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(they/them) | queer pirate | geriatric millennial | OFMD fanart/fic maker/lover | some NSFW content bc I like objectifying gay pirates | Please, no one under 18 ->🔞. If you're not clearly OFMD crew and you follow me, I will probably block you. Not personal
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aliassamm.bsky.social
It's up, crew! This took longer to put together than I expected, but I hope you all like what I've done. I appreciate your support and will make more if there's enough interest (did someone say Stede lingerie zine?) #OFMD #OFMDfanart
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OFMD Historic Fashion Zine - Samm's Ko-fi Shop
A collection of original, digitally-made drawings by Samm depicting OFMD's Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet posed in fashion through the ages. Each of th...
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poorlyporned.bsky.social
#OFMDKinktober25 Day 5: glory hole

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
Stede is licking the head of a pierced cock that's pushed through a glory hole (obviously Ed's cock). Stede is wearing a suit, necktie fully done up. his hands are pressed against the wall.
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aliassamm.bsky.social
It's #sexualsunday & I am (checks watch) 5 days late and it's not at all what I committed to doing this month (to myself or anyone else) but it's what made me happy last night, so here's some #ofmdkinktober25 art for the prompts lingerie & watersports w some bonus daddy kink thrown in. #ofmdnsfw
A drawing of Stede Bonnet in a sheer, sleeveless, lavender-coloured body suit decorated with small embroidered flowers, matching thigh high stockings, and green pumps is sitting on Edward Teach's lap. His pink cock can just vaguely be seen trapped inside the body suit. He turns his face into his shoulder in the direction of Ed, a bit embarrassed. Ed's leaning back very comfortably in the lime green high back chair, thank you very much. He's wearing his favourite dark purple boxers, pink wolf slippers, and has his hair out loose. He's bouncing his legs a bit, making Stede bump along with it which is really jostling his bladder, unfortunately. The sly grin on Ed's face suggests he knows exactly what he's doing. The two speech bubbles are as follows:
Stede: Please, daddy. I really need to pee.
Ed: I think you can hold it a bit longer, sweetheart.
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tabbystardust.bsky.social
Happy Kinktober! 🥰

What do you think is making him blush like that? 🤭 (Maybe Ed is about to test a new set of nipple clamps on him...? 👀)

AO3 link: archiveofourown.org/works/72204831

#ofmdkinktober25 #OFMDfanart #ofmdnsfw
Fan art of Stede Bonnet bound with rope against a mast. His arms are pulled up and he's wearing a leather collar and a ball gag with a head harness. Ropes crossing his chest are attached to the ring on the collar. The gag is making him drool. He is blushing and looking at something/someone outside of the picture.
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andylehnsherr.bsky.social
Third fic for #ofmdkinktober25 !
Day 11 Mutual masturbation + Day 9 Medical kink and face sitting
Stede Bonnet has been experiencing pain 'down there' for some time now. He needs to see a doctor.

I had so much fun with the dialogues here😂

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#ofmdfic #kinktober
Consent is Sexy
Kinktober part 3
OFMD Kinktober 2025
by Andy Lehnsherr
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thatjadeykinns.bsky.social
Kinktober day 2: free use/waxplay

Another late kinktober 👍. Enjoy

@ofmdkinktober.bsky.social #ofmdkinktober
Stede is fully naked . Ed is behind him, holding a reddish pink wax candle above Stede’s chest. The wax is dripping and landing on Stede’s chest
aliassamm.bsky.social
Lol. Like nobody's business! Requiem for a Dream was also a contender for this for the same reason.
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tresdem.bsky.social
When you realize nothing can be the same again. It's not wholly a tragedy, nor is it a triumph, but a shift in thinking. A letting go to go into the liminal space of-- that's done. What next?

