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lizzii @acupofsugar.bsky.social · 4h

Someone's suv has been parked down the road blasting it's awful subwoofer for almost two hours now?? Someone come get this vehicle!!

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Alerts from NWS Chicago IL (UNOFFICIAL) @chi.nws-bot.us · 10h

🚨 Winter Storm Warning issued November 9 at 11:21AM CST until November 10 at 12:00PM CST by NWS Chicago IL 🚨
Additional Details Here.
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* WHAT...Dangerous to impossible travel conditions due to intense
lake effect snow expected. Snow rates in excess of 3 inches per
hour, localized total snow accumulations of 12 to 18 inches, and
northerly wind gusts in excess of 30 mph are expected.

* WHERE...Central Cook, Eastern Will, Northern Cook, and Southern
Cook Counties.

* WHEN...From 9 PM this evening to noon CST Monday.

* IMPACTS...Snow rates in excess of 3 inches per hour will cripple
travel, including during the Monday morning commute. Strong
northerly wind gusts in excess of 30 mph will lead to greatly
reduced visibility, especially near the Lake Michigan shoreline.
Periods of thundersnow will occur, as well.

* ADDITIONAL DETAILS...Lake effect snow is often very localized,
with conditions varying from safe to dangerous across just a few
miles. Snow totals in the Winter Storm Warning area may vary
considerably from one location to the next.

* WHAT...Dangerous travel conditions due to intense lake effect snow
expected. Snow rates in excess of 3 inches per hour, localized
total snow accumulations of 8 to 12 inches, and northerly wind
gusts in excess of 30 mph are expected.

* WHERE...Lake IN and Porter Counties.

* WHEN...From 9 PM this evening to 6 PM CST Monday.

* IMPACTS...Snow rates in excess of 3 inches per hour will cripple
travel. Strong northerly wind gusts in excess of 30 mph will lead
to greatly reduced visibility, especially near the Lake Michigan
shoreline. Periods of thundersnow will occur, as well.

* ADDITIONAL DETAILS...There may be breaks between periods of lake
effect snow. Lake effect snow is often very localized, with
conditions varying from safe to dangerous across just a few miles.
Snow totals in the Winter Storm Warning area may vary considerably
from one location to the next.

* WHAT...Dangerous travel conditions due to lake effect snow
expected. Snow rates of 1 to 2 inches per hour and localized snow
accumulations of 6 to 10 inches expected.

* WHERE...Kankakee County.

* WHEN...From midnight tonight to noon CST Monday.

* IMPACTS...Untreated roads, and especially bridges and overpasses,
may will become slick and hazardous.

* ADDITIONAL DETAILS...Lake effect snow is often very localized,
with conditions varying from safe to dangerous across just a few
miles. Snow totals in the Winter Storm Warning area may vary
considerably from one location to the next, with the highest
totals expected near and east of Interstate 57.

* WHAT...Slippery travel conditions due to lake effect snow
expected. Snow rates of 1 to 2 inches per hour and localized snow
accumulations of 2 to 6 inches expected.

* WHERE...DuPage, Northern Will, and Southern Will Counties.

* WHEN...From 9 PM this evening to noon CST Monday.

* IMPACTS...Travel could be very difficult. The hazardous conditions
could impact the Monday morning commute.

* ADDITIONAL DETAILS...Lake effect snow is often very localized,
with conditions varying from safe to dangerous across just a few
miles. The highest snow accumulations are expected east of
Interstate 355 and especially toward Cook County.

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lizzii @acupofsugar.bsky.social · 23h

no! that's awful! 💔

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it's charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 1d

she's a ten but she screams Don Hertzfeldt quotes when she cums

𝖓𝖔𝖗𝖆 𝖓𝖊𝖚𝖗𝖔𝖘𝖎𝖘𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖗 🏳️‍⚧️ @neurosismancer.gay · Aug 7

shes a ten but she makes don martin cartoon noises when she cums

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lizzii @acupofsugar.bsky.social · 2d

Twilight Breaking Dawn the movie Part 1 literally said you can't abort your baby, it might be the second coming of jesus

Bella's pregnancy is an immaculate conception, change my mind.

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lizzii @acupofsugar.bsky.social · 2d

My nightguard snapped in two this morning

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Eyepatch Wolf @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social · 2d

“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

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David @dsalmon1449.bsky.social · 2d

Is the charismatic chicago leftist mayor in the room with us now?

Our last 3 mayors:
Teachers union guy who can’t even admit he likes gifts.

Short lesbian woman who loves suits that make her look like a 2003 NBA draft prospect.

