🏳️⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison
@anitmata.bsky.social
@beneprism.rip's Canadian girlfriend. I am going through some stuff.
Semiotics, Assyriology, literature, writing, and border collies.
Liberal. Words mean how they're used. Reason is, and ought only to be, the slave of the passions.
Semiotics, Assyriology, literature, writing, and border collies.
Liberal. Words mean how they're used. Reason is, and ought only to be, the slave of the passions.
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Epstein Barr has also been proven to be a cause of MS, as well as lupus, rheumatoid arthritis, some lymphomas and stomach cancers. I was never symptomatic for EB but my mother had it, and now I have MS. Someone is working on an mRNA vaccine that could effectively stop MS entirely too
February 13, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Epstein Barr has also been proven to be a cause of MS, as well as lupus, rheumatoid arthritis, some lymphomas and stomach cancers. I was never symptomatic for EB but my mother had it, and now I have MS. Someone is working on an mRNA vaccine that could effectively stop MS entirely too
If I was raised like this I would have run away and become a stripper by the time I was thirteen
February 13, 2026 at 4:08 AM
If I was raised like this I would have run away and become a stripper by the time I was thirteen
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Actually no, we're gonna have a tiny piece of that conversation: The Handmaid's Tale was written by a women for primarily women and is the least horny thing ever written
Lurid fantasies about "breeding gulags" where "the bad ones" are endlessly raped as punishment is a sexual power fantasy
Lurid fantasies about "breeding gulags" where "the bad ones" are endlessly raped as punishment is a sexual power fantasy
February 12, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Actually no, we're gonna have a tiny piece of that conversation: The Handmaid's Tale was written by a women for primarily women and is the least horny thing ever written
Lurid fantasies about "breeding gulags" where "the bad ones" are endlessly raped as punishment is a sexual power fantasy
Lurid fantasies about "breeding gulags" where "the bad ones" are endlessly raped as punishment is a sexual power fantasy
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A good way to understand anything the Trump administration does is to ask yourself: what kind of person would masturbate to this, and why?
February 12, 2026 at 5:11 PM
A good way to understand anything the Trump administration does is to ask yourself: what kind of person would masturbate to this, and why?
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Somebody tweeted once that most of modern conservative politics boils down to “I don’t like that this doesn’t give me a boner” and “I don’t like that this does give me a boner,” and I think about that tweet enough that I wish I had the foresight to screenshot it.
February 12, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Somebody tweeted once that most of modern conservative politics boils down to “I don’t like that this doesn’t give me a boner” and “I don’t like that this does give me a boner,” and I think about that tweet enough that I wish I had the foresight to screenshot it.
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the boy who reminded the teacher about the homework grows up into the girl who reminds her girlfriend that its time for her to be with her other girlfriend..
February 13, 2026 at 3:37 AM
the boy who reminded the teacher about the homework grows up into the girl who reminds her girlfriend that its time for her to be with her other girlfriend..
Oh that's easy
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_Edmu...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_Edmu...
SS Edmund Fitzgerald - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 13, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Oh that's easy
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_Edmu...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_Edmu...
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cannot believe it still needs to be said: suggesting sex workers should just fuck the misogynists is misogyny. you don’t “manage” male supremacy with sex workers’ lives and labor
February 12, 2026 at 1:00 PM
cannot believe it still needs to be said: suggesting sex workers should just fuck the misogynists is misogyny. you don’t “manage” male supremacy with sex workers’ lives and labor
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12 days
February 13, 2026 at 2:19 AM
12 days
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I am being earnest here: I had a random thought remembering how Scott Adams **knew** he had days left and he Chose to spend any of it retweeting maga bullshit including about why ending live saving foreign aid was Good. I was having dinner with my fam and looked at my wife and told her (in code, as…
February 13, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I am being earnest here: I had a random thought remembering how Scott Adams **knew** he had days left and he Chose to spend any of it retweeting maga bullshit including about why ending live saving foreign aid was Good. I was having dinner with my fam and looked at my wife and told her (in code, as…
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If a Black person calls you "The White Savior," you are being insulted.
