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🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison

@anitmata.bsky.social

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@beneprism.rip's Canadian girlfriend and ethically-sourced adrenochrome provider. Philosophy, Assyriology, literature, writing, and border collies. Liberal. Words mean how they're used. Reason is, and ought only to be, the slave of the passions.

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🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison @anitmata.bsky.social · 1h

Claude please make a version of California Gurls but replace Snoop with hot Justin Trudeau c. 2016 please

Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 1h

Justin Trudeau is dating Katy Perry and we’re all just gonna have to deal with that

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🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison @anitmata.bsky.social · 1h

More than one way to read that

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🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison @anitmata.bsky.social · 1h

Mash-Up Bands:
Maroon Eleven

TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 1h

Mash up bands:

Jimmy Eat Bizkit

Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 4h

Mash up bands:

Guns 'N Oates

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Bear Wilner-Nugent @saltlick.bsky.social · 2h

Whether or not we characterize it as pathological, I think pessimism is often maladaptation being sold as survival behavior.

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Lynn Stahl @msbtterswrth.altgov.info · 9h

Hot off the presses! If you need a bigger size to print your stickers let me know!

The Portland frog as a founding father, surround by the words "give me ribberty or give me death"

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🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison @anitmata.bsky.social · 1h

It is an exceptional time to bring me a cat, yes

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🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison @anitmata.bsky.social · 2h

Like 95% of the time I notice something else first but oh my I love the girls I want daughters of my own like that some day

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🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison @anitmata.bsky.social · 2h

Going anywhere interesting

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Joe Bruehler 🇺🇦🇩🇪 @joebruehler.bsky.social · 6h

Seriously. My apartment is *tiny* where the fuck could it possibly be???

Joe Bruehler 🇺🇦🇩🇪 @joebruehler.bsky.social · 6h

Was making pancakes this morning and only found out till it was time to flip all those bitches that I lost? my one and only spatula.

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🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison @anitmata.bsky.social · 6h

Glod damn these fucking fucks

🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison @anitmata.bsky.social · 6h

An altered tweet not by @graybee:
Every lifelong atheist I've ever met is "these ontological claims seem very weakly supported" and every adult convert is like "the creeds of all Abrahamic faiths are de facto hate speech, as demonstrated by Richard Dawkins, and this means we again need to persecute the Jews."

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Revy but spoopy @catgirlfingies.quest · 23h

Trans girl drawing putting her hand up in disagreement
Text says
USING DATING APPS OR MEETING SOMEONE IN THE REAL WORLD
Same trans girl looking in agreement but doing a thumbs up point
SHITPOSTING MY WAY INTO SOMEONE'S HEART

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Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 6h

please help Riley. they are my editor for my novels and i literally still owe them money.

if i wasn't struggling then they wouldn't be struggling TBH

🏳️‍🌈 ItBeRiley 🏳️‍⚧️ - see pinned post 🐀 @itberiley.bsky.social · 9h

Please help us get some of this covered before Tuesday so it doesn't swallow all of my PIP. We really need your help on this

We still need meds, toiletries, and other essentials before then too

#MutualAid #MutualAidRequsst #HelpFolksLive2025 #HelpSky 💸💕 ♿️

🏳️‍🌈 ItBeRiley 🏳️‍⚧️ - see pinned post 🐀 @itberiley.bsky.social · 5d

Our account is -£400 and it's just going to swallow my PIP when it gets here. Please help us get out of this pit

#MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #UrgentMutualAid #HelpSky #HelpFolksLive2025 #Disabled #ChronicIllness

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angel xtasy 💕 PLS HELP @freakingangel.bsky.social · 6h

angel xtasy 💕 PLS HELP @freakingangel.bsky.social · 4d

EMERGENCY

my partner woke up blind in his left eye! we really need to get to a hospital but we r currently in the middle of nowhere with no car

ca: $freakingbabygirl
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Angel 💕 - My Wishlist | Throne

Send Angel 💕 gifts via Throne. Browse Angel 💕's wishlist and support your favorite creator safely.

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🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison @anitmata.bsky.social · 6h

bsky.app/profile/jana...

Jana H-S (they/she)
‪@jana-aych-ess.bsky.social‬
I say this completely unironically: they want to kill us because they wish they could love anything as much as we love our silly stuffed sharks
February 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM

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Samsara Final Girl @eris.anarchogoth.rip · Mar 28

Me driving home knowing there won't be a second date but at least now she knows who Char Aznable is

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🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison @anitmata.bsky.social · 7h

I helped my girlfriend through a rough patch

I can't overstate the importance of this. I've been in love with a black hole before, who likely died from a benzo overdose. Actually finding someone to who has the capacity to BE helped is like a ray of light

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 7h

(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture

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Sunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 7h

RIP Diane Keaton, who has died at 79, here reinventing fashion in Annie Hall (1977)

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Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 11h

I wrote a little about some of the little details you might have missed in this video and why it hit me so hard as a trans person this morning:

www.burnsnotice.com/you-have-to-...

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Billy @billyidles.bsky.social · 8h

This is a powerful image

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 9h

Mr Beast is very emblematic of modern fame where he’s very successful, incredibly rich, gets 12 billion views on everything, and simultaneously, at the very same time, no one gives one single shit about him

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marcy and the banshees🦇 @beneprism.rip · 8h

3 months exactly since I came out and it's National Coming Out Day? What a fun coincidence! I posted the emails I sent on that day here. I found it very useful to read other people's coming-out messages when planning my own, so hopefully this helps someone.

National Coming Out Day

how I did it

beneprism.leaflet.pub

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jam @socialistboat.dad · 15h

Stella Sacco
@antlervel.vet
It's really funny that The Art of War is treated as this like alpha male book when it's clearly meant to be read by ancient Chinese failsons because it's all "please don't forget you have to feed your troops" and "if someone asks if you're going to attack them consider lying about it"
April 23, 2024 at 1:28 AM © Everybody can reply
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🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison @anitmata.bsky.social · 9h

That was my thought.
"What do you think they should they do?"
"Not keep on doing this" is a perfectly valid answer.