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SisBoomBlah

@andrewthemild.bsky.social

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Andrew from Pennsylvania, photography buff, proud owner of three Level 7 Yahoo Answers accounts.

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · Jan 11

Slowly scrolling, murmuring "Heavens!" after every post and covering my mouth with both hands

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 1d

Happy Columbia 12 CDs for a Penny Day!

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 11h

*logging in*

ONCE MORE INTO THE BREACH

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · Aug 31

*explaining baseball to someone who's never seen it*

THEM: He swung and missed. That's a strike, right?
ME: yes
THEM: That time he didn't swing. What's that?
ME: That's also a strike
THEM: Okay, he hit the ball but it went backwards. What's that?
ME: Also a strike
THEM: Oh. So strike three?
ME: No

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 17h

Probably the most underrated aspect of Christmas greed and consumerism is when we decided to hang our socks by the chimney and demand Santa fill those with gifts too

SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 17h

If you watch The Shawshank Redemption in reverse it's the story of a guy who gets a life sentence for breaking into a sewer

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👻Wereman 🐺🎃 @spookarties.bsky.social · Dec 1

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 18h

I can't believe the guy who owes his career to Oprah would have trouble reeling in the white supremacist demographic.

SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 1d

My backstory is "my back hurts"

SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 1d

I hate it when I go fishing and snag what I think is the biggest trout in the lake and it turns out to be a tire or an old boot

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 1d

what in the hell just happened in Milwaukee

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 1d

Just your typical 400 foot grand slam turned into an inning-ending double play. Unbelievable

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 1d

"Mum mum mum. ba ba. da da da ga."

-famous first words

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 1d

The ones where I live eat peanuts like it's their job.

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"SPACE KOOK" 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 @bzvowell.bsky.social · 3d

This is kinda great, and everyone should share it.

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 3d

Who is Abe Hattery?

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 4d

somebody call adult rock and tell him to come get his dumbass kid.

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🏳️‍⚧️ Josephine Riesman (Horrifying) @josie.zone · 3d

Listening to the one good Doors song

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 3d

Semi-serious question: has anybody in entertainment done more damage to their profession than Bayless? I know he didn't invent the "saying dumb things for attention" bit, but he definitely has the most disciples.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · Apr 30

right now it’s just a hole, it’s up to you to make it glorious

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Jen(s) Mothra 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 3d

PUNK = whatever makes you happy that irritates people who are used to having total control

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 4d

Weird how they say that vaccines are bad and the president is good but the president got two vaccines yesterday, I wonder how long it will take before he is forced to wear high heels or starts collecting model trains or whatever they think vaccines do besides save lives

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 3d

(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 3d

Put both halves of his face on the poster, that should fix it

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 3d

next person who asks him about Winds of Winter gets a bit of the old ultraviolence

george rr martin looking like a droog from clockwork orange

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SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social · 3d

Well, sure, anything sounds bad when you accurately describe it and provide examples of the consequences.