🏳️⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison
@anitmata.bsky.social
@beneprism.rip's Canadian girlfriend. I am going through some stuff.
Semiotics, Assyriology, literature, writing, and border collies.
Liberal. Words mean how they're used. Reason is, and ought only to be, the slave of the passions.
Semiotics, Assyriology, literature, writing, and border collies.
Liberal. Words mean how they're used. Reason is, and ought only to be, the slave of the passions.
cosigned
Tired of people being pointlessly shitty to each other
February 14, 2026 at 8:23 AM
cosigned
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PornHub’s new VDay map is bleak. Age verification laws have done so much damage
February 13, 2026 at 8:36 PM
PornHub’s new VDay map is bleak. Age verification laws have done so much damage
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Two sheep who have just had "pre-drinks" and are on their way out, on a Saturday evening, with loose plans to fuck shit up.
February 14, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Two sheep who have just had "pre-drinks" and are on their way out, on a Saturday evening, with loose plans to fuck shit up.
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Noam Chomsky has done more good for cishet people than Jane Fonda. Full stop.
February 14, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Noam Chomsky has done more good for cishet people than Jane Fonda. Full stop.
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Happy Valentine's Day 💝chocolate Chiitan🍫
チョコちぃたん☆ですっ☆
エクレアみたいなもんですっ☆
チョコちぃたん☆ですっ☆
エクレアみたいなもんですっ☆
February 14, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Happy Valentine's Day 💝chocolate Chiitan🍫
チョコちぃたん☆ですっ☆
エクレアみたいなもんですっ☆
チョコちぃたん☆ですっ☆
エクレアみたいなもんですっ☆
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the closer kids are to teenagers the more effective this is
try saying "6-7" to a 13 year old and watch them wither and die inside
try saying "6-7" to a 13 year old and watch them wither and die inside
if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them
February 14, 2026 at 1:58 AM
the closer kids are to teenagers the more effective this is
try saying "6-7" to a 13 year old and watch them wither and die inside
try saying "6-7" to a 13 year old and watch them wither and die inside
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Neat, a trans gTLD: www.dotmeow.org/en/what/
.meow - The Project
www.dotmeow.org
February 14, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Neat, a trans gTLD: www.dotmeow.org/en/what/
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<scene from a marriage>
Her, brushing hair out of my face: You're so pretty
Me, looking down, smiling: Thank you. I like being pretty.
Her, cupping my cheek and coming in slowly for a kiss: You're very good at it.
Me: 🫠
Her, brushing hair out of my face: You're so pretty
Me, looking down, smiling: Thank you. I like being pretty.
Her, cupping my cheek and coming in slowly for a kiss: You're very good at it.
Me: 🫠
February 14, 2026 at 1:48 AM
<scene from a marriage>
Her, brushing hair out of my face: You're so pretty
Me, looking down, smiling: Thank you. I like being pretty.
Her, cupping my cheek and coming in slowly for a kiss: You're very good at it.
Me: 🫠
Her, brushing hair out of my face: You're so pretty
Me, looking down, smiling: Thank you. I like being pretty.
Her, cupping my cheek and coming in slowly for a kiss: You're very good at it.
Me: 🫠
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October 22, 2024 at 1:06 PM
godDAMNit
i regret to inform you all that staying home instead of going out and spending money does in fact save money
February 13, 2026 at 11:31 PM
godDAMNit
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I was gonna log out for the day but I have to share my dark secret with the world: I really enjoy watching sparkly twinks leap about on the ice, and the men's figure skating final is on at the Olympics
February 13, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I was gonna log out for the day but I have to share my dark secret with the world: I really enjoy watching sparkly twinks leap about on the ice, and the men's figure skating final is on at the Olympics
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Also, the entire vocational case for <not> majoring in the humanities/liberal arts rests on approximately no data at all:
👇🎯 Periodic reminder that the right-wing career/salary talking points about the liberal arts are belied by huge piles of data (e.g., news.wisc.edu/new-data-on-...), & the complicity of Democrats & university administrators in repeating those right-wing talking points is a major part of then problem.
