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scary dank serpico

@abh93.bsky.social

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"you're my bluesky, read my skeets today. lord, you know it makes me high when you repost what i say" i like some sports teams but naming them in bio is cringe musician, socialist, proud father, happily married to eathotchip.bsky.social, he/him

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scary dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · Aug 7

*stoner anakin skywalker* i hate resin. it's sticky and it gets everywhere. anyway would you like to smoke some marijuana queen

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scary dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 1h

it's gotta be upwards of 80% of gif users in 2025 who are right wing, right? weird unpopular opinion but i'm willing to stand on business this time

Air-rum @aarum.bsky.social · 3h

Trump said hey I’m putting a resort over in Gaza, hey ain’t NO more elections after I get back in AND instead of making a plan to get him out y’all focused on Kamala…. WHO you didn’t vote for.

So in 2026 when he declares Marshall law DO NOT SAY SHIT TO US WE TOLD YOU SO SINCE 2016.

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ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a blue background that says cause

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 3h

timed mutes and being able to turn off other people's reshares would be great "i like you but you've got some bad habits" features

Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 3h

Timed mutes would fix a lot around here

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 6h

Sometimes what’s most striking about this campaign is that he speaks like he’s actually talking to fellow adults, whereas almost every other politician appears to have tailored their messaging to a smarter-than-average dog

Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 7h

UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.

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scary dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 10h

yeah i'd always go look for the old home plate before i'd go inside

scary dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 10h

the racism from white fans to the black people who lived in the vicinity of turner field was so obvious to me as a kid. pricing black people out of seeing the games and even playing the game really pissed me off. sports as radicalization fuel was/is a real thing for me

scary dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 11h

georgia state uses it now, they call it center parc stadium. it's still turner field to me but at least it's not a complete bird toilet

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scary dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 11h

when it was announced everyone i knew was like "well they wanna be closer to the people who buy tickets" and i was like "you are saying you only want white people at the games, you know that right?" now cobb is more diverse than it was but leaving that neighborhood behind still grinds my gears

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 14h

and I'm getting kinda horny
I'm getting kinda sad
Where can I find a woman
Like the one that Jessie's had

He is a friend I value
Should be good for his sake
But seeing her with Jessie
Makes me really wish I
Had girl
Had girl

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scary dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 11h

honestly when he left atlanta and the braves, well, left atlanta, that nearly ruined the whole sport for me. i felt insane for a while. now i live closer to the new park but i still feel like total shit just want her (turner field) back

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scary dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 11h

"yeah man" - guy who agrees it's tainted because jason heyward should have got a ring with atlanta

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scary dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 11h

why are you posting AI as if it is real, this sucks

scary dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 17h

rip chris cornell you would have loved cal raleigh and pope leo

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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 1d

It's hilarious to see "moderates" or the "politically homeless" still do this "the right and left are both equally bad but this ICE stuff needs to end." You credulous moron, there is no left equivalent to ICE. Your favorite comedian getting "cancelled" isnt equivalent!

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scary dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 1d

why harmon instead of harmoff

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Ryan North? But - he died... 30 years ago this very night!! @ryannorth.ca · 1d

In video games, you will often find a fully roasted chicken abandoned on the ground, and eating it extremely quickly makes you feel better. What's less known is that this is also true in real life

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1d

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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onion person @junlper.beer · 1d

filing this under my “statements the entire rightwing media apparatus would have a brain aneurysm over if this was even suggested by anyone on the left” folder

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Hegseth: "I'm also proud that today we're signing a letter of acceptance to build a Qatari Emeri air force facility at the Mountain Home Airbase in Idaho."

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scary dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 1d

you don't have to like maduro to admit machado is a criminal, a loyal servant to trump and netanyahu, and would sacrifice countless venezuelan lives in order to achieve power in a country that largely doesn't want her to have any.

Arturo Dominguez 🇨🇺🇺🇸 @extremearturo.bsky.social · 1d

🧵 Am I surprised they gave Maria Corina Machado the Nobel Peace Prize? No. Does she deserve it? Also, no. There’s a reason she was barred from running for office in Venezuela: multiple violent coup attempts and calling of foreign governments, like Israel, to invade Venezuela.

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scary dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 1d

nor is someone celebrating trump's bombing of her own people deserving. do you read the news or just skim

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Shawn's Socialist Slipstreaming（宇祥）- he/him/他/dia @shawnybantzy.bsky.social · 1d

Apparently our newest Nobel Peace Prize winner wrote to fucking Netanyahu for help in overthrowing the government of her own country dawg

The population of Venezuela needs international protection against the widespread and systematic attack to which the Venezuelan regime subjects it. This is demonstrated by the report dated May 29, 2018, submitted by the Organisation of American States to the International Criminal Court. This has served as the basis for nine states, including Argentina, to file complaints against the regime before that international body. We deeply appreciate this effort, which is decisive for the outcome of the Venezuelan tragedy.

I am convinced that the international community, in accordance with the responsibility to protect doctrine, is called upon to provide Venezuelans with the necessary support to bring about the regime change that is urgently needed to restore national and international security. Therefore, I have recently sent letters to several of the world’s leading figures to promote before the United Nations Security Council the adoption of effective protection measures for Venezuela by fostering regime change, a step that necessarily entails strengthening international security. Today I want to ask Israel and Argentina to contribute their expertise and influence to advance a sound and urgent decision-making process in the Security Council.

Such measures are imperative in the face of a hemispheric security hotspot like the one currently posed by the regime oppressing Venezuela. The United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees and the International Organisation for Migration have certified that the current refugee crisis of people fleeing Venezuela is the largest in the history of the Americas. Argentina is an example of this crisis, having welcomed hundreds of thousands of our compatriots—a gesture for which Venezuelans will always be grateful. However, we must be aware that without a change of regime in our country, hemispheric and global security will be at risk.

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scary dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 1d

machado also doesn't deserve the peace prize

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Curb Your Malthusiasm 2.0 @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 1d

Love that they gave the Nobel Peace Prize to the sentient version of this tweet

Jane
@Whooping_Jane
blonde-haired blue-eyed person named something like Sabine
Mengele-Eichmann: my country, Venezuela, yearns for freedom
1:40 PM • 2/3/19 • Twitter Web Client

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scary dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 1d

it's not just people who don't care about the environment who use chatgpt

cunts do as well

Alex Connolly ▞ @alexconnolly.bsky.social · 1d

Stewart Lee when confronted by a podcaster brandishing ChatGPT-generated questions.

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