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Are we in the ‘They Live’ 2025 power alliance timeline? 👀 Don’t believe me? Buy some bubblegum and watch it again folks. #thedarkesttimeline #theylive #johncarpenter
January 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Vinted má tmavý režim! Cool, cool cool cool. #TheDarkestTimeline
November 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
This makes me cry and vomit at the same time.

I cannot believe this is real life.

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New details released about the plans for UFC cage match on the White House south lawn:
September 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I just bought a bunch of whistles today!

Why, yes, I *do* live in Chicagoland, where several ICE raids have occurred in neighboring towns, how'd you guess?

'MURIKKKA!
#FreeDumb
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October 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
We're living in #thedarkesttimeline
February 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
March 7, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Not me googling how far I live from known nuclear weapon silos…

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February 14, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Like…there are a lit of grown ass adults out there who sincerely think Homelander is cool, and Superman is a dorky loser.

(And that Jesus is an immortal white supremacist who loves guns & the USA but hates LGBTQ folks, feminism & abortion)

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August 15, 2025 at 9:16 AM
It's been a year of a week. The daily crisis reports have already begun. We're going to need a lot more coffee to get through this. #thedarkesttimeline
November 16, 2024 at 5:30 PM
November 24, 2024 at 5:20 PM
I can't help but wonder what they will say about these times years and decades from now. #TheDarkestTimeline
January 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
…career politicians who care only for reelection and not for what an elected official is meant to do or represent. It doesn’t represent the people. Don’t get me wrong. Too many #Dems fit this bill too. Get #AOC on the ticket and #BarackObama on the horn. It’s time to leave #TheDarkestTimeline.
June 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
January 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I wonder what happened in all those other timelines. Can someone please roll the dice again?

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July 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Did anyone catch if the hg’s knew that getting safety meant they couldn’t play for HOH- I thought Ava looked surprised when she heard that part afterwards #bb27 #thedarkesttimeline
September 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
But he can command the military.
He will hold the nuclear football.
#Idiocracy
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As a convicted felon, Donold is no longer allowed to own a gun. That’s fun.
January 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Prediction 4) The 2025 US statistics is going to see a major increase on harassment, assault and homicides of trans people (more specifically trans women). #thedarkesttimeline #politics #landofthefallen
March 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Heatwaves and floods oh my. All I wanted to check was I'm not about to drive out into hail :]

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November 15, 2024 at 5:08 AM
That a year ago we were all loving on Luke Combs and Tracy Chapman and now we are here…#thedarkesttimeline
February 17, 2025 at 12:03 PM
You know what? The hell with it. Go Pats. Maybe if they win this one TB, Gronk and co. will retire and we can finally be done with it.

That and - as much as I hate the Pats - Stan Kroenke doesn't deserve to be rewarded with a win today.

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December 1, 2024 at 10:06 AM
A doomscroll in two frames.
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#GiantMeteor2028
March 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
So I guess an unelected foreign billionaire Russian asset who rigged the election in the "president's" favor and is currently gutting our country's government agencies is a joke now. #TheDarkestTimeline
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with his eyes closed .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with his eyes closed .
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February 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Amazing how the USA is aligned with North Korea and Russia. While the rest of the world isn't. #thedarkesttimeline
February 25, 2025 at 7:12 AM