(also, you know, Stede)
#OFMD
Stede looking off to the side, eyes glassy as if he's going to cry. Light is bouncing off him suggesting things are on fire.
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baladria.bsky.social
First 10 chapters (3.75hrs) of Please Let Me Hold You are posted if you want to hear my voice screeching in your ear. Currently writing chapter 59 so I have a long way to go 😭. My face is gonna be redder than Rudolph's nose when I record the smut 🤣 #OFMD #OFMDpodfic

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Please Let Me Hold You Podfic : Baladria : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
This is a podfic of Baladria's OFMD fanfic Please Let Me Hold You. Rated EThe original link to the story is...
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aliassamm.bsky.social
🫂🫂🫂 That's the worst. I hope the gb helps. 💜
aliassamm.bsky.social
Look, there's just no way it's too late. And it's way too early for me to know if this is inappropriate bc we don't know each other and you've prob got many other v good offers, but you seem cool and I fuckin love kissing, so if we ever meet, I promise I'll v happily offer a kiss.
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margaritaville.bsky.social
what you will do is look at the beautiful art @rysiutokwiat.bsky.social made of the lyhap boys. @littlefingies.bsky.social gifted me a commission which was truly the nicest thing ever especially because it produced this lovely rendering of that first dream sequence in the fic (linked below)
what is basically a screenshot of like your heart’s a pomegranate. ed is cutting up a cucumber and leaning back to bite stede’s neck. stede has a serene and soft look on his face. there is blood coming from the bite mark. they are both shirtless. there is a second view of the two of them from the back.
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rysiutokwiat.bsky.social
BOYS,,,sob
missed them a bit
#ofmd
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ohtangerines.bsky.social
We can live in silks and leathers 🍰
#ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath
Five coloured sketches of the progression of Stede's outfits through the series.
First sketch: Stede walking around with the potted fern and a quill pen, wearing a light teal vest and breeches over a white shirt and stockings.
Second sketch: Stede kneeling in shock in front of the weapon that Chauncy used, his clothes from the privateer academy rumpled and dirty.
Third sketch: Stede in his celebrity pirate era, with a dark teal shirt that shows off his chest, brown leather pants and boots and a sword belt. He's winking off to his right, holding onto a rope with his left hand and his right is resting on the hilt of his sword.
Fourth sketch: Stede is back in his soft fabrics, in blue cotton pants, leather boots and a linen shirt that's wide open and sliding off his shoulders, showing bites and kisses left by Ed. In his hands he's holding onto the pink robe with a soft smile on his face.
Fifth sketch: Stede finds a middle ground in his wardrobe, mixing the softness of fine fabrics with the practicality of leather. He kept the loose shirt wide open over his chest, with shiny pearl and gold necklaces framing his neckline. He's kneeling with one leg on a stool, leather pants soft and stretching in his pose, and buttery gold leather boots adding a pop of colour to his outfit. His upper body is draped over the counter as he smiles coily at his companion (who's not in frame but is definitely Ed)
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aliassamm.bsky.social
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand.

Raw onion
Saturday Night Fever
Wonderwall
lauranway87.bsky.social
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand.

Tomatoes
Grease
Love Shack
ajmckay.bsky.social
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand.

Rabbit
Children of Men
Bring Me to Life by Evanescence
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gaywatson.bsky.social
They needed to be closer, actually
#OFMD #OFMDfanart #StaurdayMorningSketch
Full color illustration of Ed and Stede sharing an early morning cup of tea on the deck of the Revenge. The timeline is a somewhat nebulous S2, perhaps a “What If” scene. Ed is wearing the pink Depression Robe open and loosely draped across his shoulders, Stede is bare chested and they’re both leaning, pressed tight shoulder to elbow, making moon-eyes at each other. It’s insufferably charming.
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aloc.bsky.social
#inktober #inktoberheavy #gentlebeard #ofmd
it supposed to be gentlebeard in bed, i am too lazy about tattoos and everything else is wrong too. but the prompt was "heavy" and the best kind of weight is weight of your sleeping lover on your chest.. 🤔
aliassamm.bsky.social
Ahahaha! The text is perfect for this episode!! I love Jackie. I love the twine. I love *them* at the restaurant. Stunning as always.