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La aceituna de siempre, ahora en el cielo
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xabigazte.bsky.social
April O'Neil, Hacktivist
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AD: Stephanie Cheung

for MtG - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

One of my childhood crushes <3 getting to paint her for this set was such a gift.
I've been the biggest fan of all the iterations of TMNT since the 90's, so working on this felt amazing!!
🧡💜❤️💙
#MTG #MTGxTMNT
aceituna.bsky.social
No, but I didn't talk about religious functions, only political ones.
aceituna.bsky.social
Lo que pasa en la central lechera minotaura a diario
aburrido354.bsky.social
esto, esto le pasó a la tía may
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reverendjesus.com
Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid
Three persons in inflatable frog costumes. One of them is holding a nicely painted sign with two little cartoon frogs holding hands, below the text "FROGS TOGETHER STRONG"
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aceituna.bsky.social
Just like the king in Spain! Not real power, but many diplomatic and simbolic functions
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padovano.bsky.social
- En la iglesia católica nos estamos modernizando y para adaptarnos a los nuevos tiempos ahora ya no damos hostias en misa.
- Ah, no? Y qué hacen ahora Santo Padre?
- Ven, que te explico.
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scumbelievable.bsky.social
1 horror movie every day of October:

5-MAGNETIC ROSE, Kōji Morimoto (1995)
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aceituna.bsky.social
Lo de madrugar "for grinding" pues eeeeeeh. Cada cual a su gusto supongo.
Pero es verdad que haber aprendido a traducir te hace interactuar con la lectura de otra forma. Es muy chulo
aceituna.bsky.social
Y lo divertido y gratificante que es
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gwensnyder.bsky.social
And let me highlight the DISCIPLINE at play here and across the country, too.

They are trying to goad protestors into lighting a Reichstag fire and those efforts are being met with suggestive hip thrusts from a giant inflatable frog.

This is movement not taking the bait.
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soynormal.bsky.social
-Hoy, el profesor Coleman, ganador del Nobel en física y experto en partículas elementales, nos explicará lo que es un quark
-El sonido que hacen los patos
-Muchas gracias
-Las que tú tienes
aceituna.bsky.social
Quiero tejeeeeeer pero tengo que hacer las muestras primeeroooo y lo odio
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momosweetpeach.bsky.social
Rediscovered one of my favorite Thank You cards that I drew for my Etsy store orders when it was first happenin'.
A hand-drawn thank you card that reads, "Thanks for your support!!"

Below is an illustration of the artist's persona which is a cat-weasel-like critter. Said critter is depicted as a mermaid, labeled "Mermomo..."

Mermomo: "I'm an invasive species! Hunt me for sport!"
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hachefilardi.bsky.social
Qué genialidad es esto. Y qué pedazo de zas en toda la boca a quienes dicen la majadería esa de “es que es imposible hacer humor sin reírse de alguien”.
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sarahtaber.bsky.social
hmm this Art. it speaks to me
screenshot from tumblr. username @matthewsiji.com says "It's 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousness of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4"

username crazy-pages reblogs with the added note: "I can't decide if it's better if they're not really uploaded into the cloud, they just all tricked themselves into thinking a GPT model trained on their brain is them, so she's playing with their fake echoes in a macabre imitation of the immortality they deluded themselves into believing they had. Or if they're real and she's just about to torment them forever"