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amy brown (spooky edition)

@amybrown.xyz

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writer in tech, parent x2 sf bay via piqua, ohio my lore: amybrown.xyz/wendys

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amy brown (spooky edition) @amybrown.xyz · Dec 14

just got my first message from someone offering to redesign my website. it looks like this on purpose :) i like it. thanks!

screenshot of my shitty basic website that i built with my own two hands

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amy brown (spooky edition) @amybrown.xyz · 1h

well since the secret’s out i guess i can tell you that ranch is my preferred pre-workout

A refrigerated case says FITNESS DRINKS and is filled mostly with bottles of salad dressing & a few kombuchas

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amy brown (spooky edition) @amybrown.xyz · 2h

can't believe the Mistakes Chatbot would do me like this

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amy brown (spooky edition) @amybrown.xyz · 2h

Mr Rogers was just doing it for the clout too!!

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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.bsky.social · 3h

Mr swirly from Doug It's incredible that these people exist, but they really do. These are the people who justify the demographic replacement of Western countries in terms of the variety of street food and how many different kinds of fried-meat-and- vegetables in a flatbread they can buy.

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amy brown (spooky edition) @amybrown.xyz · 3h

is this anything

ok so the original post is from a guy whose display name is RAW EGG NATIONALIST and he's doing white genocide rhetoric in response to YouTuber jacksfilms tweeting "when the fajitas come out sizzlin." I have pasted a screenshot of My Wife Who Can't Eat Her Fajitas Without Shredded Cheese (meme circa 2020) and updated the text to say "when the fajitas come without cheese"

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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 19h

Really don't think you can draw broad conclusions about the democratic party from the actions of ro khanna, an insane person

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 5h

a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall

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amy brown (spooky edition) @amybrown.xyz · 4h

I used to work down the street from Vincenzo's in Dublin, first time my boss took me there I was like holy shit

Welcome to Vincenzo's Convenient Elegance!!!

vincenzo's menu and wine selection

www.govincenzos.com

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👻👻👻boonoteat👻👻👻 @donoteat.bsky.social · 7h

this is a dark day for california's many historic downtown parking lots and strip malls

California YIMBY @cayimby.bsky.social · 7h

[VICTORY ALERT] Governor Newsom has signed SB 79, which will make it legal to build multi-family housing near high quality transit!

Our statement:
cayimby.org/news-events/...

cayimby.org

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Sean Morrow @snmrrw.bsky.social · 6h

"Peter Thiel Gave Me $200 At The Antichrist Lecture" sounds like a Mountain Goats song.

screenshot of tweet from Talha Khan reading "Peter Thiel gave me $200 at the Antichrist Lecture LOOL" with a photo of Khan next to Thiel. Khan is holding 1 one hundred dolar bill.

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amy brown (spooky edition) @amybrown.xyz · 4h

give a dude a fish and he'll say hey, this would look great in my tinder photo

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Next door in Silicon Valley @nextdoorsv.bsky.social · 7h

BREAKING: Menlo Park expected to look like this by of month 😱

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amy brown (spooky edition) @amybrown.xyz · 7h

"I've missed hearing Woody Allen's voice" is my code phrase. if I say it, call 911 immediately

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Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 7h

Caitlin Flanagan
@CaitlinPacific
I’ve missed hearing Woody Allen’s voice - I’d been so rattled this week and there he was, his full self.

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@bariweiss
⁩ is the perfect interviewer. She seemed almost like a daughter to him - in a way she is. We all are.

Order Life with Baum!

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amy brown (spooky edition) @amybrown.xyz · 7h

it's sarcasm

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 7h

I’m still proud of my kid’s first costume

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · Nov 1

tbt 3 years ago and my best tweet

tweet from @zitherlover (that’s me) October 31, 2020: “ever wonder what’s inside a pikachu” and then there’s a photo of my 4 week old son sleeping on a footstool. He’s wearing a yellow Pikachu one-piece costume unzipped to show his black and white skeleton onesie pyjamas underneath. It’s VERY cute.

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amy brown (spooky edition) @amybrown.xyz · 7h

I imagine she will mostly be carried through the neighborhood but that's a good consideration

amy brown (spooky edition) @amybrown.xyz · 7h

to me the ideal baby costume is Round Object

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amy brown (spooky edition) @amybrown.xyz · 7h

they have multiple baby costumes with WIGS and it's like...have you met a baby

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amy brown (spooky edition) @amybrown.xyz · 7h

goddammit this one is out of stock in her size

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☠️deadward niedermurder☠️ @niedermeyer.online · 7h

we're all looking for the baby who did this

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amy brown (spooky edition) @amybrown.xyz · 8h

the baby is NOT owned

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amy brown (spooky edition) @amybrown.xyz · 8h

still haven't decided on a halloween costume for The Baby and so far the funniest idea I will NOT be pursuing is Reincarnated Hulk Hogan

infant hulk hogan costume including mustache

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amy brown (spooky edition) @amybrown.xyz · 8h

who said it: a billionaire venture capitalist or your mom's second husband who thought if he charted every night's Powerball results a pattern would emerge and then he'd get rich

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amy brown (spooky edition) @amybrown.xyz · 8h

I think it's cool how Peter Thiel sounds completely indistinguishable from my stepdad, an ex-cult member who thinks we never went to the moon

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