🏳️⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison
@anitmata.bsky.social
@beneprism.rip's Canadian girlfriend. I am going through some stuff.
Semiotics, Assyriology, literature, writing, and border collies.
Liberal. Words mean how they're used. Reason is, and ought only to be, the slave of the passions.
Semiotics, Assyriology, literature, writing, and border collies.
Liberal. Words mean how they're used. Reason is, and ought only to be, the slave of the passions.
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If you walk into a man’s apartment and you don’t see ANY books, pick up your pussy and LEAVE!!! Go back outside!!!
February 15, 2026 at 4:32 PM
If you walk into a man’s apartment and you don’t see ANY books, pick up your pussy and LEAVE!!! Go back outside!!!
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Bruce Cockburn - Feast Of Fools
YouTube video by Best Playlists Ever
youtu.be
February 16, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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Agreed. We know way too much about the kids these days. We should know like 6, 7 things, tops.
We should know less about the youth
February 15, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Agreed. We know way too much about the kids these days. We should know like 6, 7 things, tops.
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On the day that it finally happens, people are going to ask us to be all somber and respectful. lol
February 15, 2026 at 9:48 PM
On the day that it finally happens, people are going to ask us to be all somber and respectful. lol
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douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
February 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
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Apparently there’s grocery inflation discourse again, but as I’ve been buying groceries for other families during this crisis, often under duress, it’s brought me out of my own optimized grocery spending habits, which rely heavily on Costco. And damn, there is a huge price to pay for being poor.
February 15, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Apparently there’s grocery inflation discourse again, but as I’ve been buying groceries for other families during this crisis, often under duress, it’s brought me out of my own optimized grocery spending habits, which rely heavily on Costco. And damn, there is a huge price to pay for being poor.
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i was reading some old 90s books about dialup cybersex BBSes on archive.org and i learned about tom terrific who owned the pleasure dome. thank you, tom terrific, for owning the pleasure dome.
February 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
i was reading some old 90s books about dialup cybersex BBSes on archive.org and i learned about tom terrific who owned the pleasure dome. thank you, tom terrific, for owning the pleasure dome.
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every alt band photo
February 15, 2026 at 2:22 PM
every alt band photo
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At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
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NEITHER RAIN NOR SNOW NOR GLOM OF NIT CAN STAY THESE MESENGERS ABOT THIER DUTY
DONT ARSK US ABOUT:
rocks
troll's with sticks
All sorts of dragons
Turkeys
Huje green things with teeth
Any kinds of black dogs with orange eyebrows
Rains of spaniel's
fog
Turkeys
DONT ARSK US ABOUT:
rocks
troll's with sticks
All sorts of dragons
Turkeys
Huje green things with teeth
Any kinds of black dogs with orange eyebrows
Rains of spaniel's
fog
Turkeys
February 15, 2026 at 2:24 PM
NEITHER RAIN NOR SNOW NOR GLOM OF NIT CAN STAY THESE MESENGERS ABOT THIER DUTY
DONT ARSK US ABOUT:
rocks
troll's with sticks
All sorts of dragons
Turkeys
Huje green things with teeth
Any kinds of black dogs with orange eyebrows
Rains of spaniel's
fog
Turkeys
DONT ARSK US ABOUT:
rocks
troll's with sticks
All sorts of dragons
Turkeys
Huje green things with teeth
Any kinds of black dogs with orange eyebrows
Rains of spaniel's
fog
Turkeys
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kinda sucks that there's only one day a year it's acceptable to put on a diaper and shoot arrows at people
February 15, 2026 at 4:07 AM
kinda sucks that there's only one day a year it's acceptable to put on a diaper and shoot arrows at people
Today's a busy day. I'm doing a full-court press for maximum yardage, so I'm going to record whenever I score a base.
February 15, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Today's a busy day. I'm doing a full-court press for maximum yardage, so I'm going to record whenever I score a base.
