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πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Valkyrie Eleison
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@beneprism.rip's Canadian girlfriend. I am going through some stuff.

Semiotics, Assyriology, literature, writing, and border collies.

Liberal. Words mean how they're used. Reason is, and ought only to be, the slave of the passions.
I just went out and had pizza because I waaaaanted it
February 13, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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Post your most popular art from Twitter

My Aloy fanart 🏹✨

#horizonzerodawn
October 22, 2024 at 1:06 PM
godDAMNit
i regret to inform you all that staying home instead of going out and spending money does in fact save money
February 13, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 4:59 AM
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I was gonna log out for the day but I have to share my dark secret with the world: I really enjoy watching sparkly twinks leap about on the ice, and the men's figure skating final is on at the Olympics
February 13, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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Also, the entire vocational case for <not> majoring in the humanities/liberal arts rests on approximately no data at all:
πŸ‘‡πŸŽ― Periodic reminder that the right-wing career/salary talking points about the liberal arts are belied by huge piles of data (e.g., news.wisc.edu/new-data-on-...), & the complicity of Democrats & university administrators in repeating those right-wing talking points is a major part of then problem.
February 13, 2026 at 4:40 PM
I considered Grodd but Todd was funnier
February 13, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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I like the red
February 11, 2026 at 5:39 PM
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD (EXCEPT IF YOU'RE TODD)
PEEL BEFORE ZOD!!!
MOONWALK BEFORE ZOD!!!
February 13, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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Respect to the professionals.
If you want a job done properly, etc.
February 13, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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Teachers kept saying β€œif you think this is tough, wait until you get to the real world” and every year of adulthood I’m reminded of how much safer and easier my life is because I’m empowered as an adult
February 13, 2026 at 2:07 PM
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Shauna is washing the dog, and I'm not sure if this counts as a Valentine or a Friday 13th story
February 13, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp
February 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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People sneer so much at this basic-ass shit sometimes and like, I get it, maybe to you it’s very basic, rudimentary, not illuminating. But I promise you there are people out there who need to hear it.
it has been since probably the early 2010s since i regularly heard people saying 101 level phrases like "the patriarchy hurts men too" and we should bring it back bc american culture has regressed so much since then that it's pretty pathetic tbh
February 13, 2026 at 4:06 PM
but hypothetically if one wanted to,
February 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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Amazing compliment sandwich: you look like 80s babe Brooke Shields and you also look too young to know who Brooke Shields is.
February 13, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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Walked into the bodega like this yesterday. Guy on line ahead of me is shooting the shit with bodega man. Bodega man waves me up. Chatty guy turns and goes β€œDamn!! Okay Brooke Shields!! Like damn!! You know who Brooke Shields is? Honestly don’t worry about it she got nothin on you” thank you sir
February 13, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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somehow I get the feeling that if Mamdani had a nazi tattoo we'd have simply never heard of him again about 15 min after it was revealed instead of having to read a new piece every 5 days about how he's just a smol bean
February 13, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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OK everyone who is making fun of Kristi Noem over the blanket thing has OBVIOUSLY never had a toddler who was elevated to a Cabinet position
February 13, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Hey queers you're doing Valentine's Day all wrong and I am gonna tell you about it
Kinda admire Phoebe for her hustle because churning out so much "I'm so controversial but let me be brave and say it : Being a straight woman means I'm oppressed in the modern age" content is almost impressive.
February 13, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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I think one thing we probably need to do is more rigorously define the "Epstein Class," which I think is broader than just being "people who were friends with Jeffrey Epstein" but narrower than just "wealthy influential people"
February 13, 2026 at 2:42 PM
*hugs*
February 13, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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winter olympics β€˜26 going for the gold on bizarre storylines to follow
February 13, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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I have demanding yet charming white brat privilege with people in positions of authority in a way we can be real as hell with each other. It *might* get deadly and yes, cops have beat my ass, also one judge fucked my life up but also there are a lot of ways I am effective at getting bullshit handled
February 13, 2026 at 6:21 AM
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It's difficult to overstate the extent to which transphobia in its modern form is a deliberately manufactured phenomenon

I am mildly heartened by the fact that even this was unable to move the actual cultural consensus past "I don't really get it but I don't like cruelty against them"
a stat i always cite is the number of anti-trans articles in the press went from 60 in a year, to 7,500
February 13, 2026 at 7:55 AM