Have you never heard the paradox of the Boat, Vessel, Barge, Transport, Raft, Dinghy, or Ship of Thesaurus?
February 13, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Have you never heard the paradox of the Boat, Vessel, Barge, Transport, Raft, Dinghy, or Ship of Thesaurus?
Congratulations on your thesaurus.
February 13, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Congratulations on your thesaurus.
She really is obnoxious.
And not one question answered. An absolute shit show of how to not do your job.
And if she’s unsure what “justice” means can someone give her a thesaurus. And not the #BastardTrump version.
Thanks.
And not one question answered. An absolute shit show of how to not do your job.
And if she’s unsure what “justice” means can someone give her a thesaurus. And not the #BastardTrump version.
Thanks.
February 13, 2026 at 7:09 PM
She really is obnoxious.
And not one question answered. An absolute shit show of how to not do your job.
And if she’s unsure what “justice” means can someone give her a thesaurus. And not the #BastardTrump version.
Thanks.
And not one question answered. An absolute shit show of how to not do your job.
And if she’s unsure what “justice” means can someone give her a thesaurus. And not the #BastardTrump version.
Thanks.
"Oh no, the teacher is gonna figure out I copied this part of my essay from Wikipedia. Whatever shall I do?"
The humble Thesaurus:
The humble Thesaurus:
February 13, 2026 at 6:41 PM
"Oh no, the teacher is gonna figure out I copied this part of my essay from Wikipedia. Whatever shall I do?"
The humble Thesaurus:
The humble Thesaurus:
To be fair, you unlock this after beating Thesaurus in a duel.
February 13, 2026 at 6:20 PM
To be fair, you unlock this after beating Thesaurus in a duel.
Went searching for an online thesaurus and could only find a synonym finder.
February 13, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Went searching for an online thesaurus and could only find a synonym finder.
It seems like they ran “it can shoot lasers from its eyes” through a thesaurus
February 13, 2026 at 6:15 PM
It seems like they ran “it can shoot lasers from its eyes” through a thesaurus
Can someone give these motherfuckers a thesaurus?
February 13, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Can someone give these motherfuckers a thesaurus?
You know your brain is deadline-fried when you find yourself opening a thesaurus tab and searching synonyms for "question"
February 13, 2026 at 4:40 PM
You know your brain is deadline-fried when you find yourself opening a thesaurus tab and searching synonyms for "question"
Temporarily halting aid that WE WERE NOT REQUIRED TO PROVIDE does not violate the terms of the memorandum
Also , halting aid would fall into passive assistance . You might look into purchasing a thesaurus
Also , halting aid would fall into passive assistance . You might look into purchasing a thesaurus
February 13, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Temporarily halting aid that WE WERE NOT REQUIRED TO PROVIDE does not violate the terms of the memorandum
Also , halting aid would fall into passive assistance . You might look into purchasing a thesaurus
Also , halting aid would fall into passive assistance . You might look into purchasing a thesaurus
Nice thesaurus plz
February 13, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Nice thesaurus plz
What are Thesaurus Rexes?🦖
February 13, 2026 at 4:08 PM
What are Thesaurus Rexes?🦖
Reminder to stay hydrated 🖤
February 13, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Reminder to stay hydrated 🖤
What are Thesaurus writers?
February 13, 2026 at 4:01 PM
What are Thesaurus writers?
I’m going back to read that for the third time. The review is the hidden crossover between taste and thesaurus.
February 13, 2026 at 3:45 PM
I’m going back to read that for the third time. The review is the hidden crossover between taste and thesaurus.
Of course McEldowney makes heavy use of a thesaurus. He tells us a lot about himself with these strips (derogatory).
February 13, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Of course McEldowney makes heavy use of a thesaurus. He tells us a lot about himself with these strips (derogatory).
👍 Christopher Webb's Epstein Thesaurus:
Resigned = got caught
Resigned = got caught
Notice how “resigned” keeps meaning “got caught.”