Guy who loved cops so much he covered up a 12 year olds murder.

Daniel Knowles @dlknowles.bsky.social · 2d

If I lived in New York and had a vote, I would have gone for Brad Lander, whose policy thinking is far more up my alley. I have seen in Chicago what happens when a charismatic leftist wins promising big change and then can't deliver and loses support fast. But Mamdani seems like he may work it out

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John @localcelebrity.bsky.social · 2d

If anything we should be talking about what Brandon and Zohran AREN’T by looking at the similarities between Cuomo and Vallas.

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John @localcelebrity.bsky.social · 2d

As someone who was an unapologetic Brandon booster, and a very big fan of Zohran’s campaign, there is really almost no comparison between these two.

All they have in common is that they were both left-of-center candidates with corrupt, right-leaning ‘Democrat’ opponents with histories of failure.

Daniel Knowles @dlknowles.bsky.social · 2d

If I lived in New York and had a vote, I would have gone for Brad Lander, whose policy thinking is far more up my alley. I have seen in Chicago what happens when a charismatic leftist wins promising big change and then can't deliver and loses support fast. But Mamdani seems like he may work it out

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URSULA @mawcollective.bsky.social · 5d

don't forget the best part

Fumble @Fumble_69420 • 1d
Why does the fucking price matters if you love the thing so much?
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vydamo @vydamo_•1d
Your wife is being stabbed to death, once every year.
Do you let her keep being stabbed each year infront of you? Or do you leave her and let her die without you watching?
I don't want to watch that.

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lizzii @acupofsugar.bsky.social · 2d

I'd stop my wife from getting stabbed, but maybe that's because I actually like my wife

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lizzii @acupofsugar.bsky.social · 2d

I remember that Trolls game omg!

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lizzii @acupofsugar.bsky.social · 2d

66 hours into Pokémon Legends Z-A and the smaller city-only map is continually reinforced as a good idea in my mind. I love just running around it. The wide open spaces of Legends Arceus were boring and time wasting tbh. I think this was a brave decision and I really appreciate it!

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Star:Line Chicago @starlinechicago.bsky.social · 3d

Thru-run Orange to Kimball you cowards

Chicago Sun-Times @chicago.suntimes.com · 3d

Acting CTA President Nora Leerhsen’s ambitious plan would also expand — from 20 to 30 routes — the so-called “Frequent Bus Network” that provides service “every ten minutes or better” between 6 a.m. and 9 p.m.
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CTA plans 24-hour service on Orange Line to Midway, thanks to mass transit bailout

Acting CTA President Nora Leerhsen’s ambitious plan would also expand — from 20 to 30 routes — the so-called “Frequent Bus Network” that provides service “every ten minutes or better” between 6 a.m. and 9 p.m.

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Yonah Freemark @yonahfreemark.com · 3d

Thanks to the Illinois’ massive investment in transit, Chicago has a bright transit future, with the dawn coming next year:
—50% increase in every-10-min bus routes to 30 citywide
—8-minute midday headways on rail lines
—24-hour Orange Line service (Red & Blue already have it)

Chicago Sun-Times @chicago.suntimes.com · 3d

Acting CTA President Nora Leerhsen’s ambitious plan would also expand — from 20 to 30 routes — the so-called “Frequent Bus Network” that provides service “every ten minutes or better” between 6 a.m. and 9 p.m.
trib.al/Va4Ri0r

CTA plans 24-hour service on Orange Line to Midway, thanks to mass transit bailout

Acting CTA President Nora Leerhsen’s ambitious plan would also expand — from 20 to 30 routes — the so-called “Frequent Bus Network” that provides service “every ten minutes or better” between 6 a.m. and 9 p.m.

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Klara commits to the cause @klara5.myatproto.social · 3d

Anyway, if you wanna use some _good_ labelers, I recommend:

Blacksky's: @moderation.blacksky.app
AI image labeler: @aimod.social
Opt-in pronoun labels: @pronouns.diy
Interesting profile stats that _may_ indicate questionable behavior: @profile-labels.bossett.social and @stechlab-labels.bsky.social

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lizzii @acupofsugar.bsky.social · 4d

How come grief has to be so all encompassing? It colors everything and saps all positive feelings

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🌈Wings & Strings @tomcoletti.bsky.social · 4d

something that high-key fucks with my soul is he was this staunch and earnest in his support when he was polling at less than 5%, and now he won with over 50. this wasn't a cynical pivot, this was his genuine through-line position, and i think that's what matters the most.