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but that's England in a nutshell: could do better, won't
February 15, 2026 at 12:03 PM
but that's England in a nutshell: could do better, won't
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> To those who [...] use fear and intimidation to help sell the agenda of the big tech CEOs who [...] use coal-fired GPUs to capture society’s output and sell it back to us[...]: I not only scold you, I shun you. That goes double if I once admired and respected you.
ratfactor.com/tech-nope2
ratfactor.com/tech-nope2
A programmer's loss of identity - ratfactor
ratfactor.com
February 14, 2026 at 5:59 PM
> To those who [...] use fear and intimidation to help sell the agenda of the big tech CEOs who [...] use coal-fired GPUs to capture society’s output and sell it back to us[...]: I not only scold you, I shun you. That goes double if I once admired and respected you.
ratfactor.com/tech-nope2
ratfactor.com/tech-nope2
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the people’s dilbert
issue #33
issue #33
February 15, 2026 at 7:31 AM
the people’s dilbert
issue #33
issue #33
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the first girl who can convince me that autofiction is a real thing worthy of being taken seriously gets a free trip to the hague
February 15, 2026 at 7:30 AM
the first girl who can convince me that autofiction is a real thing worthy of being taken seriously gets a free trip to the hague
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Louis-Léopold Boilly, Self-Portrait, 1932, lithograph on wove paper
February 15, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Louis-Léopold Boilly, Self-Portrait, 1932, lithograph on wove paper
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there should be an oscar for bluesky story arc and @notalawyer.bsky.social should win
February 15, 2026 at 6:57 AM
there should be an oscar for bluesky story arc and @notalawyer.bsky.social should win
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1) be honest, even when it is very hard
2) if my yes is not enthusiastic, I should not say yes at all
3) approach every conversation with curiosity
4) it is better to try something than do nothing at all
5) make the bed, because it isn't about the bed- it's about starting the day with a success
2) if my yes is not enthusiastic, I should not say yes at all
3) approach every conversation with curiosity
4) it is better to try something than do nothing at all
5) make the bed, because it isn't about the bed- it's about starting the day with a success
getting all the girlies to each write five little rules for themselves
February 14, 2026 at 9:13 AM
1) be honest, even when it is very hard
2) if my yes is not enthusiastic, I should not say yes at all
3) approach every conversation with curiosity
4) it is better to try something than do nothing at all
5) make the bed, because it isn't about the bed- it's about starting the day with a success
2) if my yes is not enthusiastic, I should not say yes at all
3) approach every conversation with curiosity
4) it is better to try something than do nothing at all
5) make the bed, because it isn't about the bed- it's about starting the day with a success
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If the people who made THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS can recognise it as transphobic, so can you www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
‘Silence of the Lambs’ Team Reckons With Transphobia Criticism: “There’s Regret”
As the hit movie turns 35, Ted Levine opens up to The Hollywood Reporter about complicated feelings over playing Buffalo Bill and the representation of gender: "It's unfortunate that the film vilified...
www.hollywoodreporter.com
February 15, 2026 at 6:26 AM
If the people who made THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS can recognise it as transphobic, so can you www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
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t4t dating:
base 1 - sharing discord (or signal if you're cool)
base 2 - sex
base e - natural logarithm
base 3 - info dumping about special interest
base 4 - doing each other's injections
base 5 - sorry what base is who on??? i'm not good at basketball
base 6 - 7
base 1 - sharing discord (or signal if you're cool)
base 2 - sex
base e - natural logarithm
base 3 - info dumping about special interest
base 4 - doing each other's injections
base 5 - sorry what base is who on??? i'm not good at basketball
base 6 - 7
February 13, 2026 at 7:26 AM
t4t dating:
base 1 - sharing discord (or signal if you're cool)
base 2 - sex
base e - natural logarithm
base 3 - info dumping about special interest
base 4 - doing each other's injections
base 5 - sorry what base is who on??? i'm not good at basketball
base 6 - 7
base 1 - sharing discord (or signal if you're cool)
base 2 - sex
base e - natural logarithm
base 3 - info dumping about special interest
base 4 - doing each other's injections
base 5 - sorry what base is who on??? i'm not good at basketball
base 6 - 7
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Got to the Homer at a Lesbian Bar joke in my Simpsons rewatch and it is just
An absolute perfect joke in every way, incredible work
An absolute perfect joke in every way, incredible work
February 15, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Got to the Homer at a Lesbian Bar joke in my Simpsons rewatch and it is just
An absolute perfect joke in every way, incredible work
An absolute perfect joke in every way, incredible work
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It’s absurd. After a decade of pain management efforts we finally found a medication that works for me. I’m fighting my third appeal with my insurance over covering it, because it’s $815 a month after using a discount card. It’s over a dollar an hour for me to not be in constant pain to these scum
February 14, 2026 at 5:03 PM
It’s absurd. After a decade of pain management efforts we finally found a medication that works for me. I’m fighting my third appeal with my insurance over covering it, because it’s $815 a month after using a discount card. It’s over a dollar an hour for me to not be in constant pain to these scum