Now do Howard Lutnick.
Now do Howard Lutnick.
February 13, 2026 at 3:00 PM
👍 Christopher Webb's Epstein Thesaurus:
Resigned = got caught
Resigned = got caught
I am sure she will be concerned about it.
Or she will start using Thesaurus . com
Or she will start using Thesaurus . com
February 13, 2026 at 2:15 PM
I am sure she will be concerned about it.
Or she will start using Thesaurus . com
Or she will start using Thesaurus . com
@mrjamesob.bsky.social I am loving this! Dictionaries, thesaurus (plural?), and favourite words. The English language is elegant and beautiful - let's make the most of it. Best means of articulating all we need, want to communicate, especially our love 🥰
February 13, 2026 at 12:27 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social I am loving this! Dictionaries, thesaurus (plural?), and favourite words. The English language is elegant and beautiful - let's make the most of it. Best means of articulating all we need, want to communicate, especially our love 🥰
@mrjamesob.bsky.social I read a Thesaurus once. It was useless, superfluous, unneeded, not required.
February 13, 2026 at 12:17 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social I read a Thesaurus once. It was useless, superfluous, unneeded, not required.
Someone hit the thesaurus for that!
February 13, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Someone hit the thesaurus for that!
Almost 3 weeks and nothing.
Rep Jeffries, either put down the thesaurus and do something or allow someone with some guts to lead.
Rep Jeffries, either put down the thesaurus and do something or allow someone with some guts to lead.
Donald Trump must fire Kristi Noem immediately.
Or Democrats will initiate impeachment proceedings against her in the House.
We can do this the easy way or the hard way.
Or Democrats will initiate impeachment proceedings against her in the House.
We can do this the easy way or the hard way.
February 13, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Almost 3 weeks and nothing.
Rep Jeffries, either put down the thesaurus and do something or allow someone with some guts to lead.
Rep Jeffries, either put down the thesaurus and do something or allow someone with some guts to lead.
More lip service from the left.
You know he won’t fire her.
Put down the thesaurus and initiate impeachment already.
We’re tired of your constant threats of action that lead nowhere.
You know he won’t fire her.
Put down the thesaurus and initiate impeachment already.
We’re tired of your constant threats of action that lead nowhere.
Donald Trump must fire Kristi Noem immediately.
Or Democrats will initiate impeachment proceedings against her in the House.
We can do this the easy way or the hard way.
Or Democrats will initiate impeachment proceedings against her in the House.
We can do this the easy way or the hard way.
February 13, 2026 at 8:16 AM
More lip service from the left.
You know he won’t fire her.
Put down the thesaurus and initiate impeachment already.
We’re tired of your constant threats of action that lead nowhere.
You know he won’t fire her.
Put down the thesaurus and initiate impeachment already.
We’re tired of your constant threats of action that lead nowhere.
It's not exactly "less this, more this." It's specifically "It's not this, but this."
Specifically it's just saying it's the same thing but in a more grandiose thesaurus using manner. It's one of the common tells that is weirdly in all the different models.
Specifically it's just saying it's the same thing but in a more grandiose thesaurus using manner. It's one of the common tells that is weirdly in all the different models.
February 13, 2026 at 8:10 AM
It's not exactly "less this, more this." It's specifically "It's not this, but this."
Specifically it's just saying it's the same thing but in a more grandiose thesaurus using manner. It's one of the common tells that is weirdly in all the different models.
Specifically it's just saying it's the same thing but in a more grandiose thesaurus using manner. It's one of the common tells that is weirdly in all the different models.
On that omegaverse shit and was looking for some other words besides snarl for obvious reasons and, um, tell me why the thesaurus clocked my ass? 🥹
February 13, 2026 at 6:39 AM
On that omegaverse shit and was looking for some other words besides snarl for obvious reasons and, um, tell me why the thesaurus clocked my ass? 🥹