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Joe Bruehler 🇺🇦🇩🇪
@joebruehler.bsky.social
He/Him. Sci-Fi and Spec Fic Guy. Nature obsessed. Librarian by day, woods wizard by night. #LateNightWrite lesser host. Father of cats. Enemy of fish. Find me among the fungi.

Looking for texts? #AskYourInternetLibrarian
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Back on a limited basis while I figure out the best way to moderate my experience and time here.
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#PudgyHorse Lascaux Tribute 2. A companion piece to the first, following one of the other cave horses with a darker colour morph. Again, painted with pigments made by Mary Sanche from Cretaceous rocks from the Albertan badlands. From 2020.

#ArtAdventCalendar
December 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Does anyone know of any other examples of where a video synchs perfectly to other audio, like the This Is America video clip set to Call Me Maybe?
October 8, 2024 at 2:07 PM
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It has just been brought to my attention that the greatest ever video in this genre is, in fact, cat jump fail vs Sail by AWOLNATION...
October 8, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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Just been reminded of another of my all-time favourites, Ian Curtis rides a rollercoaster...
October 8, 2024 at 4:36 PM
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With a couple of sales today, I hit 2,000 sales this year. I am fully aware this year is an outlier. My best prior to this year was 173. 2k is likely never happening again. So many sales came from Itch bundles, but so many came from people just taking a chance on my books themselves. I'm so grateful
December 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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@llbroadwell.bsky.social the cord that brought us together as friends. For this, I cannot completely hate it anymore.
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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An extremely cool map
A book from the 19th century that depicts the Rhine Valley by creating an impression of three-dimensionality and spatial distance.
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
December 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Not sure if any single part of academia felt more like a weird cheat code than Interlibrary Loan. Like, I just say a book I want, basically any book, and this crack team of experts just *get it*????
December 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed and alcohol pooled on the floor.

The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
A raccoon broke into a closed Virginia liquor store and drank alcohol from the bottom shelves over the weekend.
bit.ly
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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This is still going for a couple more days :]
I also hopped into the Creator Day Sale on itchio! 
Grab the ebook and audiobook of SILVER BLOOD and the ebook of THE SOLACE OF STARS for half off! Or grab them all together in a bundle!

This sale runs through Dec. 4.

Linky: https://itch.io/s/170004/black-friday-creator-day-2025
December 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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This started out as a normal post. It did not stay that way. bone app the teeth.

Speaking of teeth... vampire book for thee?
Yes: https://books2read.com/silverblood
December 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Okay technically THIS is my final terrible Opus pitch. Why? Forgot Cyber Monday fell in December this year.

5 until All Books Big Number goal
20 until Opus preorder goal

anotherindiewriter.itch.io/opus

or

ko-fi.com/anotherindie...
December 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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"I keep thinking that evil would like nothing better than to have us feel awful about who we are."
November 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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I woke up to being only 7 sales away from my big milestone for 2025. I'm sick and my brain isn't processing it. But thank you all. I got my first ever author blurb for Opus from @tabithawrites.itch.io. Feels worth sharing again.

Itch: anotherindiewriter.itch.io/opus
Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/s/994d56a7cb
November 29, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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THIS IS LIVE NOW!

Go get 74 things -- books, games, audiobooks, and more -- from some of your favorite creators and also me for just $50. If you tip $19, you can give funnysexnumber.

itch.io/b/3410/creat...
Creator Day Bundle by Aimee Cozza and 45 others
Creator Day Bundle: 74 items for $50.00
itch.io
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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NO TIME FOR A REAL AD I HAVE FOOD TO MAKE. PLEASE GO BUY MY NOVELLA SO I CAN TELL MORE STORIES.

Itch: anotherindiewriter.itch.io/opus
Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/s/994d56a7cb
Amazon: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FTWJ89VC
Kobo: www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/...
Barnes & Noble: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/guitar-con...
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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UPDATE!

16 days until Opus releases. Opus has passed Woodpusher as my 2nd most preordered book ever.

Current preorders across all platforms: 42 (15 Itch, 12 Ko-Fi, 10 Amazon, 4 Kobo, 1 IRL [really])

Goal before release on December 12: 65

anotherindiewriter.itch.io/opus
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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Oh hey. If you're preordering the signed copy Opus on Ko-fi, I'm going to be shipping out a bunch of orders on Monday. Maybe considering getting your orders in? If you're in the US, you might even get it early.

ko-fi.com/s/994d56a7cb
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Hi bluesky I made you a giraph ok thanks
October 29, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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18 days until Opus releases.

Current preorders across all platforms: 41 (15 Itch, 12 Ko-Fi, 10 Amazon, 3 Kobo, 1 IRL [really])

Goal before release on December 12: 65

Goal for fancy bookmark reward: 69

Time is running out for handmade bookmarks

books2read.com/opus
anotherindiewriter.itch.io/opus
I fell off updating this. Oops.

23 days until Opus releases.

Current preorders across all platforms: 39 (15 Itch, 11 Ko-Fi, 10 Amazon, 3 Kobo)

Goal before release on December 12: 65

Goal for fancy bookmark reward: 69

Hey! Next preorder is 40!

books2read.com/opus
anotherindiewriter.itch.io/opus
Four weeks post novella announcement

Current preorders across all platforms: 27 (11 Itch, 8 Ko-Fi, 7 Amazon, 1 Kobo)

Goal before release on December 12th: 65

Goal for the fancy bookmarks below: 69

Thank you to all who have supported so far💚

books2read.com/opus OR anotherindiewriter.itch.io/opus
November 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Just how I’m tryin to be
December 18, 2024 at 9:04 PM
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I am not doing a special sale in my shop this weekend because everything is already at cost, I’m not able to ship until next week, and I didn’t make some of the extra stuff I intended. But cat toys and goat totes are available! Bookmarks! A couple of original paintings!

ko-fi.com/octopusgalle...
Visit OctopusGallery's Shop!
Pay what you can crafts and art. Lots of upcycling and creative reuse but mostly cat toys.
ko-fi.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Look. I get it. Sex sells. And I have not been appealing to you with attractive people in my posts enough. Well no longer! Lust. Drool over their visage. Do as they say. Consume. Acquire.

anotherindiewriter.itch.io/opus

or

books2read.com/opus

or

ko-fi.com/s/994d56a7cb
November 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM