowed to be dick/pussy out
July 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Background characters? Squidward has his squssy out 24/7! They have very selective rules for who’s allowed to be dick/pussy out
Got his whole squssy on display 😫
June 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Got his whole squssy on display 😫
summary of my socallie experience™️
1. always bet on barnacle tc (even though it didn’t appear ONCE)
2. NEVER give me the ball on mako cb
3. my friends are super fucking amazing
1. always bet on barnacle tc (even though it didn’t appear ONCE)
2. NEVER give me the ball on mako cb
3. my friends are super fucking amazing
June 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
summary of my socallie experience™️
1. always bet on barnacle tc (even though it didn’t appear ONCE)
2. NEVER give me the ball on mako cb
3. my friends are super fucking amazing
1. always bet on barnacle tc (even though it didn’t appear ONCE)
2. NEVER give me the ball on mako cb
3. my friends are super fucking amazing
Oh to be the one devouring squssy
June 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Oh to be the one devouring squssy
My friend saw Squssy Stede and asked "does your fandom have tentacle porn?" and I was like OH YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH WE LOVE TENTACLES
This is absolutely INSANE. The most bountiful of loots. I cried. Thank you so much for sending these babies to me @ghostalservice.bsky.social 😭🩷
May 24, 2025 at 9:52 AM
My friend saw Squssy Stede and asked "does your fandom have tentacle porn?" and I was like OH YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH WE LOVE TENTACLES
Something that makes me smile today is these keychains (yeti from @bwphades.bsky.social, rainbow Animorphs from @slagathor420.bsky.social, and squssy by @neslee.bsky.social)
May 10, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Something that makes me smile today is these keychains (yeti from @bwphades.bsky.social, rainbow Animorphs from @slagathor420.bsky.social, and squssy by @neslee.bsky.social)
for once, i stand with squssy
May 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
for once, i stand with squssy
Sorry I've been talking about The Illness so often btw, I'll get back to squssy posting hopefully when my new desk gets here on the 7th
April 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Sorry I've been talking about The Illness so often btw, I'll get back to squssy posting hopefully when my new desk gets here on the 7th
merstede 🤝 squssy stede
April 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
merstede 🤝 squssy stede
Just a squssy ❤️
April 3, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Just a squssy ❤️