February 13, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Also, the entire vocational case for <not> majoring in the humanities/liberal arts rests on approximately no data at all:
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KNEEL BEFORE ZOD (EXCEPT IF YOU'RE TODD)
PEEL BEFORE ZOD!!!
MOONWALK BEFORE ZOD!!!
February 13, 2026 at 8:03 PM
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD (EXCEPT IF YOU'RE TODD)
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Respect to the professionals.
If you want a job done properly, etc.
If you want a job done properly, etc.
Every Friday the Thirteenth, I ask those who are NOT sex workers to support us, either by public speaking/writing or by donating to sex worker activism. (Donating to me is in that category but there are many options). maggiemcneill.com/2026/02/13/f...
Friday, February 13th, 2026
Regular readers know that every Friday the Thirteenth, I ask those who aren’t sex workers to stand up for us. If you’re one of them, you already know the sorts of things I’m going to say; if you a…
maggiemcneill.com
February 13, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Respect to the professionals.
If you want a job done properly, etc.
If you want a job done properly, etc.
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Teachers kept saying “if you think this is tough, wait until you get to the real world” and every year of adulthood I’m reminded of how much safer and easier my life is because I’m empowered as an adult
February 13, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Teachers kept saying “if you think this is tough, wait until you get to the real world” and every year of adulthood I’m reminded of how much safer and easier my life is because I’m empowered as an adult
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Shauna is washing the dog, and I'm not sure if this counts as a Valentine or a Friday 13th story
February 13, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Shauna is washing the dog, and I'm not sure if this counts as a Valentine or a Friday 13th story
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Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp
February 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp
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People sneer so much at this basic-ass shit sometimes and like, I get it, maybe to you it’s very basic, rudimentary, not illuminating. But I promise you there are people out there who need to hear it.
it has been since probably the early 2010s since i regularly heard people saying 101 level phrases like "the patriarchy hurts men too" and we should bring it back bc american culture has regressed so much since then that it's pretty pathetic tbh
February 13, 2026 at 4:06 PM
People sneer so much at this basic-ass shit sometimes and like, I get it, maybe to you it’s very basic, rudimentary, not illuminating. But I promise you there are people out there who need to hear it.
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Amazing compliment sandwich: you look like 80s babe Brooke Shields and you also look too young to know who Brooke Shields is.
February 13, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Amazing compliment sandwich: you look like 80s babe Brooke Shields and you also look too young to know who Brooke Shields is.
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Walked into the bodega like this yesterday. Guy on line ahead of me is shooting the shit with bodega man. Bodega man waves me up. Chatty guy turns and goes “Damn!! Okay Brooke Shields!! Like damn!! You know who Brooke Shields is? Honestly don’t worry about it she got nothin on you” thank you sir
February 13, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Walked into the bodega like this yesterday. Guy on line ahead of me is shooting the shit with bodega man. Bodega man waves me up. Chatty guy turns and goes “Damn!! Okay Brooke Shields!! Like damn!! You know who Brooke Shields is? Honestly don’t worry about it she got nothin on you” thank you sir
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somehow I get the feeling that if Mamdani had a nazi tattoo we'd have simply never heard of him again about 15 min after it was revealed instead of having to read a new piece every 5 days about how he's just a smol bean
February 13, 2026 at 1:18 PM
somehow I get the feeling that if Mamdani had a nazi tattoo we'd have simply never heard of him again about 15 min after it was revealed instead of having to read a new piece every 5 days about how he's just a smol bean
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OK everyone who is making fun of Kristi Noem over the blanket thing has OBVIOUSLY never had a toddler who was elevated to a Cabinet position
February 13, 2026 at 3:14 PM
OK everyone who is making fun of Kristi Noem over the blanket thing has OBVIOUSLY never had a toddler who was elevated to a Cabinet position