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Ben Canham @bencanham.bsky.social · 4h

A lot of people have asked about the
book I was working on. The truth is, I lost
it when my friend who was helping me
write it passed away. I didn’t know how
to talk about it until now. It still hurts,
but I appreciate everyone who believed
in it. Maybe one day I’ll try again. 😊

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 1h

babe wake up new climate town video about it's about fuck lawns (basedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbased)

America's Dumbest Crop

YouTube video by Climate Town

www.youtube.com

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🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison @anitmata.bsky.social · 6m

I thought I was supposed to touch grass and now you're saying grass is bad?

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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 1h

fun fact but you can extend the statute of limitations for crimes already committed if the statute hasn't ran out yet.

William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 3h

Yeah I think people here have unrealistic expectations for like jailing all ICE agents and that’s just almost certainly not going to happen even in extremely cool zone scenarios. But they should 100% have to lie for the rest of their lives about their employment history in conversation with everyone

Popehat Agitates And Irritates @kenwhite.bsky.social · 4h

Also: if you work for ICE, even if you’re not one of the ones arresting citizens or tackling 15-year-olds or zip-tying kids together and segregating them by race, you’re part of the mechanism making it happen, and you should suffer long-term social and post-regime-change consequences.

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🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison @anitmata.bsky.social · 8m

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story only someone in your profession would understand

crash cart
stuck wheel

doctor eek [free link arc] (alt decorative gourd season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 27m

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story only someone in your profession would understand

statistically* significant**

🌈Dr. Franken Frizzle 🎃 @swilua.bsky.social · 57m

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story only someone in your profession would understand

“papers in IEEE format”

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Popehat Agitates And Irritates @kenwhite.bsky.social · 4h

Also: if you work for ICE, even if you’re not one of the ones arresting citizens or tackling 15-year-olds or zip-tying kids together and segregating them by race, you’re part of the mechanism making it happen, and you should suffer long-term social and post-regime-change consequences.

Ari Cohn @aricohn.com · 5h

Some weirdo on Twitter has been absolutely melting down for like 36 straight hours because I posted:

When this is over, do not forget what ICE did, and what ICE is. And do not make room for them in society. Make sure they know that they are, and will continue to be, reviled and beneath contempt.

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 13h

the fact he sounds exactly like you'd expect a stuffed frog to sound is why this is the rightful winner

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1d

“I’m worried about my community… I’m out here in a frog costume to show how ridiculous the notion that we’re violent terrorists is, and showcase how that narrative is wrong…”

Serious Q: is it too late to give this dude the Nobel Peace Prize? 🐸 🏆

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🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison @anitmata.bsky.social · 2h

She is.

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🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison @anitmata.bsky.social · 4h

Claude please make a version of California Gurls but replace Snoop with hot Justin Trudeau c. 2016 please

Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 4h

Justin Trudeau is dating Katy Perry and we’re all just gonna have to deal with that

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🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison @anitmata.bsky.social · 4h

More than one way to read that

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🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison @anitmata.bsky.social · 4h

Mash-Up Bands:
Maroon Eleven

TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 4h

Mash up bands:

Jimmy Eat Bizkit

Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 7h

Mash up bands:

Guns 'N Oates

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Bear Wilner-Nugent @saltlick.bsky.social · 5h

Whether or not we characterize it as pathological, I think pessimism is often maladaptation being sold as survival behavior.

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Lynn Stahl @msbtterswrth.altgov.info · 12h

Hot off the presses! If you need a bigger size to print your stickers let me know!

The Portland frog as a founding father, surround by the words "give me ribberty or give me death"

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🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison @anitmata.bsky.social · 5h

It is an exceptional time to bring me a cat, yes

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🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison @anitmata.bsky.social · 5h

Like 95% of the time I notice something else first but oh my I love the girls I want daughters of my own like that some day

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🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison @anitmata.bsky.social · 5h

Going anywhere interesting

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Joe Bruehler 🇺🇦🇩🇪 @joebruehler.bsky.social · 9h

Seriously. My apartment is *tiny* where the fuck could it possibly be???

Joe Bruehler 🇺🇦🇩🇪 @joebruehler.bsky.social · 9h

Was making pancakes this morning and only found out till it was time to flip all those bitches that I lost? my one and only spatula.

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🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison @anitmata.bsky.social · 9h

Glod damn these fucking fucks

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🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison @anitmata.bsky.social · 9h

An altered tweet not by @graybee:
Every lifelong atheist I've ever met is "these ontological claims seem very weakly supported" and every adult convert is like "the creeds of all Abrahamic faiths are de facto hate speech, as demonstrated by Richard Dawkins, and this means we again need to persecute the Jews."

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Revy but spoopy @catgirlfingies.quest · 1d

Trans girl drawing putting her hand up in disagreement
Text says
USING DATING APPS OR MEETING SOMEONE IN THE REAL WORLD
Same trans girl looking in agreement but doing a thumbs up point
SHITPOSTING MY WAY INTO SOMEONE'S HEART

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Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 9h

please help Riley. they are my editor for my novels and i literally still owe them money.

if i wasn't struggling then they wouldn't be struggling TBH

🏳️‍🌈 ItBeRiley 🏳️‍⚧️ - see pinned post 🐀 @itberiley.bsky.social · 12h

Please help us get some of this covered before Tuesday so it doesn't swallow all of my PIP. We really need your help on this

We still need meds, toiletries, and other essentials before then too

#MutualAid #MutualAidRequsst #HelpFolksLive2025 #HelpSky 💸💕 ♿️

🏳️‍🌈 ItBeRiley 🏳️‍⚧️ - see pinned post 🐀 @itberiley.bsky.social · 5d

Our account is -£400 and it's just going to swallow my PIP when it gets here. Please help us get out of this pit

#MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #UrgentMutualAid #HelpSky #HelpFolksLive2025 #Disabled #ChronicIllness

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angel xtasy 💜 PLS HELP @freakingangel.bsky.social · 9h

angel xtasy 💜 PLS HELP @freakingangel.bsky.social · 4d

EMERGENCY

my partner woke up blind in his left eye! we really need to get to a hospital but we r currently in the middle of nowhere with no car

ca: $freakingbabygirl
throne.com/freakingangel

Angel 💕 - My Wishlist | Throne

Send Angel 💕 gifts via Throne. Browse Angel 💕's wishlist and support your favorite creator safely.

throne.com

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🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison @anitmata.bsky.social · 9h

bsky.app/profile/jana...

Jana H-S (they/she)
‪@jana-aych-ess.bsky.social‬
I say this completely unironically: they want to kill us because they wish they could love anything as much as we love our silly stuffed sharks
February 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM

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Samsara Final Girl @eris.anarchogoth.rip · Mar 28

Me driving home knowing there won't be a second date but at least now she knows who Char Aznable is

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🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison @anitmata.bsky.social · 10h

I helped my girlfriend through a rough patch

I can't overstate the importance of this. I've been in love with a black hole before, who likely died from a benzo overdose. Actually finding someone to who has the capacity to BE helped is like a ray of light

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