You dare speak that way about The White Savior™️ himself?
February 13, 2026 at 1:58 AM
If a Black person calls you "The White Savior," you are being insulted.
Just a perfect pop song
February 13, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Just a perfect pop song
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February 13, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Thank you for it
February 13, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Thank you for it
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Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes incels
February 13, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes incels
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Sing it, y'all
February 13, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Sing it, y'all
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There needs to be some serious accountability for the colossal harm to life these absolute demons have caused, and will cause. Life in prison is the moderate option.
February 13, 2026 at 12:45 AM
There needs to be some serious accountability for the colossal harm to life these absolute demons have caused, and will cause. Life in prison is the moderate option.
No it was useful in telling me the source.
(IIRC John Kenneth Galbraith uses the term in his autobiography, specifying the use of the term Scotch in preference to the more grammatically accurate Scots)
(IIRC John Kenneth Galbraith uses the term in his autobiography, specifying the use of the term Scotch in preference to the more grammatically accurate Scots)
February 13, 2026 at 1:08 AM
No it was useful in telling me the source.
(IIRC John Kenneth Galbraith uses the term in his autobiography, specifying the use of the term Scotch in preference to the more grammatically accurate Scots)
(IIRC John Kenneth Galbraith uses the term in his autobiography, specifying the use of the term Scotch in preference to the more grammatically accurate Scots)
I know but it's what *we* call us
February 12, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I know but it's what *we* call us
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Star Trek isn't a show about technology fixing everything.
Star Trek is about humanity choosing to be better.
Star Trek has people who don't choose to be better, to be more caring, accommodating, and inclusive, to go beyond what is expedient and useful: the Ferengi.
Star Trek is about humanity choosing to be better.
Star Trek has people who don't choose to be better, to be more caring, accommodating, and inclusive, to go beyond what is expedient and useful: the Ferengi.
I have a friend who said, of Starfleet Academy, that this took them out of it - that seeing a person in a wheelchair in the 32nd century seemed unrealistic, since medicine in Star Trek "should be able to cure whatever was wrong with them."
That's not the case, for any number of possible reasons.
That's not the case, for any number of possible reasons.
February 12, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Star Trek isn't a show about technology fixing everything.
Star Trek is about humanity choosing to be better.
Star Trek has people who don't choose to be better, to be more caring, accommodating, and inclusive, to go beyond what is expedient and useful: the Ferengi.
Star Trek is about humanity choosing to be better.
Star Trek has people who don't choose to be better, to be more caring, accommodating, and inclusive, to go beyond what is expedient and useful: the Ferengi.
I legit think this song/video is a work of weird genius
The lyrics demythologize and deconstruct pornography any yet Hef ...just walks right into it
The lyrics demythologize and deconstruct pornography any yet Hef ...just walks right into it
February 12, 2026 at 11:45 PM
I legit think this song/video is a work of weird genius
The lyrics demythologize and deconstruct pornography any yet Hef ...just walks right into it
The lyrics demythologize and deconstruct pornography any yet Hef ...just walks right into it
No one will get this reference so here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Zsq...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Zsq...
Zebrahead - Playmate of the Year (Official Video)
YouTube video by zebraheadVEVO
www.youtube.com
February 12, 2026 at 11:45 PM
No one will get this reference so here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Zsq...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Zsq...
This would make more sense if it was Zebrahead
I’ve been on a real Lemonheads kick this week and was just wondering what Evan Dando was up to and christ
Ugh: Lemonheads frontman Evan Dando, 58, sent a fan unwanted videos of himself masturbating
We write about Scientology news here at the Underground Bunker, but in this case we were approached by a longtime, very active reader who asked if we could help with a different kind of problem.
tonyortega.substack.com
February 12, 2026 at 11:45 PM
This would make more sense if it was Zebrahead
Uhm. I do now have. Ah. Countervailing evidence. Regarding things that should never be put in a toilet
February 12, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Uhm. I do now have. Ah. Countervailing evidence. Regarding things that should never be put in a toilet