#tmw
"I'll be up early tmw"

sleeps 13 hours
January 7, 2026 at 6:21 PM
This is a weird, slightly rough week for me. Two anniversaries.
1/8, tmw: 30 yrs since one of my best friends passed.
1/11, Sunday: 20 yrs since my mom died.
🫥
January 7, 2026 at 5:46 PM
HHS and USDA unveiling the new dietary guidelines at Karoline Leavitt's 11am ET White House press briefing. There has been no formal announcement of this, just a post on X. There is, however, a "celebration" at HHS tmw.

#Medsky #nutrition #diet #food #Cardiosky #diabetes #heartdisease
January 7, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Tmw you’re really exhausted but since you cried so hard almost 10 hours earlier you have a persistent pain in your head keeping you from sleeping.
January 7, 2026 at 8:49 AM
It’s so horrible, I just can’t push the fear down which I know must make falling more likely… hopefully less bad tmw.
January 7, 2026 at 8:39 AM
i’m going on a personal date with myself tmw. Forest meditation in the morning, grab lunch, then chinese art film in the afternoon
January 7, 2026 at 7:44 AM
四行もある
January 7, 2026 at 3:58 AM
tmw You realize this wasn't yelled by an Eric Dick fan..
January 7, 2026 at 2:49 AM
seeing the film tmw with my monthly film credit
January 7, 2026 at 12:30 AM
no reply. just a “hey wanna do lunch tmw” tweet
January 6, 2026 at 9:23 PM
So I had a look around to find other sources of bollocks, so same idea but not quite so neat format as it isn't a headline condensed into a tweet with a convenient photo.. anyway here's the new format daily bollocks!

(Don't even wanna look at the app rn, but will delete twatter account tmw)

#NUFC
January 6, 2026 at 8:20 PM
My mom asked me to open a can of green beans and the can opener looked like it was a low level Zelda weapon from medieval times

I know I spend too much on things but ma’am for fucks sake!

Yes I already ordered a new one it gets here tmw
January 6, 2026 at 6:23 PM
TMW you get an email saying you can apply for the RBC Brooklyn Half...but you've only been running two months post-surgery and clearly not fit for racing yet
a man wearing glasses and a black suit is standing in front of a sign that says ' the ' on it
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black suit is standing in front of a sign that says ' the ' on it
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 5:48 PM
YDAY: “We’re doing it for oil”
<it’s garbage and the majors say GFY> ❌

TODAY: “We’re doing it for critical minerals”
<we still can’t refine the shit without sending it to 🇨🇳> ❌

TMW: “we’re doing it to secure critical supplies of Flor de Caña”
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
January 6, 2026 at 1:19 PM
i had to rebuy darkest dungeon and normal price is $25 but it's on sale for $3.75 until tmw night AHHHHH buying rn
January 6, 2026 at 11:08 AM
I'm glad it - touch wood - has worked multiple times for you. I'll be very interested to read thru tmw.

Pity we don't have public health anymore, and have to DIY everything. Anywho.
Thank you again.
January 6, 2026 at 10:33 AM
week 15 of #rachelcusktogether starts tmw!
January 6, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Truly discouraging. I am of the belief that congress has been dissolved and they just haven’t told us yet. The whole thing reeks of a blackmail scheme and I’m not sure if it’s not an international ploy to bring us to to our knees.

Let’s see what clueless Mike has to say tmw. Enlightening I bet
January 6, 2026 at 3:33 AM
tmw you remember your father follows your kofi page so he's been seeing all the silly meme redraws you've been posting 0__0;
January 6, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Tmw you failed at baking and have to do a walk of shame as you eat the fucked up monstrosity that you created. I have lost the battle, but not the war...
January 6, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Tmw you run into someone but every time you do they're a bit bigger than they were last time...
January 6, 2026 at 2:45 AM
not finishing it btw
he'll just tell me tmw how it ended
January 6, 2026 at 2:16 AM
deadline for tmw and they had to nerf me by hitting me w the eepy. evil media gods
January 6, 2026 at 12:32 AM
oooh that's a great rule of thumb that i will try out tmw!! 🫡
January 5, 2026 at 11:11 PM